mr.turtle
(Sandy Cardioid)

Bio:
Interesting facts about Mr. Turtle:

He earned a scholarship in Art.
now works as a civil servant
met John Lee Hooker in a bar,
and Steven Tyler in a mens' room.
married an older women,
who he first met in his high school cooking class.
met the women who inspired the song "like a virgin"
She laughed and felt embarrassed for him, when he played his song.
He spent a summer in Kenai Alaska, butchering salmon.
His position in the "slime line" was that of "belly slitter"
He's seen Florence from the top of Il Domo.
only spent one night in jail.
was juror #7 in The people vs. Marquess Lott.
rolled his first car.
once was a ten handicap golfer and
an expert Fly fisherman.
has another identity as a really crappy folk singer.
once had a cat named arpeggio
is a descendant of willy sutton.
his wife's best friend was murdered by his kids baby sitter
There are plenty more strange but true facts about Mr. Turtle that he doesn't
care to share at the moment.