mr_mordenus
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| Member Since: | Monday, June 04 2007 @ 09:31 AM CDT |
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| Homepage: | http://www.rikberryere.com |
| Location: | Plasticville, |
| Song Comments: | 181 |
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| Forum Posts: | 247 |
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Bio:
I'm from Plasticville. Back when I was a yoot I was in a jam band with GI Joe and Big Jim. We thought we might have a shot, but Joe ended up growing real hair and vanished into the Plasticville alterno art world. Big Jim, on the other hand, grew disillusioned, bought a Big Sports Camper and just hit the road.
I get a letter now and then.
Last I heard he was giving Kung Fu grip shows at little town fairs for beer money. Barbie asks about him now and then, but she's running a high-powered ad agency in town now.
For a while I worked as an eyebrow model. It was a crazy, heady time for sure, but it didn't last - there's always someone else with better looking eyebrows coming up in the industry, and then... it's all over. I ended up joining Plasticville Mighty Action Forces, where my eyebrows allowed me to rise through the ranks quickly.
Nowadays, though, I'm retired from Plasticville Mighty Action Forces, and just kick back here taking it easy.
Rumours that I'm Rik Berryere do persist, for some reason.
I'm from Plasticville. Back when I was a yoot I was in a jam band with GI Joe and Big Jim. We thought we might have a shot, but Joe ended up growing real hair and vanished into the Plasticville alterno art world. Big Jim, on the other hand, grew disillusioned, bought a Big Sports Camper and just hit the road.
I get a letter now and then.
Last I heard he was giving Kung Fu grip shows at little town fairs for beer money. Barbie asks about him now and then, but she's running a high-powered ad agency in town now.
For a while I worked as an eyebrow model. It was a crazy, heady time for sure, but it didn't last - there's always someone else with better looking eyebrows coming up in the industry, and then... it's all over. I ended up joining Plasticville Mighty Action Forces, where my eyebrows allowed me to rise through the ranks quickly.
Nowadays, though, I'm retired from Plasticville Mighty Action Forces, and just kick back here taking it easy.
Rumours that I'm Rik Berryere do persist, for some reason.
