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shavingronaldscar
(Joachim Heise)

Member Since: Wednesday, May 14 2008 @ 12:09 AM CDT
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Homepage: http://
Location: Oslo, Norway
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Date Title Rating Hits Genre Last Comment Status
06.17.08 Funk Ugly (---) 81 (5) Jazz Fusion 06.19.08 Active
06.05.08 Well We're Certainly Not Bicycles, At Any Rate (---) 74 (5) Opera 06.19.08 Active
05.31.08 Pyroboob (---) 88 (4) Jungle 06.22.08 Active
05.26.08 Outro Scazm Fleesh (live @ the Norwegian Institute for Scene And Studio) (---) 71 (5) Experimental 06.22.08 Active
05.23.08 Miles of Sound (---) 133 (6) Cha-Cha 05.26.08 Active
05.22.08 Bottles For Slupper (---) 147 (6) Funk 05.26.08 Active
05.18.08 Outro Scazm Fleesh (---) 271 (4) Experimental 05.22.08 Active
05.16.08 I Can't (---) 164 (3) Other 05.18.08 Active
05.16.08 Eggs Cannot Drive (---) 106 (3) Ambient 05.22.08 Active
05.16.08 I Know Exactly Where I'm Going Today (---) 110 (5) Ambient 05.27.08 Active
05.16.08 Blaaah (---) 101 (2) Hardcore 06.02.08 Active
05.16.08 Disembodied Eye Juggles Scrap Metal (---) 92 (3) Drum n Bass 05.16.08 Active
05.16.08 Hydrogen Medley (---) 108 (4) Jungle 05.22.08 Active
05.16.08 Roger Moore Is A Pervo (---) 123 (2) Breakbeat 05.16.08 Active
05.16.08 Bellydancing Fire Hydrant (---) 101 (6) Jungle 05.22.08 Active
05.15.08 The Four Ailments (---) 96 (4) Experimental 05.16.08 Active
Music Background
Joachim Heise, a.k.a. Shaving Ronald’s Car, was congealed March 14, 1985. He didn’t pay attention during childhood, so he often has difficulty with household items such as drying machines and peanutbutter. But he has persevered, and is currently living in Norway with a sweet little lady named Martine. He dreams of being a hand model, living in a redwood tree, and throwing leather couches at passersby. His dwarf-tossing habits are minimal to none, and he never consumes his own waste, believing it to be bad for your mercury/strychnine balance. He did once, however, attempt to eat himself in alphabetical order, saving ze brains and ze heart for last of course. Ze appendix made him sick though, and he had to stop. A few words on influence… Every band or artist is supposed to have these ‘influences’. These accounts of ‘inspiration’ and, more often than not, confessions of parrotlike behaviour, allow listeners to gauge whether or not an artist’s sound will overstep their audial boundaries, going into the realm of ‘what the fork is this poop?’ and ‘wow man, it hurts my head’, and in those beautiful rare cases, ‘by the goggles of St. Elbowstench, this is genius!’ If somebody sounds like Audioslave, then he is subjugate to Audioslave. Hehe. If somebody sounds like an exploding footbath, then he is set free by the sound of an exploding footbath, and the world can look at footbaths in a new and interesting light. This is not to say that certain artists haven’t rubbed off on me. After all, a child learns to speak by imitating others. But I digress… Let’s get the boomsticks out, shall we? Oh, and use headphones if you got 'em. Or better yet, fat 1400 watt stacks :P
Music Skills
I goof around on drums, piano, and guitar, but use my limited skill in these areas mostly for making samples. My main focal point is cutting, slashing, vomiting up, and generally destroying sound with my software and hardware. Spiffy.
Music Hardware
Akai MPD24 MIDI controller, Edirol PC50 MIDI keyboard, Korg KP3 Kaoss pad, various circuit boards, frayed wires, children's toys, messy analog crap.
Music Software
Reason, Ableton, and Cubase
Keywords
experimental, noise, drumandbass, abstract, trip hop, third stream, ambient, IDM, breakcore, gabber, deathjazz, jungle, breakbeats, acid jazz, chipbreak, tech step, glitch
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