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dough boy rip
Saturday, August 04 2012 @ 09:03 PM CDT
Dear friends,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes. |
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Saturday, August 04 2012 @ 09:09 PM CDT |
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Sunday, August 05 2012 @ 12:31 AM CDT
As a former employee of The Pillsbury Company, I am much bereaved!
"Where phones and music somehow are somehow related" |
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Sunday, August 05 2012 @ 01:13 PM CDT
What ever happened to Mr. Butterworth?
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Sunday, August 05 2012 @ 05:52 PM CDT
It's actually all part of a murder-cloning conspiracy as shown in this secretly take photograph.
my greatest inspiration is my own damnation, pain is eternal |
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Wednesday, August 08 2012 @ 05:42 AM CDT
I was sitting in front of my computer at work, bored rigid by the prospect of a load of data entry, when I decided to check MacJams. Saw this and laughed. Thanks for that Mr. Bandit!!
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