Re:Eric Clapton
Wednesday, April 13 2005 @ 11:07 PM CDT

I have found this discussion of Eric's merit an entertaining diversion from my pursuit of musical godhood. It must be a very entertaining diversion to keep me away from my pursuit of musical godhood. I mean musical godhood is that important to me. Oh but enough about me.
I heard Eric's music in the grocery store today and must say that he has never sounded better.
One more thing about me.
I was unable to acquire all the items that I needed at the grocery store and was forced to go to another to find the remainder. I can't remember what music was playing there though.

Re:Eric Clapton
Wednesday, April 13 2005 @ 11:35 PM CDT

WOW! I was going to go through all of these to see if the cliff hanger of "most posts ever" was going to happen & then decided: "Nah! I'll just add another one!" Good to be back after a long hiatus....

Re:Eric Clapton
Wednesday, April 13 2005 @ 11:42 PM CDT

By the way, Britney is heavier, and she works that pregnant-wife-of-white-trash pretty well, I'd say.

Re:Eric Clapton
Thursday, April 14 2005 @ 04:52 AM CDT

So what do you think that Britney's opinion about Eric Clapton is? I think that she thinks he's cool for someone old enough to be her great-grandfather.

Re:Eric Clapton
Thursday, April 14 2005 @ 07:27 AM CDT

Quote by: handovergold WOW! I was going to go through all of these to see if the cliff hanger of "most posts ever" was going to happen & then decided: "Nah! I'll just add another one!" Good to be back after a long hiatus....

You did realize, your post is the tie at 163 (the most posts to one thread ever. Fast Is Pointless


Furthermore.....this post gives us a very shallow, puffed up, wonderbread lead of 2 moe than the record. I could be wrong.

Re:Eric Clapton
Thursday, April 14 2005 @ 07:30 AM CDT

Oh yeah- one other thing

Quote by: themasses I have found this discussion of Eric's merit an entertaining diversion from my pursuit of musical godhood. It must be a very entertaining diversion to keep me away from my pursuit of musical godhood. I mean musical godhood is that important to me. Oh but enough about me. I heard Eric's music in the grocery store today and must say that he has never sounded better. One more thing about me. I was unable to acquire all the items that I needed at the grocery store and was forced to go to another to find the remainder. I can't remember what music was playing there though.

Everytime I hear Peaches and Deisel, I think of produce....does that mean we've had a similar experience?

Re:Eric Clapton
Thursday, April 14 2005 @ 08:57 AM CDT

Quote by: UncleSamwich Quote by: handovergold WOW! I was going to go through all of these to see if the cliff hanger of "most posts ever" was going to happen & then decided: "Nah! I'll just add another one!" Good to be back after a long hiatus.... You did realize, your post is the tie at 163 (the most posts to one thread ever. Fast Is Pointless Furthermore.....this post gives us a very shallow, puffed up, wonderbread lead of 2 moe than the record. I could be wrong.

Ya got the / in the wrong spot on yer link Sammy.


Eric Clapton is God!!!

Oh wait I said he wasn't...


What was the question again??

Would you do Britney Spears?? Was that it?

Re:Eric Clapton
Thursday, April 14 2005 @ 09:02 AM CDT

This is the Thread That Would Not Die.

(I needed some posting points....

Re:Eric Clapton
Thursday, April 14 2005 @ 10:38 AM CDT

OBITUARY

The Eric Clapton Thread died Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 12:01 a.m. EST. It was 169.
Cause of death was listed as a heart attack induced by viewing a picture of a hairy old man with no shirt on.
It is survived by rants on pimping songs and voting anomalies.
The Thread was active in its community regularly contributing to unthinking, uneducated new composers as well as being a member in good standing of the Elk's Lodge, local 461.
Funeral services to be held Saturday, April 16, 2005 at the Virtual Garage, 2 p.m. The Reverend Blaine Transue presiding.
Pallbearers to include RonnieLong, RCAndrews, Uncle Samwich, Dadai, ACClarke, and a dancing skull wearing a mu-mu.
A chorus of cowbells is planned.
The family has requested donations to the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame in lieu of flowers.