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Epileptic Gibbon
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Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 1298
Location: Cheltenham, England
 
Re:Eric Clapton
Saturday, April 23 2005 @ 03:05 PM CDT

Quote by: Mungo
Quote by: Dadai
Quote by: alanfraser
So, this guy goes into this bar and he's got this duck on his shoulder, see?



yeah, yeah... then what??



And then they go outside and hail a cab to go to ....

http://www.cream2005.com

... or maybe not.



Eric Clapton, Carlos Santana and Jimmy Page are all trying to get into a music club but the bouncer won't let them because he says there's a rule that guitarists aren't allowed in.

Each guitarist tries to charm the bouncer by convincing him that they're the best guitarist in the world but despite each man listing their musical achievements and showing off their axe-meister skills the bouncer is adamant that they're not coming in.

Then a man arrives with a guitar and goes up to the bouncer. Clapton, Santana and Page all shout out that he's wasting his time but the man ignores them and shows the bouncer that his guitar has no strings on it at which point, much to the three guitar gods' bemusement and annoyance, the bouncer lets the man go in.

Well the three ageing rockers are outraged. "We're the finest guitarists of our generation, we've each sold millions of albums and we are adored by music geeks throughout the world" says Clapton, "but you won't let us in. And yet that bloke, a nobody, walks up to you with a broken guitar and you let him without question! What's going on?"

The bouncer looks at them and replies, "He's always allowed in… no strings attached".

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Pie
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Registered: 12/20/04
Posts: 576
Location: Cardiff, UK
 
Re:Eric Clapton
Saturday, April 23 2005 @ 07:40 PM CDT

... jesus fuckin' wept
Joanna
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Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 521
Location: , USA
 
Re:Eric Clapton
Saturday, April 23 2005 @ 09:07 PM CDT

Did you hear about the guitarist who had his left side amputated? He's all right now.


 
Re:Eric Clapton
Saturday, April 23 2005 @ 11:29 PM CDT

Quote by: Joanna
Did you hear about the guitarist who had his left side amputated? He's all right now.



So this thread has become about jokes, has it?
Well, alright then.



Yes, well...








Okay,









Ahem...








Well, I suppose I don't have any objections to that.
eDrew
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Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 183
Location: N/A
 
Re:Eric Clapton
Monday, April 25 2005 @ 02:20 PM CDT

Quote by: aclarke
Thread slowly dying... someone administer Last Rites.



The best laugh I had all day!
eDrew
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Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 183
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Re:Eric Clapton
Monday, April 25 2005 @ 02:28 PM CDT

Quote by: handovergold
By the way, Britney is heavier, and she works that pregnant-wife-of-white-trash pretty well, I'd say.



Wow. A little harsh, no?
_nderscore
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Registered: 07/22/04
Posts: 717
Location: _nder, over..
 
Re:Eric Clapton
Monday, April 25 2005 @ 02:54 PM CDT

Quote by: Dadai
Quote by: alanfraser
So, this guy goes into this bar and he's got this duck on his shoulder, see?



yeah, yeah... then what??



the suspense is killing me


 
Re:Eric Clapton
Thursday, April 28 2005 @ 06:50 PM CDT

Only 4 more days away ....
Roger Waters weighs in ...


 
Re:Eric Clapton
Thursday, April 28 2005 @ 07:24 PM CDT

Do you realize what we are doing here? Internet searches for "Eric Clapton" will lead many to this thread. Internet searches for "Eric Clapton, Richard Cecil Schletty" will lead precisely to this post.
 


 
Re:Eric Clapton
Thursday, April 28 2005 @ 07:37 PM CDT

Quote by: rschletty
Do you realize what we are doing here? Internet searches for "Eric Clapton" will lead many to this thread. Internet searches for "Eric Clapton, Richard Cecil Schletty" will lead precisely to this post.


And searches for Eric Clapton/Britney Spears leads to Eric Clapton's head placed on Madonna's body with Britney attempting a french kiss.