Re:Joke of the Day!
Thursday, July 15 2010 @ 09:31 PM CDT

Quote by: drakonis OK OK, fine... I'll play by the rules... What's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30. (I'll let you chew on that one until you get it...) ttfn, Drakonis

my daughter is a dentist! when's my usual appointment with her? you guessed it.

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Friday, July 16 2010 @ 05:35 AM CDT

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Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, July 16 2010 @ 07:04 AM CDT

Quote by: SmokeyVW Quote by: drakonis OK OK, fine... I'll play by the rules... What's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30. (I'll let you chew on that one until you get it...) ttfn, Drakonis my daughter is a dentist! when's my usual appointment with her? you guessed it.

there must be something wrong with me if I got it right away...

Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, July 16 2010 @ 07:05 AM CDT

Quote by: -Harold- -The snotty receptionist- An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" I'll use that one Harold All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, July 16 2010 @ 07:30 AM CDT

Em walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors here!"

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Friday, July 16 2010 @ 07:38 AM CDT

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Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, July 16 2010 @ 02:45 PM CDT

"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one-iron, becaue I know even God can't hit a one-iron."
-Lee Trevino

Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, July 16 2010 @ 02:47 PM CDT

Quote by: Evil_Genius "When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one-iron, becaue I know even God can't hit a one-iron." -Lee Trevino

LOL... you got me...

Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, July 16 2010 @ 02:50 PM CDT

at a fancy restaurant... I looked down and noticed a needle in my soup... so I brought it to the waiter's attention... "Sir Im so sorry" he said.. "that was a typo... it was supposed to be a noodle"

Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, July 16 2010 @ 02:57 PM CDT

Quote by: SmokeyVW the Higgs boson replies: "Perhaps you are, but I can give mass as well!"

Same punchline...

A professor here at UT gave a lecture with the title "Neutrinos have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

Victor.