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Tuesday, June 28 2011 @ 04:35 PM CDT
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Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, July 29 2011 @ 11:36 AM CDT
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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Friday, July 29 2011 @ 12:27 PM CDT
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Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, July 29 2011 @ 01:09 PM CDT
Nice one Harold. Here's one for you.
Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you want the answer to be? It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't done. |
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Friday, July 29 2011 @ 01:14 PM CDT
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Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, July 29 2011 @ 02:27 PM CDT  to you BOTH!! (i'm going to crack up all day now!)
my latest: "Blind Love (Seeing Heart)-Orchestral Version" |
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Monday, August 01 2011 @ 06:09 AM CDT
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Re:Joke of the Day!
Monday, August 01 2011 @ 07:58 AM CDT
Nice fellahs and ladies ....and I apologise if these offerings are already here........
Q )If you drop a piano accordion and a set of bagpipes off a large building ,which will hit the ground first? A ) It doesn't really matter just as long as you do itr ....please !! and Q) How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb... A) 6 maybe 7 or eeven more.....One to change the bulb all the rest to bitch about it being electric !! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Jarvo......now off nights ,but still on meds CJ I picked up the ukulele at about 12 years of age and picked up the piano at about the same time.The ukulele is a far smaller instrument and did not give me a hernia. |
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Re:Joke of the Day!
Tuesday, August 02 2011 @ 02:50 PM CDT
a cow and a chicken break out of jail. they soon get to a road that runs right along the state line. it's the only thing between them and freedom.
the chicken says to the cow, "go ahead and cross it, you'll be home free." the cow starts walking, but the chicken just stands there. the cow says, "hey! come on, let's go!" but the chicken says, "i can't go this way. if i cross the road, it'll raise too many questions." |
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Re:Joke of the Day!
Tuesday, August 02 2011 @ 08:09 PM CDT
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
A favorite of mine: It has been determined that saliva causes cancer, but only if taken in small amounts over a long period of time. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln |
