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drakonis
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Registered: 09/24/04
Posts: 3174
Location: San Diego, CA USA
 
Re:Joke of the Day!
Thursday, August 18 2011 @ 04:25 PM CDT

Quote by: -Harold-
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Three dots walk into a bar. The bartender can't decide which one is cuter, so he kisses them all right on the ellipsis.


 
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drakonis
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Registered: 09/24/04
Posts: 3174
Location: San Diego, CA USA
 
Re:Joke of the Day!
Thursday, August 18 2011 @ 04:51 PM CDT

Harold,

FAIL? Is your picture a response to my attempt at "on-the-spot" humor? :-)

Perhaps their camper is obscuring the "NO VACANCY" sign? :-)

I find humor to be a great coping mechanism, myself.
SmokeyVW
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 6214
Location: N/A
 
Re:Joke of the Day!
Thursday, August 18 2011 @ 09:44 PM CDT

thanks Harold - i needed a good laugh

similar funny things:
seeing a tow truck towing a tow truck


 
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Loob
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Registered: 02/27/10
Posts: 799
Location: , United States
 
Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, August 26 2011 @ 08:25 AM CDT

OMG !!!!! I was in the public toilet and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions".

Need drums? Look me up...
Hickling_Stan
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Registered: 11/26/09
Posts: 67
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom
 
Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, August 26 2011 @ 10:07 AM CDT

Multi story car park crime....its wrong on so many different levels!!

I needed to choose a new password for my website. It recommended I choose one with 8 characters so I chose Snow white and the seven dwarfs!!
SmokeyVW
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 6214
Location: N/A
 
Re:Joke of the Day!
Saturday, August 27 2011 @ 08:40 AM CDT

 
michaeljayklein
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Registered: 02/13/09
Posts: 2078
Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA
 
Re:Joke of the Day!
Saturday, August 27 2011 @ 06:31 PM CDT

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

(Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!)

"Where phones and music somehow are somehow related"