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Loob
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Registered: 02/27/10
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Re:Joke of the Day!
Tuesday, February 21 2012 @ 08:38 PM CST

One of my friends on facebook had this on her status... Got a chuckle


Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday. Don't even ask what Saturday and Sunday are =/


Need drums? Look me up...
davisamerica
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Registered: 09/02/07
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Re:Joke of the Day!
Tuesday, February 21 2012 @ 08:43 PM CST

Quote by: Loob
One of my friends on facebook had this on her status... Got a chuckle


Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday. Don't even ask what Saturday and Sunday are =/





...a "fattie" is called for world wide ..... unless u are jewish ... then all bets are off .....

I have finally figured this out but now I have forgotten what to use it for.


 
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Loob
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Re:Joke of the Day!
Sunday, February 26 2012 @ 08:53 AM CST

The line for the bathroom.


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SmokeyVW
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Registered: 06/13/06
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Re:Joke of the Day!
Friday, April 13 2012 @ 07:37 PM CDT

what do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?

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a slow poke
apb
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Registered: 04/24/06
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Re:Joke of the Day!
Saturday, April 14 2012 @ 04:09 AM CDT

apb
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Re:Joke of the Day!
Saturday, April 14 2012 @ 04:10 AM CDT


and now for dog lovers:



 
Fire_Angel
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Registered: 12/26/11
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Location: London, England United Kingdom
 
Re:Joke of the Day!
Sunday, April 15 2012 @ 11:15 AM CDT

Quote by: SmokeyVW
Quote by: -Harold-
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Now that was funny!

i've heard it said that money is the root of all evil




It's a misquote; the real saying is that "The love of money is the root of all evil". By leaving out the "love of" bit people shift the blame from themselves to the currency. Not funny but I thought folk would like to know...

Ancient Chinese proverb:
The man who does not make mistakes usually does not make anything.