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Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Sunday, November 27 2005 @ 09:38 PM CST

"A termite walks into a beer joint, and asks, "Is the barTENDER here"?

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caroline
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Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 01:21 AM CST

Quote by: Alimar
"A termite walks into a beer joint, and asks, "Is the barTENDER here"?



is that the same bar that the horse walked into when the bartender asked him "why the long face?" ??

The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo. Sir Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
Epileptic Gibbon
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Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 02:43 AM CST

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Komrade K
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Location: Whitstable, Kent England
 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 03:34 AM CST

What's blue and white and would kill you if it fell from a tree?
caroline
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Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 03:39 AM CST

Quote by: Komrade K
What's blue and white and would kill you if it fell from a tree?



martyn???? what's the answer then????

The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo. Sir Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
John Stebbe
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Registered: 03/28/05
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Location: Indianapolis, Indiana USA
 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 05:45 AM CST

What do you call cheese that does not belong to you?

That's nacho cheese.


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deputydoofy
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Location: Doofyville, Doofsylvania Doofstantine
 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 05:46 AM CST


What's brown and sounds like a bell?....... DUNG!!!
Komrade K
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Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 05:57 AM CST

Quote by: caroline
Quote by: Komrade K
What's blue and white and would kill you if it fell from a tree?



martyn???? what's the answer then????



Ah just checking if anyone was paying attention - why it's a fridge wearing a denim jacket!
Cantor
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Registered: 02/06/04
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Location: New Rochelle, NY USA
 
Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 06:00 AM CST

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Control Freak. NOW YOU SAY, "CONTROL FREAK WHO????" DO IT! NOW!
 
caroline
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Re:Bad Jokes - Clean Only
Monday, November 28 2005 @ 06:14 AM CST

Quote by: Cantor
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Control Freak. NOW YOU SAY, "CONTROL FREAK WHO????" DO IT! NOW!



okay already!!! control freak who?????

The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo. Sir Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters