Re:Jesus Christ dead, age approx. 32
Monday, July 06 2009 @ 01:09 AM CDT

One of my favorite clips from the movie Borat.... these christians are fucking crazy... it's kinda scary actually...

Re:Jesus Christ dead, age approx. 32
Monday, July 06 2009 @ 02:50 AM CDT

More loving christians... part 1 of 7... go to YouTube for the rest...

Re:Jesus Christ dead, age approx. 32
Monday, July 06 2009 @ 08:07 AM CDT

Oh, how lovely! Some more self-aware knuckle-dragging from 'ronnielong'.... I do love your "enlightened ape" routine, dear, and find it not at all simplistic and tiresome. Do drop in sometime to crush beer cans on your forehead, won't you dear?

Love,

MoM

Re:Jesus Christ dead, age approx. 32
Monday, July 06 2009 @ 10:56 PM CDT

The Thermodynamics of Hell
The following is one of Dr. Schalmbaugh's Final Test questions for May 1997. (Dr. Schalmbaugh, University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, is known for asking questions such as this on his final exams.)

May 1997, Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II Final Exam Question: Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof.

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving?

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.

Thus, there are two possibilities:

1.If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.

2.If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Theresa Banyan during my freshmen year, "It'll be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you", and taking into account the fact that I still have not had succeeded in having sexual relaytions with her, then number 2 above cannot be true.

Thus, Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only "A".

Re:Jesus Christ dead, age approx. 32
Tuesday, July 07 2009 @ 02:49 AM CDT

Quote by: MotherofMeursault Oh, how lovely! Some more self-aware knuckle-dragging from 'ronnielong'.... I do love your "enlightened ape" routine, dear, and find it not at all simplistic and tiresome. Do drop in sometime to crush beer cans on your forehead, won't you dear? Love, MoM

Oh dear, you are such a pistol. This has to be one of my favorite lashings on Mac Jams… It is hard to reply to however, mainly because my knuckles are bloody and bruised from dragging on the ground all day.

Looks like I struck a nerve though… and you responded in true “christian” manner. Good for you. I’m glad the Bible teaches such tolerance… well, once you get past the fear mongering, homophobia, xenophobia and blatant misogynistic views. Oh yeah, and that animal sacrifice thing.

Yup, I could practically cut your arrogance and holier than thou attitude with a knife. Actually, I could probably crush a beer can on it. WooHoo! No more forehead pains!

It’s a good thing my enlightened ape brain can sense sarcasm… Or I would have actually thought you were inviting me over for dinner and a shag.

Oh, and just to clear things up... I keep it simple, mainly because I don't like to waste my time on people who believe in invisible space daddies.

Love,

ronnie

Re:Jesus Christ dead, age approx. 32
Tuesday, July 07 2009 @ 08:14 AM CDT

Quote by: ronnielong I don't like to waste my time on people who believe in invisible space daddies.

'Invisible Space Daddies'... iz that the greatest name for a band or what? Genius! That could be the name for a Macjams supergroup collab spectacxular. Just Genius!

Re:Jesus Christ dead, age approx. 32
Tuesday, July 07 2009 @ 08:42 AM CDT

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Re:Jesus Christ dead, age approx. 32
Tuesday, July 07 2009 @ 09:20 AM CDT

Aside from the odd personal attack, this thread has been pretty interesting for me. I am perpetually astounded by the sheer intensity of discussion over something that is essentially impalpable. That alone is spectacle enough.

I don't get any happier hearing one MacJammer jibe another over difference of opinion, but it is rather shaky ground upon which we tread. Granted. I guess I'd rather walk that path and gain that experience than pass the whole affair off as a bad dream best avoided. Quite interesting indeed.

And, a pretty stellar band name came out of it. So far so good! Why stop now!!!

Re:Jesus Christ dead, age approx. 32
Tuesday, July 07 2009 @ 10:53 AM CDT