600 Million Without Power
Tuesday, July 31 2012 @ 03:31 PM CDT

in India, kind of sounds like a recent thread here about losing all electricity. So, here's a completely racist, religious and sexist joke:

Q: Why do Indian women have a red dot on their foreheads?
A: Lets their husband know when the coffee's ready.

Re:600 Million Without Power
Tuesday, July 31 2012 @ 09:20 PM CDT

What I want to know is if they have to call here for support on their power systems, say Billy Bob in Alabama...
"Support. Can I hep ya?"
"I'm terribly terribly sorry to bother you but most of our country's power is out."
"I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd hep ya."
"You are not Indian!"
"Sure yam. I'm... Chan-drak..Chhandras..Chan-dra-sek-ar from Delhi and I'll git r done."