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Tuesday, July 17 2007 @ 12:48 PM CDT

Please continue the dissing/hissing/etc here...

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Tuesday, July 17 2007 @ 01:00 PM CDT

I hate common lettuce!

I mean... c'mon. Its mostly water and provides next to no nutritional value. It has practically no taste. It wilts easily and therefore costs a fortune to ship and keep fresh. Restaurants act like its a bonus ingrediant. Tomatoes and pickles? Sure. Lettuce? Puh-lease!

Now, I should add that there are some specialty leafy vegetables related to lettuce that actually have some character. I'm not trying to denegrate the entire vegetable family, just the lazy do-nothing commonly refered to as "iceburg." Give me a spinach salad any day!

In closing, FU@K YOU LETTUCE!

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Tuesday, July 17 2007 @ 01:05 PM CDT

Lettuce not get carried away here now!

... your rant is not very romaine.

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Tuesday, July 17 2007 @ 01:06 PM CDT

Quote by: chikoppi I hate common lettuce! I mean... c'mon. Its mostly water and provides next to no nutritional value. It has practically no taste. It wilts easily and therefore costs a fortune to ship and keep fresh. Restaurants act like its a bonus ingrediant. Tomatoes and pickles? Sure. Lettuce? Puh-lease! Now, I should add that there are some specialty leafy vegitables related to lettuce that actually have some character. I'm not trying to denegrate the entire vegetable family, just the lazy do-nothing commonly refered to as "iceburg." Give me a spinach salad any day! In closing, FU@K YOU LETTUCE!

Although I agree with you, mostly, there is an appeal to it. It's often cool, sweet and refreshing. If anything, I blame the "healthy" lettuce for not tasting as refreshing as the FRICKIN' lettuce!

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Tuesday, July 17 2007 @ 01:12 PM CDT

Fresh lettuce (iceberg, Romaine, Boston, etc) is excellent. But the wilting will, indeed, pose a problem (especially when you're playing your guitar). Can't blame you for letting that get to you.

I have to admit to being a big fan of seaweed salads and those containing pickles. Carrot salads and cole slaws are awesome, too.

I am NOT, however, a fan of vegetable gelatin salads!

I HATE GELATINE SALADS!!!!

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Tuesday, July 17 2007 @ 01:14 PM CDT

I sure do love Kraft Macaroni And Cheese. Knowing that it's laced with loads of artificial flavoring, food coloring and preservatives, somehow this adds to the dining experience. I like it with way too much black-pepper on it too, but I prefer that the pepper is freshly ground.

I understand that it's considered to be tacky by some folks, but I was extremely shocked to see it as one of the dishes at a white trash party that I went to. I have to admit though, it sure complimented the canned beans and wieners. A nice combo, to say the least.

There was music and dancing at the party and then, we went bowling. I like bowling!

Macca

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Tuesday, July 17 2007 @ 02:18 PM CDT

Quote by: guitapick Fresh lettuce (iceberg, Romaine, Boston, etc) is excellent. But the wilting will, indeed, pose a problem (especially when you're playing your guitar). Can't blame you for letting that get to you. I have to admit to being a big fan of seaweed salads and those containing pickles. Carrot salads and cole slaws are awesome, too. I am NOT, however, a fan of vegetable gelatin salads! I HATE GELATINE SALADS!!!!

The little marshmallows are the worst! Who came up with that idea?!

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Tuesday, July 17 2007 @ 02:19 PM CDT

Quote by: Macaudion ...I was extremely shocked to see it as one of the dishes at a white trash party that I went to. I have to admit though, it sure complimented the canned beans and wieners. A nice combo, to say the least. There was music and dancing at the party and then, we went bowling. I like bowling! Macca

Hmm... I wonder why it is, Dion, that you only get invited to the best parties. LOL

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Tuesday, July 17 2007 @ 03:18 PM CDT

I must admit that there's a special place in my heart for Kraft Mac and Cheese...

So: I HATE MYSELF!!!!

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Tuesday, July 17 2007 @ 03:41 PM CDT

Quote by: J.A.Stewart Quote by: Macaudion ...I was extremely shocked to see it as one of the dishes at a white trash party that I went to. I have to admit though, it sure complimented the canned beans and wieners. A nice combo, to say the least. There was music and dancing at the party and then, we went bowling. I like bowling! Macca Hmm... I wonder why it is, Dion, that you only get invited to the best parties. LOL

I sure am glad to see your name back in the forums, Joe - you always seem to know how to moderate toward minimal damage, my tendencies to flirt with, 'bad taste'...

I was almost, literally dragged to this party, but it actually turned out to be a lot of fun. And although I didn't managed to muster up the courage to karaoke, I did drink enough to have all other things in life, not matter for an evening.