Re:Please Post Here
Wednesday, July 18 2007 @ 08:58 PM CDT

Quote by: Alannah I think Kentucky Fried Chicken really suks since they banned trans fats. And I'm pretty sure that there isn't any actual chicken in it anymore.

Hmm... Have you ever seen the movie "Soylent Green," Alannah?

Yum! Finger-lickin' good.

Wednesday, July 18 2007 @ 09:45 PM CDT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

I like turtles. But I'm not sure about zombie kids.

Re:Please Post Here
Thursday, July 19 2007 @ 02:20 AM CDT

Quote by: Vic Holman http://youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y I like turtles. But I'm not sure about zombie kids.

Did you say you like turtles, Vic?
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ha ha ha ha... he he

<a href ="http://www.macjams.com/song/33483">I don't like this</a>

Re:Please Post Here
Thursday, July 19 2007 @ 03:57 AM CDT

It's painfully clear to me that the original post was a complaint against a common brassica... however, perhaps, given that the English language is 'lost in translation' regarding our various terminologies in our respective definitions of the brassica families-they clearly differ in our respective nations......no one 'got' my joke....

(OK, OK, I'm going now....sorry to bump this forum up...)

Cheers!
Alf

(Long live the lettuce!)

Re:Please Post Here
Thursday, July 19 2007 @ 07:53 AM CDT

Quote by: alfalpha It's painfully clear to me that the original post was a complaint against a common brassica... however, perhaps, given that the English language is 'lost in translation' regarding our various terminologies in our respective definitions of the brassica families-they clearly differ in our respective nations......no one 'got' my joke.... (OK, OK, I'm going now....sorry to bump this forum up...) Cheers! Alf (Long live the lettuce!)

The aforementioned quotation, justified by said complainant's complaint regarding the lack of intellectual competence (within the sphere of original amusement) on the part of the original and subsequent postees, has been duly received and processed by said original postee.

Be it hereby noted that said complainant's "joke" has been "gotten" and duly appreciated by said original postee. Let it also be noted that all future amusing notations by said complainant and all future complainants will be processed and either appreciated, vomited upon, commented or not commented upon, or thrown out; according to the dictates of said original postee's whims.

Respectfully Submitted,

guitapick esq.

Re:Please Post Here
Thursday, July 19 2007 @ 09:37 AM CDT

This whole discussion sounds like it's Salad a' Baloney... to me.

Re:Please Post Here
Thursday, July 19 2007 @ 09:38 AM CDT

Quote by: guitapick Quote by: alfalpha It's painfully clear to me that the original post was a complaint against a common brassica... however, perhaps, given that the English language is 'lost in translation' regarding our various terminologies in our respective definitions of the brassica families-they clearly differ in our respective nations......no one 'got' my joke.... (OK, OK, I'm going now....sorry to bump this forum up...) Cheers! Alf (Long live the lettuce!) The aforementioned quotation, justified by said complainant's complaint regarding the lack of intellectual competence (within the sphere of original amusement) on the part of the original and subsequent postees, has been duly received and processed by said original postee. Be it hereby noted that said complainant's "joke" has been "gotten" and duly appreciated by said original postee. Let it also be noted that all future amusing notations by said complainant and all future complainants will be processed and either appreciated, vomited upon, commented or not commented upon, or thrown out; according to the dictates of said original postee's whims. Respectfully Submitted, guitapick esq.

I wonder if we could change the term, "joke" to "amusing verbal anecdote?"

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Thursday, July 19 2007 @ 10:50 AM CDT

Quote by: Doadars Uncle I wonder if we could change the term, "joke" to "amusing verbal anecdote?"

Excellent suggestion.
Please submit your change request, in triplicate, to the third stone from the sun, before 12:00 AM, 07/20/2008.

Re:Please Post Here
Thursday, July 19 2007 @ 01:16 PM CDT

Quote by: guitapick Quote by: Doadars Uncle I wonder if we could change the term, "joke" to "amusing verbal anecdote?" Excellent suggestion. Please submit your change request, in triplicate, to the third stone from the sun, before 12:00 AM, 07/20/2008.

I don't mean to set you off, Bob - But it seems as though you just offended Doug. What a jerk of an anal pore, response. No respect here. If you're not going to take his request seriously, then why even bother. This is about keeping things funny, so I don't know how your last comment is suppose to move the corners of my lips, upwards and away from each other.

Can we work a little harder at keeping things on focus.

Macca

Re:Please Post Here
Thursday, July 19 2007 @ 01:29 PM CDT

Quote by: Doadars Uncle Quote by: guitapick Quote by: alfalpha It's painfully clear to me that the original post was a complaint against a common brassica... however, perhaps, given that the English language is 'lost in translation' regarding our various terminologies in our respective definitions of the brassica families-they clearly differ in our respective nations......no one 'got' my joke.... (OK, OK, I'm going now....sorry to bump this forum up...) Cheers! Alf (Long live the lettuce!) The aforementioned quotation, justified by said complainant's complaint regarding the lack of intellectual competence (within the sphere of original amusement) on the part of the original and subsequent postees, has been duly received and processed by said original postee. Be it hereby noted that said complainant's "joke" has been "gotten" and duly appreciated by said original postee. Let it also be noted that all future amusing notations by said complainant and all future complainants will be processed and either appreciated, vomited upon, commented or not commented upon, or thrown out; according to the dictates of said original postee's whims. Respectfully Submitted, guitapick esq. I wonder if we could change the term, "joke" to "amusing verbal anecdote?"

But what happens if it really is a Joke, but it's not amusing? I have a pair of socks that have no value. I was gonna darn them, but decided not to. Is there anything that we can write into this that would protect them, too. I understand that no one would ever want to wear them but me, but they are mine.

You're doing such a great job, and I'm glad that I could be apart of this. Am I being whiney? I don't mean to, but I sure seem to be working up a hankering for some cheese and crackers.