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Last Played: Aug 22, 2008 - 05:15:50 AM
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Uploaded: May 14, 2005 - 06:51:35 AM
Last Updated: Nov 16, 2005 - 12:24:26 AM
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On Virtual Garage last night, Blaine was complaining that modern radio is like fast food. I'm just agreeing with him. It's a down n' dirty, quick little song made solely to have some fun.

Lyrics:
Corporate suits tell us what we're supposed to hear
Radios become brain-washing gear
Advertisers telling us what is hot
Am I the only one who knows that radio is not?

It's Fast food for your ears
Who the hell is Brittney Spears?
Fast food for your soul
No Aguillara, 50 Cent, Biance, or J'Lo

Give me songs that break the rules of pop
Give me songs that sweat, make my tears drop
Don't play another boy band. Ooooh they're so dreamy!
Give me someone real, raw and nothing too creamy

Fast food for your ears
Who the hell is Brittney Spears?
Fast food that's never wild
No Akon, Clarkson, Ludicrous or Destiny's Child

Give me dogs running away and a spouse who steals a truck
Give me men doin' her wrong and leavin' her outta luck
Don't play another oops I heard it again
Help me take back radio to where it used ta been.

Fast food for your ears
Who the hell is Brittney Spears?
Fast food for your brain
No Stefani, Weezer, Carey, get me off this train

Hardware:
Shure SM58, eMac

Software:
GarageBand 2
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Roberta Johnson lives &mdash 05/14/05 - 07:33:39 AM
So, tell us how you really feel mama.

Cool tune.



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Roberta Johnson lives &mdash 05/15/05 - 07:14:24 AM
Actually, I never really thought about it much. I tend to listen to an oldies
station. But I liked the comparison.

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Wow &mdash 05/14/05 - 08:42:47 AM
You work fast... exactly how long has this been building
up... now I'm having second thoughts on posting my
tribute to N'stynk.

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Wow &mdash 05/15/05 - 07:24:37 AM
Only since Virtual Garage on Friday. Please do post your tribute. I'm sure it'll
get raves! 10's! This is, after all, the perfect crowd for boy bands.

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A voice for radio &mdash 05/14/05 - 09:42:07 PM
Big money to be made in voice-over work, Joanna. You've
got the pipes. Loved your tune, too.

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A voice for radio &mdash 05/15/05 - 07:29:11 AM
Well, you caught me. I was a professional voice actress for several years. It's
great money if you have a good agent and get a lot of auditions.

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The real blues &mdash 05/15/05 - 09:21:27 AM
Utterly love the raw scratchy blues and the big infection-
laden vocals on this one.

And a fab lyric too!

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The real blues &mdash 05/17/05 - 12:37:02 AM
Thank you, eltopo! I decided to keep this one rough and unpolished, to fit the
theme. I'm so glad you enjoyed that choice.

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OK...so could I not &mdash 05/16/05 - 01:12:43 AM
love this. Glad to know I could be a bit of the inspiration...

Help me take back radio...help me take back radio...help me
take back radio...

The Train is rollin baby. Thanks Joanna. Awesome. Big, Big
smile!

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OK...so could I not &mdash 05/17/05 - 12:39:36 AM
Thank you, Blaine! Since you were indeed the inspiration, I was hoping you'd
enjoy this musical version of what you were talking about the other night.
Around here, you never know what will be turned into a song.

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A soulful &mdash 06/03/05 - 10:46:08 PM
ditty to the soulless.
brilliant ending
thanks for sharing

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A soulful &mdash 07/03/05 - 09:13:26 PM
Thank you, TheMasses!

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Cool... &mdash 06/05/05 - 09:58:46 AM
Your voice is really great - it would suit so many different
genres. And the song writing is very clever and funny. Well
impressed!


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Cool... &mdash 07/03/05 - 09:15:12 PM
Thank you, Spruce! I do enjoy trying out different genres, though I have my
limitations.

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Love those lyrics &mdash 06/30/05 - 06:16:24 PM
This is one of my favs of yours so far. I aggree whole
heartedly w/ you guys -- this one is right on...


Cydniko

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Love those lyrics &mdash 07/03/05 - 09:17:41 PM
Thank you, Cyd! I guess Blaine's feelings about all this are shared by quite a
few people. Viva la revolution!

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The truth be known &mdash 07/03/05 - 09:57:47 AM
Amen

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The truth be known &mdash 07/03/05 - 09:24:52 PM
Thank you, Puffbob!

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