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collaboration with mandolinquent and rebsie
johnny plays squeezebox, midi percussion and midi vibraphone. billy plays mandolin. rebsie plays harp. everybody sings . . . backing vocals by billy's daughter.
lyrics by country john and mandolinquent.
Lyrics:
billy used to play his guitar in the bath;
his mother said:
"you know you're gonna shrink that thing !"
billy said:
"ma' don't you be no square . . .
. . . 'cos you know how much i love to sing !"
but billy's mum was right 'cos thirty years later . . . he's ended up with a mandolin !
when johnny was a boy . . being a policeman
was his one and only goal;
but a love of drugs;
and a fear of thugs;
meant this career got parole !
a gcse in english lit'
and an attention deficit . . .
pointed to a life upon the dole !
well billy wrote a book
and he made his fortune;
now he's living by the sea . . .
johnny found a chest of buried treasure;
and bought a farm in the country . . .
recording songs on garageband;
and they post them on macjams . . .
for all their lovely fans to see
1 2 3 4 . . .
when you're not feeling strong . . .
and the world has all gone wrong . . .
come back where you belong;
back to the place where they know your face
and the songs of country john !
in the middle of the night . . .
when nothing seems right . . .
you've got to carry on;
take a tip from me . . .
get an mp3 . . .
of the songs of country john !
so if you got a good thing going on . . .
sing about it in a song . . .
you know you can't go wrong;
with a friend like billy and his mandolin . . .
there's only one thing to do . . .
and that's sing along . . .
come on sing along . . .
come on sing along . . .
come on sing along . . .
you know you can't go wrong when you're singing along . . .
with mandolinquent, rebsie and country john
Hardware:
10 button concertina squeezebox, shaker, mandolin, harp.
Software:
garageband, midi drums, midi vibraphone, drum loop.
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Feel good... &mdash 05/16/05 - 09:37:36 AM
toon that makes me laugh. Lyrics are incredible. Great
collab all round. Round of cold ones...and uh milk fer the
wee ones. Thanks for sharing this song here. [ Reply to This ]
Feeling good... &mdash 05/16/05 - 10:39:08 AM
lol &mdash 05/16/05 - 09:39:20 AM
flippin' great lyrics, genius. funny and clever. love the
mixture of vocals. good toooon guys. [ Reply to This ]
lol &mdash 05/16/05 - 10:42:28 AM
cheers beth . . .
"genius" . . . cool !
nice one
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Delightful &mdash 05/16/05 - 09:58:09 AM
Such a lovely, drunken sound. So very bright and slurred. I
love the sound created by the squeezbox/mandolin/
vibraphone/harp/percussion. Excellent job all around.
8/8/10/8 [ Reply to This ]
Delightful &mdash 05/16/05 - 10:46:22 AM
nice one woody . . .
listening to it again . . .
. . . it does sound like we are all drunk dunnit ?
thanks for the nice comments guys . . .
. . . i had a great team working on this one !
big shout out to rebsie and mandolinquent !
safe
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Brilliant! &mdash 05/16/05 - 10:48:41 AM
When I started to listen to this song, I just loved the intro,
un-synchronized and was hoping this wasn't just an intro
but that the song was actually going to continue in the same
craziness. It did! This is such a refreshing tune on macjams,
the lyrics are great, the vocals awesome, this madhouse is a
clear download! For some reason I think Billy Connoly when
listening to this, don't know exactly why?
Thanks! [ Reply to This ]
Brilliant! &mdash 05/16/05 - 10:55:45 AM
hey mikki . . .
you're so fine . . .
you're so fine you blow my mind !
nice one dude . . .
you made me number 1 . . . !
many thanks from the madhouse !
safe
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nice collab &mdash 05/16/05 - 11:13:36 AM
I really liked it. I only had one problem, it was just that it sounded a bit messy in certain parts. But that could probobly be fixed. Lyrics were great and overall it was a great song. [ Reply to This ]
nice collab &mdash 05/16/05 - 03:33:13 PM
cheers tn . . .
but if you ask me . . .
. . . messy is the new tidy !
messy like™
safe
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astonishing &mdash 05/16/05 - 11:48:55 AM
astonishing &mdash 05/16/05 - 03:36:50 PM
thanks eltopo . . .
that's the beauty of the country john™ machine . . .
. . . you just put in a ten pence piece,
and you never know what's gonna come out next !
easy
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fun fun fun &mdash 05/16/05 - 12:40:44 PM
nice group of party faces there :) was it fun doing it? well, i think what you wanted to do - you did great. nothing major to complain about, maybe vocals being just a bit louder wouldn't hurt. cheers [ Reply to This ]
fun fun fun &mdash 05/16/05 - 04:03:59 PM
cheers baki . . .
it was fun to start off with . . .
. . . but it went back and forth so many times . . .
. . . and we all listened to it so many times . . .
i was singing it in a loop in my head for about 48 hrs non stop !
so i think we're all glad it's over with : )
happy with the result though . . .
nice one
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Viva Real Music &mdash 05/16/05 - 02:33:13 PM
Music for the people if I ever heard it. Super playing and
singing all around. Nice squeezebox John, didn't even
know you played it. Billy, your mandolin is getting better
and better. Rebsie, is there an angel who can sing as
sweet. the harmonies put it over the top to the top of the
chart, right! [ Reply to This ]
Viva Real Music &mdash 05/17/05 - 02:01:48 PM
cheers tom . . .
thanks for the nice words . . .
next time we'll get you in on guitar . . .
nice one
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woozy and boozy! &mdash 05/16/05 - 03:01:34 PM
This has a great ramshackle feel to it..like the way it
builds up, its great when Rebsie's vocals join in...nice harp
too. A very original track all in all!
S [ Reply to This ]
woozy and boozy! . . . hiccup . . . &mdash 05/17/05 - 02:05:04 PM
nice one stevel . . .
cheers . . .
. . . hiccup
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There is nothing &mdash 05/16/05 - 10:32:23 PM
I did not like about this. perfect! especially loved the
ending verses. Fantastic stuff! [ Reply to This ]
cheers . . . &mdash 05/17/05 - 02:08:07 PM
nice one ac . . .
there's nothing we like more than a satisfied customer . . .
. . . please call again
safe
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:) &mdash 05/17/05 - 04:46:17 AM
What a joy for this to be the first song of the morning.
Thanks, CJ, Mando, Rebsie. [ Reply to This ]
cheers mungo . . . &mdash 05/17/05 - 02:13:24 PM
nice one dude . . .
glads yous likeds its . . .
easy
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loose as a goose off a leash &mdash 05/18/05 - 11:35:50 AM
Fun tune. That's what music is all about. What a neat
collab. Thanks for the frolic. [ Reply to This ]
"loose as a goose off a leash" . . . &mdash 05/18/05 - 12:23:49 PM
. . . what a brilliant phrase !
cheers rs . . .
there's a song in that sentence if ever i heard one !
thanks for dropping by . . .
nice one
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Country John... &mdash 05/18/05 - 12:56:02 PM
... thanks for inviting me down to the farm. I had a blast.
You write the best songs... and you squeeze and excellent
box too. [ Reply to This ]
Country John... &mdash 05/20/05 - 05:03:12 AM
cheers billy . . .
it was a pleasure . . . and the folk 'round here are still talking
'bout the giant who came to visit . . . ( they've never seen
anybody taller than 5'8" before in their lives ! )
nice one
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Got my mp3, thanks. &mdash 05/20/05 - 03:57:33 AM
Got my mp3, thanks. &mdash 05/20/05 - 05:05:46 AM
cheers rovert . . .
thankyou very much . . .
and welcome to the fanclub ! . .
your free t-shirt is on it's way !
safe
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There's great music down at that there farm ... &mdash 05/20/05 - 04:04:41 AM
I had great fun with this one too, CJ ... still hosing off
some of the mud ... [ Reply to This ]
fools gold . . . &mdash 05/20/05 - 05:13:10 AM
nice one rebs . . .
glad you made it back ok . . .
you wanna pan all that mud . . . word is there's gold up in these hills !
safe
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healing :D &mdash 05/20/05 - 07:26:08 PM
Hello John, thank you for adding me onto your list. now
i'm listening some songs of yours, and they're so great.
like healing stuffs from daily works...makes me wanna
quit them right now, get outside and fly with birds...
(then saying like "shall i work or play?" :-) )
you're cool, keep up the great works! [ Reply to This ]
healing :D &mdash 05/21/05 - 06:59:21 AM
nice one mino . . .
thanks for listening . . .
but don't spend too much time flying with the birds . . .
. . . keep illustrating too !
i checked out your website . . .
. . . they're brilliant !
safe
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This song &mdash 05/22/05 - 05:54:58 AM
is incredible!! I love every sound, every note, every word,
every voice. You got me whole family singing along! [ Reply to This ]
This song &mdash 05/22/05 - 10:34:21 AM
nice one alley-oop . . .
cheers . . .
perhaps next time i can get you and your family
involved on some singing in the chorus !
safe
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this is class &mdash 05/22/05 - 03:30:42 PM
dodgy in so many respects but beautiful in so many others.
don't change.
be cool,
Pie [ Reply to This ]
liked the words/ fun &mdash 05/22/05 - 09:14:01 PM
Ya, fun song, both words and song.
Like that country funk.
Thanks for sharing [ Reply to This ]
HOLLA &mdash 06/04/05 - 12:48:59 PM
hi love this man the music is outstanding! lyrics funny as hell
keep it up
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Pogues be praised! &mdash 06/09/05 - 11:05:38 AM
Nicely done!
Loved the lyrics!
Campy as hell, but I like to camp!
DL/9s! [ Reply to This ]
thanks guys . . . &mdash 06/10/05 - 11:05:16 AM
big shout out to pie, tiler, joe and kev . . .
nice one lads . . .
thanks for listening . . .
more to come soon !
easy
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how do you &mdash 06/18/05 - 07:16:21 AM
even comment on this song? it is PERFECT!
we bow down to the country john machine.
voting with my feet(jigging) and my mouse. [ Reply to This ]
how do you &mdash 06/22/05 - 12:41:11 PM
cheers joan . . .
glad you liked it . . .
nice one
safe
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fantastic warm piece!! &mdash 07/10/05 - 03:39:32 PM
wow :) i love country western warmthness
intro is truly classy :)
it reminds me of the days i was playing sim farm
(apparently an oriental guy's the only country experience
lol)
one day i want to go on a road trip with this tune across
the vallies watching sunset :):) [ Reply to This ]
'sim farm' . . . haha, sweet ! &mdash 09/21/05 - 05:44:20 PM
nice one haribo . . .
glad you liked it . . .
safe
cj
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amazing &mdash 09/03/05 - 05:25:25 PM
this song is really something. It reminds me of so many things. It makes me go crazy :). [ Reply to This ]
amazing &mdash 09/21/05 - 05:47:33 PM
amazing &mdash 09/03/05 - 05:26:06 PM
this song is really something. It reminds me of so many things. It makes me go crazy :). [ Reply to This ]
Not to be redundant but I like this song. &mdash 09/20/05 - 02:57:28 AM
If I counted right then I think I've downloaded everything
you've done here. I've playd your stuff for friends & quite
a few have gotten a kick out of it. It's some really cool
stuff. [ Reply to This ]
Not to be redundant but I like this song. &mdash 09/21/05 - 05:41:53 PM
haha . . . nice one dwayne . . .
cheers
. . . do you want to swap some friends ? . .
. . . because mine think it's rubbish !
safe
cj
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Enjoyable &mdash 09/30/05 - 11:18:09 AM
Enjoyable &mdash 10/02/05 - 09:45:01 AM
cheers billl . . .
thanks for popping in and commenting . . .
nice one
cj
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wow &mdash 03/21/07 - 09:12:47 AM
I love this! I didn't know there was a harp player in MacJams - you are a rare gift to the world, Rebsie! All of it is so pretty. Wonderful collaboration. [ Reply to This ]
SMILING .... &mdash 03/21/07 - 09:13:04 AM
What a Happy tune ! Great it's so long !: ) kinda reminded me of The Beach Boys in the end;) ! 'Surfin Safari' lol .. Anyway THIS IS SO CUTE ! GREAT ! THANX All of You I must've been fun doing ...& I agree 100% with your lyrics....Happy ! [ Reply to This ]
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collab all round. Round of cold ones...and uh milk fer the
wee ones. Thanks for sharing this song here.
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