Bateria Man

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koolpaw

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I got food poisoning from bad sushi several years ago, yeah i know its funny for Non-Japanese to see a Japanese got food poisoning eating sushi.

One of my friend has been laughing at my that accident for long time. AND NOW HE IS LAUGHING AT AGAIN !!!

Al though he also got food poisoning last year !! This song was made at that time and dedicated to him ( evil grin ), I have posted this only for a japanese site but now he started to laughing at my food poisoning AGAIN, oh well, its time to revenge again too!!!

He is a crazy Amateur scientist, made hand-made rocket, tesla coil, collects seashells,and tryed to make jet engine for fun, FOR FUN???? How come its fun to watch weather report of the space on NASA site??? He is totally Insane!!!

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Lyrics

I hate bacteria!
I hate food poisoning

my tummy still hurts
Fu*K BACTERIA

Some say thers some good bacterias, BUT NO WAY!
I WANT TO KILL ALL BACTERIAS

What? really? seashells have bacterias?

Bacteriologists are crazy.
why dont they study about the space instead of studying about those nasty evil creatures?

I hate bacteria!
I hate food poisoning......

Song Stats

Hits: 3035
Comments: 19
Fans: 4
Plays: 333
Downloads: 87
Votes: 9
Uploaded: Jun 22, 2005 - 11:55:32 AM
Last Updated: Jun 22, 2005 - 08:03:55 AM Last Played: Nov 08, 2009 - 05:12:00 PM

Song License

Creative Commons License:
NoDerivs-NonCommercial

Song Actions

Hardware:

G4Cube

Software:

GB1.1 Applescript to record the voice of OSX speech as usual,

AND MY SQUIRRELLY WRATH!

Comments

Mcboy	Mcboy said 1613 days ago (June 22nd, 2005)
	hehhehhehhe....... now thats funny.......thanks for the laff........u r choice of beats for the text is very hip.......now u have me thinking about restaurant food.....! Check out my latest song called Heros( aclarke/mcboy)

koolpaw	koolpaw said 1613 days ago (June 22nd, 2005)
	hehhehhehhe....... wow thanx for ur kind comment. i know its really silly inside joke song BUT WOOOHOOOO lup the mad scientist got shocked and pissed to have seen the song is uploaded !!!! :D :D :D :D :D luuuuuppp! Youuuuuu ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! heeee heeeee Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

SlimGirlFat	SlimGirlFat said 1613 days ago (June 22nd, 2005)
	Ha! Very funny, Nice catchy beat and melody behind the apple voice. I love that bond guitar loop you have mixed in.. cool production, although the voice is a little buried in the mix. Nice to see you post another track Koolpaw!!! Slimmie Check out my latest song called Not Enough

stevel	stevel said 1613 days ago (June 22nd, 2005)
	Funky Great sounds, good use of vocal samples, cool production. Its all good stuff Check out my latest song called Electricity

koolpaw	koolpaw said 1612 days ago (June 23rd, 2005)
	wow ty Thank you for listening Slimmie and stevel :D now my friend "lup the mad scietist" started to call me evil ! Evil? Am I? HELL NO i didnt laugh at his food poisoning, just made a song for him quating his lines after his food poisoning last year. Wow im so sweet heart :p:p:p:p Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

TalktoWind	TalktoWind said 1599 days ago (July 7th, 2005)
	Hey Kool i like eat sushi here in Rome. Often, with my friends, we take the jap food and eat it at home. Until today, no problem...Hope in the future too. Funny song.... Check out my latest song called Full Set 1 (19 min.)

koolpaw	koolpaw said 1589 days ago (July 17th, 2005)
	Hey Kool wow how r u doing? thank u for listning >i like eat sushi here in Rome. > Until today, no problem...Hope in the future too. yeah yeah yeah i hope so, lup also hoped, everybody doesnt have idea that we may have food poisoning till we lay on the beds in the hospital :D Biiiig EVIL GRIN Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

Drew Kopr	Drew Kopr said 1573 days ago (August 1st, 2005)
	Funny my man! This is great! The sound is perfect for the theme and fits the vocals too. Great bass lines. Check out my latest song called WinterSong

koolpaw

koolpaw said 1570 days ago (August 4th, 2005)

Funny my man!
wow, so u have checked all if my silly joke tunes lmaoo
thank you very much for listning and kindcomments for these songs.

But my friend "lup" the crazy scientist, who got food poisoning, A.K.A "Bacteri Man" hates my songs and being afraid to see im making songs with Garageband :p

he always says " Fu*k macintosh!! i really hate to listen to ur songs made with that strange software!!"

Although i know he is looking for Windowz freesoftware which has easy interface like Garageband to make his own song , and wants to strike back.

He has no chance for it, doesnt he? :p:p:p

Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

thoddi	thoddi said 1569 days ago (August 5th, 2005)
	diggin' it man Cool, you're creative with those mac voices 'paw. Sexy groove to this sushi beat. Hope the bacteria left the building by now, and that you give us more groovy stuff koolpaw. I dig it! Check out my latest song called Don't tell me what I can't w/KTB and Ingve

koolpaw	koolpaw said 1567 days ago (August 7th, 2005)
	diggin' it man wow thak you!! "SuSHI beat !" lmaoooooo i liked it!!! :D ty again Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

HGB	HGB said 1551 days ago (August 23rd, 2005)
	nice i hate those things too. good, musically Check out my latest song called Tobbaco Road(Updated Live Version)

DD SOT	DD SOT said 1548 days ago (August 26th, 2005)
	Comments on Bateria, DDSOT good lyrics on this one, like a science class and personal rant in one. funky bass and solid beat drives this song. different. quirky and nice production Check out my latest song called UFO Paranoia

koolpaw

koolpaw said 1548 days ago (August 27th, 2005)

OMG
hey welcome to macjams, HGB and DD SOT :D
But u dont need to waste ur time to get points to post ur songs with listening and adding comments for my silly jokes lmao.

Click my name and look at "koolpaw's Favorite Jams" and "koolpaw's Favorite MacJammers", try their songs and vote for them, those are "REAL" music !!!

The king of macjams TobinMueller, Prince pgreenstone,The FunkyBossman Mcboy,cool rock guys packosmoke and chikoppi`s "TENSE", the Mr Dandy thetiler Maestro Cameron and the Queen of groovy loops SlimGirlFat and and and.....OMGGGG so many good musicians on this site

Anyways thank u so much for ur listning and comments !

Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

blacksalad	blacksalad said 1546 days ago (August 29th, 2005)
	brilliantly... ...bizzarre! I haven't checked out MacJams in a good while, imagine how glad i was to have another Koolpaw track to check out! I wonder if the criterea for hating bacteria is listeria or diptheria?! Nice Work KP as usual! --- BlackSalad SaladBloodySalad Check out my latest song called the million guitars of god, allah and the flute of zeus

	said 1463 days ago (November 19th, 2005)
	Funny song Okay! i think just for the japanes fod i eat same skit as you, i gatt to troit up.........

macgalver	macgalver said 1252 days ago (June 19th, 2006)
	lol I'm digging this. I hate bacteria too! It hurts so much to get food poisoning. Throwing up and throwing out....ha! Those nasty evil creatures! glad I found you, kelli Check out my latest song called First Sight

Hectorious	Hectorious said 1248 days ago (June 23rd, 2006)
	Bacteria oh no!! Pretty out there but very cool and fun. Good sense of humor I appreciate that. Food poisoning bad very bad:) Check out my latest song called Short Circuit (Sample)

	said 1166 days ago (September 12th, 2006)
	cool beat and bass love the computer voice food poisoning is horrible I got it once from wendys I didnt know wether or not to sit on or hug the toilet

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