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I got food poisoning from bad sushi several years ago, yeah i know its funny for Non-Japanese to see a Japanese got food poisoning eating sushi.
One of my friend has been laughing at my that accident for long time. AND NOW HE IS LAUGHING AT AGAIN !!!
Al though he also got food poisoning last year !! This song was made at that time and dedicated to him ( evil grin ), I have posted this only for a japanese site but now he started to laughing at my food poisoning AGAIN, oh well, its time to revenge again too!!!
He is a crazy Amateur scientist, made hand-made rocket, tesla coil, collects seashells,and tryed to make jet engine for fun, FOR FUN???? How come its fun to watch weather report of the space on NASA site??? He is totally Insane!!!
Lyrics:
I hate bacteria!
I hate food poisoning
my tummy still hurts
Fu*K BACTERIA
Some say thers some good bacterias, BUT NO WAY!
I WANT TO KILL ALL BACTERIAS
What? really? seashells have bacterias?
Bacteriologists are crazy.
why dont they study about the space instead of studying about those nasty evil creatures?
I hate bacteria!
I hate food poisoning......
Hardware:
G4Cube
Software:
GB1.1 Applescript to record the voice of OSX speech as usual,
AND MY SQUIRRELLY WRATH!
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hehhehhehhe....... &mdash 06/22/05 - 12:11:55 PM
now thats funny.......thanks for the laff........u r choice of
beats for the text is very hip.......now u have me thinking
about restaurant food.....! [ Reply to This ]
hehhehhehhe....... &mdash 06/22/05 - 12:39:05 PM
wow thanx for ur kind comment.
i know its really silly inside joke song
BUT WOOOHOOOO
lup the mad scientist got shocked and pissed to have seen the song is uploaded !!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
luuuuuppp! Youuuuuu ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
heeee heeeee [ Reply to This ]
Ha! &mdash 06/22/05 - 01:42:02 PM
Very funny,
Nice catchy beat and melody behind the apple voice.
I love that bond guitar loop you have mixed in..
cool production, although the voice is a little buried in the
mix.
Nice to see you post another track Koolpaw!!!
Slimmie [ Reply to This ]
Funky &mdash 06/22/05 - 05:18:13 PM
Great sounds, good use of vocal samples, cool
production. Its all good stuff [ Reply to This ]
wow ty &mdash 06/23/05 - 11:29:05 AM
Thank you for listening Slimmie and stevel :D
now my friend "lup the mad scietist" started to call me evil !
Evil? Am I?
HELL NO
i didnt laugh at his food poisoning, just made a song for him quating his lines after his food poisoning last year.
Wow im so sweet heart :p:p:p:p [ Reply to This ]
Hey Kool &mdash 07/07/05 - 06:38:11 AM
i like eat sushi here in Rome. Often, with my friends, we take the jap food and eat it at home. Until today, no problem...Hope in the future too.
Funny song.... [ Reply to This ]
Hey Kool &mdash 07/17/05 - 02:01:22 AM
wow how r u doing? thank u for listning
>i like eat sushi here in Rome.
> Until today, no problem...Hope in the future too.
yeah yeah yeah i hope so, lup also hoped, everybody doesnt have idea that we may have food poisoning till we lay on the beds in the hospital :D
Biiiig EVIL GRIN [ Reply to This ]
Funny my man! &mdash 08/01/05 - 09:45:26 PM
This is great! The sound is perfect for the theme and fits the vocals too. Great bass lines. [ Reply to This ]
Funny my man! &mdash 08/04/05 - 10:30:23 PM
wow, so u have checked all if my silly joke tunes lmaoo
thank you very much for listning and kindcomments for these songs.
But my friend "lup" the crazy scientist, who got food poisoning, A.K.A "Bacteri Man" hates my songs and being afraid to see im making songs with Garageband :p
he always says " Fu*k macintosh!! i really hate to listen to ur songs made with that strange software!!"
Although i know he is looking for Windowz freesoftware which has easy interface like Garageband to make his own song , and wants to strike back.
He has no chance for it, doesnt he? :p:p:p [ Reply to This ]
diggin' it man &mdash 08/05/05 - 05:03:20 PM
Cool, you're creative with those mac voices 'paw. Sexy groove to this sushi beat. Hope the bacteria left the building by now, and that you give us more groovy stuff koolpaw.
I dig it! [ Reply to This ]
diggin' it man &mdash 08/07/05 - 05:18:29 PM
nice &mdash 08/23/05 - 12:09:13 PM
Comments on Bateria, DDSOT &mdash 08/26/05 - 06:36:58 PM
good lyrics on this one, like a science class and personal
rant in one.
funky bass and solid beat drives this song.
different. quirky and nice production [ Reply to This ]
OMG &mdash 08/27/05 - 09:26:04 AM
hey welcome to macjams, HGB and DD SOT :D
But u dont need to waste ur time to get points to post ur songs with listening and adding comments for my silly jokes lmao.
Click my name and look at "koolpaw's Favorite Jams" and "koolpaw's Favorite MacJammers", try their songs and vote for them, those are "REAL" music !!!
The king of macjams TobinMueller, Prince pgreenstone,The FunkyBossman Mcboy,cool rock guys packosmoke and chikoppi`s "TENSE", the Mr Dandy thetiler Maestro Cameron and the Queen of groovy loops SlimGirlFat and and and.....OMGGGG so many good musicians on this site
Anyways thank u so much for ur listning and comments ! [ Reply to This ]
brilliantly... &mdash 08/29/05 - 02:06:58 AM
...bizzarre! I haven't checked out MacJams in a good
while, imagine how glad i was to have another Koolpaw
track to check out!
I wonder if the criterea for hating bacteria is listeria or
diptheria?!
Nice Work KP as usual!
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BlackSalad
SaladBloodySalad [ Reply to This ]
Funny song &mdash 11/19/05 - 05:53:20 PM
Okay! i think just for the japanes fod i eat same skit as you, i gatt to
troit up......... [ Reply to This ]
lol &mdash 06/19/06 - 09:09:23 AM
I'm digging this. I hate bacteria too! It hurts so much to get food
poisoning. Throwing up and throwing out....ha! Those nasty evil
creatures! glad I found you, kelli [ Reply to This ]
Bacteria oh no!! &mdash 06/23/06 - 07:37:38 AM
Pretty out there but very cool and fun.
Good sense of humor I appreciate that.
Food poisoning bad very bad:) [ Reply to This ]
cool beat and bass &mdash 09/12/06 - 08:37:15 PM
love the computer voice food poisoning is horrible I got it once from
wendys I didnt know wether or not to sit on or hug the toilet [ Reply to This ]
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beats for the text is very hip.......now u have me thinking
about restaurant food.....!
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