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My buddy Thomas was falsely accused of wearing speedos one day when he went jogging. Unfortunately for him, the accusation and jokes just won't go away. Fortunately for me, it gave me the material to write my first ever song with lyrics. So, thank you Tom for being a good sport! All guitar and vocals are done by myself.
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Lyrics
Once upon a time
on a hot summer day
Thomas cooled himself
In a curious way
He went to the store
With money in hand
He said to the clerk
I want speedos made
Spandex
One day Doug was driving
And much to his surprise
Thomas was wearing speedos
And shaving his thighs
Tom said: I'm an (not really)
Olympic swimmer, I shave out of
Need. My hairless body gives me
Much desired speed.
If you want to wear speedos that fine
but please shave your bikini line.
Tom whats with the obsession?
If anyone makes fun of you, you
get speedo aggression.
Thomas wears a speedo.
And he stuffs it with a Cheeto.
on a hot summer day
Thomas cooled himself
In a curious way
He went to the store
With money in hand
He said to the clerk
I want speedos made
Spandex
One day Doug was driving
And much to his surprise
Thomas was wearing speedos
And shaving his thighs
Tom said: I'm an (not really)
Olympic swimmer, I shave out of
Need. My hairless body gives me
Much desired speed.
If you want to wear speedos that fine
but please shave your bikini line.
Tom whats with the obsession?
If anyone makes fun of you, you
get speedo aggression.
Thomas wears a speedo.
And he stuffs it with a Cheeto.
screaming.org
I really liked the way you rhymed 'hand' with the first
syllable of 'spandex'...it made me laugh, as did many
other parts of the song.
One possible improvement that comes to mind is to make
the ending more abrupt, maybe changing the last line
to be spoken softly and
quickly...AndHeStuffsItWithACheeto...and then *cut*.
Ah, what the heck do I know. I like how much fun you have
with music.