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"Jack Pine & the Two By Fours"
Music video script
When: 40 minutes into the future . . . 40 years ago
Where: A shabby recording studio in Santa Barbara, California
The Scene: Julia, the granddaughter, sneaks into the studio where Jack Pine and the Two By Fours are recording a single that's too long for radio play.
Cast:
snowdragon as Jack Pine
Big John Grindrod as "Rhythm Guitar" Grindrod
the Two By Four chorus:
Dadai as the Grampa
rschletty as Ack-Ack, the Ski-dooby guy
IGM as the falsetto guy
Squirt the Wonder Clam as himself
And introducing Julia Topper as Julia, the granddaughter
Note to the Production Police: six words -- close enough for rock and roll
Lyrics:
Grampa, what's rock and roll?
Good golly Molly won't you twist and shout?
I'm sayin' Jenny, Jenny, Jenny's what the whole thing's all about.
Long Tall Sally, Little Susie and all,
The girl can't help it, she's a party doll
Bin a long time since I felt this way
C'mon let's go, tell me what I say
Chorus
And rock, in yer blue suede shoes
And roll, pay some tuitti fruitti dues
Just rock, on a little sea cruise
And roll, you got nothing to lose
Roll over Beethovan while you do the stroll
Everyday, Oh boy, it's just rock and roll
Rip it up Ready Teddy, 'fore you lose your nerve
And the whole gang's meeting down at Deadman's Curve
Shake, roll and rattle all around the clock
Toss and turnin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Oh Carol, Oh Donna and a thousand stars
Marylu and the hound dog are such reg-u-lars
Chorus
Bonie Moronie's really gonna rave on
Havin' fun, fun, fun til the break of dawn
Oh pretty woman jes watch em splish splash
Duke of Earl hoppin' at the high school bash
That'll be the day as near as I can tell
Cuz Johnny B's ringing like a mission bell
Chorus
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hi &mdash 09/17/05 - 02:21:10 PM
i LOVED that song.. great job!
how did u come up with that song...... your pretty creative,good thinking.. i bet your at the top of your class and u get things before people even try to answer, but u dont speak up .. but your pretty damn smart!! huh......
why dont u send me your next song... and when u read this dont think im stupid, im just new... i really dont know what this is for or what u can do on it.. mind helpin? [ Reply to This ]
hi &mdash 09/17/05 - 08:27:46 PM
Thanks CF and welcome to the Jam.
If there's anything you think I can help you with, just holler (or email).
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
Kind of reminds me... &mdash 09/17/05 - 02:36:20 PM
...of a rock 'n' roll version one of those refrigerator magnet
things where you have a bunch of different words or phrases
you can rearrange and put together in your own unique way.
Lots of fun. Nothing better than good old, down and dirty
rock 'n' roll music. [ Reply to This ]
Kind of reminds me... &mdash 09/17/05 - 08:30:12 PM
Killin' myself laughin' here JG. Thanks a million.
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
nice rockin snow &mdash 09/17/05 - 05:03:24 PM
Love that rock and shakin feel.
I hear some jerry lee lewis in your style.
Then of course some Chuch Berry and the list goes on and
on.
That must of been challenging to get those drifferent styles,
like that Beach Boys backround singing. Lots of stuff in
hear!
Good going Snow! Impressive! [ Reply to This ]
nice rockin snow &mdash 09/17/05 - 08:35:15 PM
Thanks T. Amazing how challenging three chords can be, eh? But Jack, Rich
and Ingo helped out big time with the vocal stuff.
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
go go go &mdash 09/17/05 - 05:12:13 PM
go Johnny.
takes me back at the stage - playing old time rock'n roll, man.
Story is good, performance is good.
As rcandrews points out, it could do with some tweakin' of the knobs in the vox area, and maybe get that rockin' guitar up in front so it really stings a bit.
Thoddi [ Reply to This ]
go go go &mdash 09/17/05 - 08:40:56 PM
Thanks Thoddi. Like the man said: "It's gotta be rock 'n' roll music, if you
wanna dance with me."
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
It`s Rock`n`Roll! &mdash 09/18/05 - 03:59:33 AM
Good job, Snow! R`n`R will never die with the exception of singing falsettos in "A"! :) Keep on ROCKIN`!
I.G.M. [ Reply to This ]
It`s Rock`n`Roll! &mdash 09/18/05 - 09:05:39 PM
Thanks IG. Couldn't have done it without you -- literally. And I promise, next
tune, any falsetto will be in a lower key.
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
!! &mdash 09/18/05 - 04:07:35 AM
i don't know who's doing what on this - but it's rock and roll
for sure! [ Reply to This ]
!! &mdash 09/18/05 - 09:08:33 PM
I'm neveer sure who's doing what either urb. But then, this too is rock'n'roll.
Thanks.
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
fabulous!!!! &mdash 09/18/05 - 04:30:51 AM
everything that reminds me of youth, vitality and staying up all nite - thank you SO much and onto the ipod it goes - one love - xxx [ Reply to This ]
fabulous!!!! &mdash 09/18/05 - 09:12:10 PM
Thank you Caroline. Oh to be young again, eh?
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
ooo-weeee-ooooo &mdash 09/18/05 - 07:10:31 AM
Great, fun song.
Just turn all the knobs to 11.
BTW, fun glitch in there. :) [ Reply to This ]
ooo-weeee-ooooo &mdash 09/18/05 - 09:14:45 PM
Thanks Mungy. 11s it is.
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
Love the intro... &mdash 09/18/05 - 06:35:15 PM
I started giggling at the child at the beginning...as soon as
I downloaded it I kept thinking, "I can imagine a small
child asking that as an intro to the song!" But, I don't
mean that in a bad way; great song. I really enjoyed the
guitar in it. It had a little Country flair, but still very well
done [ Reply to This ]
Love the intro... &mdash 09/18/05 - 09:25:35 PM
Thanks Mike. The little girl actually is Dadai's granddaughter.
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
Rock & Roll Fun &mdash 09/18/05 - 07:24:03 PM
Name-Droppin' Finger-Poppin' Ain't No Stoppin' Rock &
Roll.
And a good time was had by all at this post-Moondog
Coronation Ball.
A clever tribute. Well done, boys! :) [ Reply to This ]
Rock & Roll Fun &mdash 09/18/05 - 09:35:21 PM
Thanks Joe. Damn I wish I had a snappier reply to your name-droppin',
finger-poppin, no-stoppin' line. Loved that.
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
This was fun &mdash 09/19/05 - 12:16:06 PM
This was fun &mdash 09/19/05 - 04:41:33 PM
Thanks FX. Glad you enjoyed it. Although somebody pointed out I missed
"Great Balls o' Fire."
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
Crazy fun &mdash 09/19/05 - 03:46:27 PM
That's the way it felt! Yeah man! Excellent writing. Teach
your children well! [ Reply to This ]
Crazy fun &mdash 09/19/05 - 04:45:21 PM
Thanks RS. It was fun, wasn't it.
Perhaps it should be noted, however that the final refrain ("ski-doobie" et al)
as well as the immortal interjection "ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack" was written
by rschletty, esq.
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
only rock'n'roll &mdash 09/21/05 - 07:28:38 AM
but I like it.
Hey Craig, this is a fun little tune to listen to man.
Fun lyrics and vocals.
Liked the ending.
Cool rocker.
Cheers [ Reply to This ]
only rock'n'roll &mdash 09/21/05 - 05:16:43 PM
Thanks. I like it too Katch. I was intended as a fun little tune and I'm glad it
worked that way for you too.
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When philosophy and reality collide, reality wins [ Reply to This ]
Ha! &mdash 09/23/05 - 02:53:20 PM
This takes me back... wayyyy back. This is a great tune, and the setup at the beginning is just perfect. Very cool!! [ Reply to This ]
that's &mdash 12/23/05 - 09:45:42 AM
Extremely cool tune &mdash 08/10/07 - 01:57:55 PM
great theme, playing, vocals(all), arrangement, lyrics -- It's got everything -- and you can dance to it!
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W O W &mdash 03/07/08 - 11:45:59 AM
This is soooo good / great /GRAND 8 ) Full of FUN so good to hear it again...been awhile
FUN & GRAND COLLAB - Wish You Were Here ! We miss You
Helena [ Reply to This ]
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how did u come up with that song...... your pretty creative,good thinking.. i bet your at the top of your class and u get things before people even try to answer, but u dont speak up .. but your pretty damn smart!! huh......
why dont u send me your next song... and when u read this dont think im stupid, im just new... i really dont know what this is for or what u can do on it.. mind helpin?
[ Reply to This ]