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You can wear it to a party or put it on a cracker
you can freshen up some bass strings or use it as a lacquer
it's a real taste treat that smells oh so nice
and if use it on a Tuesday, you won't have body lice
it's Aqua Velveeta
a manly smelling cheese
Aqua Velveeta
a fantabulous party treat
Aqua Velveeta
it's an after shave and a cheese
Aqua Velveeta
for all your grooming and dairy needs
so please remember the next time you're have to decide between some cheddar or after shave
just think of Aqua Velveeta
a tasty smell only a bovine would crave
Aqua Velveeta
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Hits: 2302
Comments: 18
Fans: 7
Plays: 323
Downloads: 134
Votes: 9
Uploaded: Sep 30, 2005 - 09:47:01 PM
Last Updated: Sep 30, 2005 - 03:54:16 PM Last Played: Oct 29, 2009 - 02:02:17 PM
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said 1516 days ago (October 1st, 2005)
LOL
Ewww. Just the thought makes my whole body pucker. LOL.
(You can use t as a dessert topping and a floor wax!)

I. Spike said 1514 days ago (October 3rd, 2005)
LOL
Exactly! Thanks for picking on that.
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Einarus said 1516 days ago (October 1st, 2005)
Too short!
But I enjoyed every single second of it!
Very clever lyrics and near perfect production.
Top-notch!
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I. Spike said 1514 days ago (October 3rd, 2005)
Too short!
Since this is a fake commercial, I was working to get this at exactly one minute
(as most commercials are either 15, 30 or 60 seconds long)... It's actually a few
seconds over... (I'll try harder next time!)
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said 1515 days ago (October 2nd, 2005)
Grooming and dairy needs
LOL.

Please continue to amuse us with your charms.
I. Spike said 1514 days ago (October 3rd, 2005)
Grooming and dairy needs
I shall... in fact, I really can't help it... I'm sure there's some technical name for
my condition... Entertianed-by-my-own-small-brian syndrome, maybe...?
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WadMutter said 1515 days ago (October 2nd, 2005)
Good Lord.
Bovines, aftershave, laquer.

I added you to my favorites. And your the first to be on it I might add.
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I. Spike said 1514 days ago (October 3rd, 2005)
Good Lord.
What an honor! Thanks!
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cbuchner1 said 1514 days ago (October 3rd, 2005)
Funny song
HA HA HA

What software, hardware or plugin did create the vocal harmonies? I take
it you did not really layer these harmonies in 3 or 4 separate takes ;)

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I. Spike said 1514 days ago (October 3rd, 2005)
Funny song
Actually all the vocal parts are done by tracking each part separately throughout
the whole song. Most harmonies are double tracked with the exception of the
really high parts and the really low parts. Then it's just a process of panning
and mixing them for the right blend. This whole song is driven by human
churning...
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pulse said 1486 days ago (October 31st, 2005)
Lol again !
Voices melted like innocent 50's happy days smile makes such a contrast
with the lyrics, we can but laugh. Great humour !
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five_extra_arms said 1457 days ago (November 29th, 2005)
It's Refreshing
After a hot day in the mines, there's nothing that sounds more refreshing
to me than some Aqua Velveeta. That and a cold beer to enhance the
fragrance. Brilliant work.

5 X
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VoiceOverAudio said 1457 days ago (November 29th, 2005)
Now with jalapńos!
As a brand spanking new macjammer I took the advice of five_extra_arms and listened to Aqua Velveeta as my very first piece to comment on. (yea! I'm not a virgin anymore!) I'm really glad I did.

Your piece moves quit smoothly and the harmonies (complete with scated bassline) sits quite well on the ear. I wonder if, like an actual fully produced jingle, you might do a little bit of voiceover in the middle to make it seem as if it really was lifted off the air? You know, the actual announcer hawking the stuff. Not that that is necessary, the song works quite well enough without any additions!

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eleveneyes said 1453 days ago (December 3rd, 2005)
somewhat like Shimmer
the floor wax that's also a dessert topping.
I discovered this just in time for the holidays.
The great thing is you could keep some behind your ears and you'll
always have cheese handy. So often i find myself saying "if i only had
some cheese right now". BTW - Velveeta is my favorite processed
cheese food just slightly ahead of cheez whiz.
wonderful creation, performance and production as usual.
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Mystified said 1437 days ago (December 19th, 2005)
Fantabulous!
(...where have I heard that word before? ;)

I realized I never came back to re-comment on this tune after you
resubmitted it. Here....there. Right.

Moo.
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DOCTORBIZARRE said 1086 days ago (December 5th, 2006)
DAMN
You should do commercials! This is great!
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Scott Carmichael said 1073 days ago (December 18th, 2006)
your a sick pup
do you have anything for the lactose intolerant... even when you rhavin' fun you are a great intertaining listen
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johnny d said 413 days ago (October 9th, 2008)
great vox
very enjoyable
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