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A joyful song for the holiday season. I grew up on Weird Al and Dr. Demento, so this comes naturally to me. I wrote the lyrics for this a few years back for a boss going on a hunting trip over the Christmas break...we all sang it as a carol to him before he left. (The caroling wasn't my idea, but it was funny.) I finally decided it was time to make a real song out of it...just in time to ruin your Christmas. Ho Ho Ho!
Written/Performed/Whatever by John Parker.
Written/Performed/Whatever by John Parker.
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Lyrics
Shots ring out
Are you listening?
On the snow
Blood is glistening.
A beautiful site, sportman's delight
Hunting in a Winter Wonderland.
Blown away
There goes Bambi
Bringing home
Meat for the family.
Having a ball, its head for my wall
Hunting in a Winter Wonderland.
In the meadow we can build a corn stand.
And pretend that we are Green Berets.
If all we come back with is empty beer cans
We'll talk about the one that got away.
Heading home
With the carcass
Testosterone rushing through us.
Then put up the gear, we'll go back next year
Hunting in a Winter Wonderland.
Are you listening?
On the snow
Blood is glistening.
A beautiful site, sportman's delight
Hunting in a Winter Wonderland.
Blown away
There goes Bambi
Bringing home
Meat for the family.
Having a ball, its head for my wall
Hunting in a Winter Wonderland.
In the meadow we can build a corn stand.
And pretend that we are Green Berets.
If all we come back with is empty beer cans
We'll talk about the one that got away.
Heading home
With the carcass
Testosterone rushing through us.
Then put up the gear, we'll go back next year
Hunting in a Winter Wonderland.
ledebutant
Very funny, blamm. I especially like the lyric "Heading home with the
carcass/Testosterone rushing through us."
Nothing says Mery Christmas like a dead animal. :-)