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I realize this may be the last song I am allowed to post on MacJams. Although I don't think it is copyrighted by anyone, this is an unauthorized "chicken lesson" I acquired through means of which I am really not advised to go into.

A little background: Johannes Cori Ander sent a lengthy "Swedish language lesson" to Mystified to help her learn to sing Nu Tändas Tusen Juleljus for the Noel Project CD Splendor Bright. Cat has also graciously sent me a couple of "singing lessons" to help me with my WD (warbling disability). As a joke, she then created a separate and unique "language lesson" for someone else, which somehow got into my hands. The brief lesson is included here, for your enjoyment.

Posted as a tribute to Mystified on this, her one-year anniversary on MJ. Happy Anniversary, Cat! (Don't kill me!)
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BoiAfrica said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
ha!
quite entertaining, oh my, so funny, a hearty happy anniversary to
Mystified!!
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Mystified said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Tom A....
You are SO in trouble now!!!

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Tom Atwood said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Tom A....
Ohhh. I'm scared! Big, bad Mysti is after me!!! Helpppp!
Mwa hahahaha!

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ledebutant said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Tom A....
Tom, I hate to break it to you, but Cat could take you down with one wing,
oops, I mean arm, tied behind her back.
Tom Atwood said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Tom A....
I know you are but what am I?

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ledebutant said 4158 days ago (December 6th, 2005)
Tom A....
You're a feisty little project, aren't you?
Mystified said 4158 days ago (December 6th, 2005)
Tom A....
We both are!

Bok! Bok! Bok!!
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rik said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Bwahahaaa!!!
Yes, Mysti...he's in trouble...but you're in it! :D
And moreover...who wouldn't want to learn to speak chickenish with such
a teacher????

Cuck-a-doooooooo!!!

...and best wishes Mysti...

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Tom Atwood said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Bwahahaaa!!!
Okay, rik, watch your language, or I will have to toss you from the coop. Or I
will send Mysti after you. Mwahahahahaha!

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Mystified said 4158 days ago (December 6th, 2005)
Chickenish
Oooh! Do you want to learn to speak Chickenish too, Rik?
Maybe we can start a group voice lesson here at MacJams.

Anyone else interested? :P

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drakonis said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Oh guffaw!
This is hilariously stitched together Tom, though I have a feeling when
Mystified finds this, she'll have your catguts for garters... luckily, I've
heard that she does have a sense of humor herself, though her taste in
pumpkin pie is a bit odd. I didn't think anybody else knew Chickenese,
much less, taught a class in it! Very very funny!
ttfn,
Drakonis, stuck with a day-long smirk now
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Tom Atwood said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Oh guffaw!
Okay, Eduard, watch your language or I will have to also toss you from the
coop with rik.

Glad you enjoyed this. (I didn't really "stitch" anything together, just blatantly
stole it and posted it as my own. Bwahahaha!!!)

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drakonis said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Oh guffaw times 2!
Oh, those were not *your* bagoks? That was 100% unadulterated Mysti?
Even funnier!
ttfn,
Drakonis

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Tom Atwood said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Oh guffaw times 2!
That's it, dragon. You're outta here! Here's some soap for that mouth of
yours...

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drakonis said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Oh guffaw times 2!
Mmph mumphmm mmmgrrr...ptui! Blech!
( Ooh, cool! )
( I feel like I'm in a cartoon... )
( now every time I talk, I'm in a bubble! )
( Drakonis )

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Mystified said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Oh guffaw times 2!
Ok, you two...
Cut it out. We're talking *serious* vocal instruction here...

yeah...that's it. Serious vocal instruction :P

(Tom, I'm crying 'fowl' here! ;)

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perceptualvortex said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Informative
This is the lesson I've been seeking for so long. Thank you Tom and Mysti! And congrats on your anniversary, Cat!
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Tom Atwood said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Informative
Who knows why things happen, David? Everything for a reason, I guess. Here,
I just thought I was posting this as a cheap (or cheep) joke, for laughs. And
now I learn that this is the lesson you have been seeking. Almost makes me
want to cry...NOT! Bwahahahahahaha!

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Mystified said 4158 days ago (December 6th, 2005)
Informative
Yes... for those seeking the Ancient Wisdom of Chickenish, you need look no
further. Unless you meant to take a left at the local KFC...

I hope you find....um....enlightenment....in this lesson :P

(I'm still looking for Tom, here....but when I find him....!!!)

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I. Spike said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Somone else... hmmmm.....
A lovely bit of instruction from our lady of the Mystified...
I posses the knowledge that Mr. Atwood refers to as "... for someone
else..."
If you want to know, I can only be bribed with the finest Belgian
chocolate, nothing else will do... or I will take this to my grave... well
maybe not my grave but at least the kitchen sink..
Happy one year Myst!

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Tom Atwood said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Somone else... hmmmm.....
(Pay no attention to iSpike) Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala! We can't hear you!
Lalalalalalalalalalalala! Sorry, have soap in our eyes. Have to go!

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Mystified said 4159 days ago (December 6th, 2005)
hmmm.....
What is this, now?
Do I sense conspiracy here, Mr Spike?!
(Kitchen sinks and chocolate....figures :P )



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Einarus said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Hah!
Clucking hilarious!
Happy anniversary :)
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Tom Atwood said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Hah!
Ein, thanks for stopping by, but you are way too young to be using language
like that. Out of the coop! With Drak, rik and the other potty mouths.

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Mystified said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Hah!
Tom...

I think you're confused--
They are using FOWL language, not FOUL language.

Now be nice to everyone, and watch your step....around the coop. :P
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Tom Atwood said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Hah!
Hate to do this to you, Mysti, on YOUR day, but...you are out of the coop, too,
for bad puns. Also, no cats allowed in the hen house. (Soon, everyone will be
gone but me, and boiafrica.)

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Mystified said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Pffft.
I'll repeat that:

Pffft!!


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kristyjo said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
Quite informative and entertaining.
I really like this. It's so - intense. Actually, I love to hear anyone else
teaching a 'foreign language' to someone other than me. Really cute.
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Mystified said 4158 days ago (December 6th, 2005)
Quite informative and entertaining.
Hah!
Well...
This being total parody, I don't speak or teach like this (who could endure it?
LOL!)
But thanks for your comments -- Foreign language, indeed! :D

(I'll deal with Mr. Atwood later....!)
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Ed Hannifin said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
This is not really a comment.
Signed,

The Ten Bomber

Tom Atwood said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
This is not really a comment.
Thanks Ed and kristyjo. Your sense of reserve and use of good language are
welcomed here.

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said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
BAAAAWWWKKKK!
This helps with angry Bowel movements as well! Rarrrre! Pffffft! Scuse me Jewels! I might have tainted thy bowl!
Tom Atwood said 4159 days ago (December 5th, 2005)
BAAAAWWWKKKK!
Bizarre, join the rest in the outcast's hall of shame. You have defiled the coop.
But we appreciate your tender listen.

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Tadashi Togawa said 4158 days ago (December 6th, 2005)
Cat and chicken
That?
For a moment.
May I ask it?
Mystified is not a cat?
She is chicken?
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Mystified said 4158 days ago (December 6th, 2005)
Cat and chicken
Meow?
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eleveneyes said 4158 days ago (December 6th, 2005)
my three pugs...
loved this.
or they hated it.
i can't tell.
they did go crazy everytime they heard "bok...bok, bok, bok"
so from Chester, MooShu and Chloe, thanks and happy anniversary!
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Mystified said 4158 days ago (December 6th, 2005)
my three pugs...
I am so very glad that I can entertain your pooches so! ;P
(Maybe they are bird-dogs in disguise?)


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Cori Ander said 4154 days ago (December 10th, 2005)
Wopeeee!
Wopeee! I am a late arriver to hear this goreous contribution to my
favourites collection!

Wish you have more of this kind of recordings to post! Change your
name, get yourself a secret phone number, whatever ... but this is exactly
what MacJams needs more of!

And Mysti: I liked you a lot before this post. Now I think I am on my way
to fall in love with you! Help!
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Mystified said 4153 days ago (December 11th, 2005)
Wopeeee!
Yes, indeed. I am in the process of changing my name and my phone number,
and will soon be moving to an undisclosed location to start my life anew!
;)

(As for your attraction to chicken....naturally! Coriander and chicken goes well
together....maybe with a little thyme, parsley, oregano....salt and pepper?)
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alanfraser said 4154 days ago (December 10th, 2005)
Amusing but an Example
of why ratings are meaningless. 9.35 for this? That's flat-out ludicrous.

Rating: 6-6-7-7 - More amusing that the average FM morning show
presentation but a cute idea only goes so far.
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Mystified said 4154 days ago (December 10th, 2005)
An Example...
As ludicrous as the post itself...which, by the way, was *never* meant to be
posted.

Alas, the MacJams rating system--another mystery of life to which there,
seemingly, are no satisfying answers.
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Mystified said 4154 days ago (December 10th, 2005)
One more thing...
6-6-7-7 ??

Why so high?!
Anyway, thanks for doing a small part to take this out OUT of the top Rating
Picks, Alan :P
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alanfraser said 4154 days ago (December 10th, 2005)
One more thing...
I thought it was amusing and that immediately puts it over most Internet
comedy which couldn't dream of being funny. I also thought it was smoothly
done so that was the basis for the rating.

I'm concerned about looking like some kind of mean fellow for doing this but
hopefully some sense will come to voting if more people do it. Looks like you
understand and I appreciate that.

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Tom Atwood said 4154 days ago (December 10th, 2005)
Out of the coop!
Alan, I'm afraid I must toss you out of the coop with Bizarre, Einarus,
Drakonis, et al, not for language, but on general principal. This unauthorized
post, this private joke that I made public, had a 9.35 rating because the
people who voted for it liked it. Plain and simple. Did those voters lack
"sense?" Nonsense!

Whenever people complain about voting, especially votes that are high, I get
the urge to say, Lighten up! It's music!

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Cantor said 4154 days ago (December 10th, 2005)
good to point out the glottal!!
but beware the bi-labial fricatives!! great job!
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Mystified said 4154 days ago (December 10th, 2005)
good to point out the glottal!!
Hahahahah!!
Indeed! But that is yet another lesson (which shall never see the light of day, I
assure you! ;)
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Tom Atwood said 4154 days ago (December 10th, 2005)
good to point out the glottal!!
"Bi-labial fricatives?" I am surprised the MacJams Censor did not get to that. I
am afraid, to be consistent, Erik, you are also out of the coop!

But I do appreciate you listening and warning us about bi-labia and other
such forbidden topics.

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Mystified said 4154 days ago (December 10th, 2005)
good to point out the glottal!!
Tom,
It's clear that you need another voice lesson to correct your misperceptions
about voice production and vocal sounds as they pertain to consonants and
vowels. Cantor is absolutely correct in his addressing bi-labial fricatives. They
are so very misunderstood!

But for now, continue on the chicken lesson, Tom.
Otherwise, I shall be forced to have YOU removed from the coop. It simply will
not do to have a 'half-baked' chicken running around (salmonella and all...).
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John Stebbe said 4145 days ago (December 19th, 2005)
good to point out the glottal!!
Now THIS track is truly 'Audio File Magic!'

And mystified's lovely British tones give her lesson a true sense of authority.

I often make rehearsal CDs for kids, for the choirs I direct at school and
church. Would you mind, Tom and Cat (is that your name, mystified?), if I
donwloaded this and made this a "bonus track" on my next rehearsal CD?

I know my kids would eat this up.

And now I know that there is a name for the disability which Tom and I share:
"WD." Many kids at my school are "HH" (hard of hearing), or "ADHD"
(attention deficit distorder), and now I can join these kids in knowing that
there is a label for my own personal disorder. Perhaps there is hope for WD
sufferers now, since world-wide attention has been drawn to it through these
posts.

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juicyjassi said 4154 days ago (December 10th, 2005)
haha
oh my! that was really funny!! i love it. haha
stevel said 4154 days ago (December 10th, 2005)
clucking brilliant
Well this really raised a smile to my sullen chops! I think that this could
seriously help any chickens out there suffering from an identity crisis.
I now want to want to hear the Noel Project do a clucking version of Silent
(Hen) Night!
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earwig999 said 4153 days ago (December 11th, 2005)
Brilliant
This is genious!!

Nice I never knew music could be so fun. I was thinking of making a song about turkeys, I shall use your instructions to practice.

Thanks very much!!
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said 4139 days ago (December 25th, 2005)
Was this Lesson Intended for Me?
LOL. Merry Christmas, Tom and Cat.
Joanna said 3280 days ago (May 2nd, 2008)
Bawk, Don't Bawk
This is great! You've become quite a fowl performer and it's obvious you aren't chicken to try new things. Great stuff!
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