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I realize this may be the last song I am allowed to post on MacJams. Although I don't think it is copyrighted by anyone, this is an unauthorized "chicken lesson" I acquired through means of which I am really not advised to go into.
A little background: Johannes Cori Ander sent a lengthy "Swedish language lesson" to Mystified to help her learn to sing Nu Tändas Tusen Juleljus for the Noel Project CD Splendor Bright. Cat has also graciously sent me a couple of "singing lessons" to help me with my WD (warbling disability). As a joke, she then created a separate and unique "language lesson" for someone else, which somehow got into my hands. The brief lesson is included here, for your enjoyment.
Posted as a tribute to Mystified on this, her one-year anniversary on MJ. Happy Anniversary, Cat! (Don't kill me!)
Lyrics:
bok bok
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ha! &mdash 12/05/05 - 10:51:50 AM
quite entertaining, oh my, so funny, a hearty happy anniversary to
Mystified!! [ Reply to This ]
Tom A.... &mdash 12/05/05 - 10:54:59 AM
Tom A.... &mdash 12/05/05 - 11:11:38 AM
Ohhh. I'm scared! Big, bad Mysti is after me!!! Helpppp!
Mwa hahahaha!
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Tom A.... &mdash 12/05/05 - 12:34:45 PM
Tom, I hate to break it to you, but Cat could take you down with one wing,
oops, I mean arm, tied behind her back. [ Reply to This ]
Tom A.... &mdash 12/05/05 - 01:03:40 PM
I know you are but what am I?
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Tom A.... &mdash 12/06/05 - 09:53:13 PM
Tom A.... &mdash 12/06/05 - 10:09:47 PM
Bwahahaaa!!! &mdash 12/05/05 - 11:04:38 AM
Yes, Mysti...he's in trouble...but you're in it! :D
And moreover...who wouldn't want to learn to speak chickenish with such
a teacher????
Cuck-a-doooooooo!!!
...and best wishes Mysti...
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Bwahahaaa!!! &mdash 12/05/05 - 11:13:01 AM
Okay, rik, watch your language, or I will have to toss you from the coop. Or I
will send Mysti after you. Mwahahahahaha!
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Chickenish &mdash 12/06/05 - 10:12:17 PM
Oooh! Do you want to learn to speak Chickenish too, Rik?
Maybe we can start a group voice lesson here at MacJams.
Anyone else interested? :P
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Oh guffaw! &mdash 12/05/05 - 11:18:14 AM
This is hilariously stitched together Tom, though I have a feeling when
Mystified finds this, she'll have your catguts for garters... luckily, I've
heard that she does have a sense of humor herself, though her taste in
pumpkin pie is a bit odd. I didn't think anybody else knew Chickenese,
much less, taught a class in it! Very very funny!
ttfn,
Drakonis, stuck with a day-long smirk now [ Reply to This ]
Oh guffaw! &mdash 12/05/05 - 11:26:35 AM
Okay, Eduard, watch your language or I will have to also toss you from the
coop with rik.
Glad you enjoyed this. (I didn't really "stitch" anything together, just blatantly
stole it and posted it as my own. Bwahahaha!!!)
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Oh guffaw times 2! &mdash 12/05/05 - 01:51:25 PM
Oh, those were not *your* bagoks? That was 100% unadulterated Mysti?
Even funnier!
ttfn,
Drakonis
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deja vu, it's the next best thing to being there [ Reply to This ]
Oh guffaw times 2! &mdash 12/05/05 - 01:53:09 PM
That's it, dragon. You're outta here! Here's some soap for that mouth of
yours...
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Oh guffaw times 2! &mdash 12/05/05 - 03:07:18 PM
Mmph mumphmm mmmgrrr...ptui! Blech!
( Ooh, cool! )
( I feel like I'm in a cartoon... )
( now every time I talk, I'm in a bubble! )
( Drakonis )
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deja vu, it's the next best thing to being there [ Reply to This ]
Oh guffaw times 2! &mdash 12/05/05 - 03:33:26 PM
Ok, you two...
Cut it out. We're talking *serious* vocal instruction here...
yeah...that's it. Serious vocal instruction :P
(Tom, I'm crying 'fowl' here! ;)
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Informative &mdash 12/05/05 - 12:10:02 PM
This is the lesson I've been seeking for so long. Thank you Tom and Mysti! And congrats on your anniversary, Cat! [ Reply to This ]
Informative &mdash 12/05/05 - 12:15:56 PM
Who knows why things happen, David? Everything for a reason, I guess. Here,
I just thought I was posting this as a cheap (or cheep) joke, for laughs. And
now I learn that this is the lesson you have been seeking. Almost makes me
want to cry...NOT! Bwahahahahahaha!
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Informative &mdash 12/06/05 - 10:15:32 PM
Yes... for those seeking the Ancient Wisdom of Chickenish, you need look no
further. Unless you meant to take a left at the local KFC...
I hope you find....um....enlightenment....in this lesson :P
(I'm still looking for Tom, here....but when I find him....!!!)
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Somone else... hmmmm..... &mdash 12/05/05 - 01:36:50 PM
A lovely bit of instruction from our lady of the Mystified...
I posses the knowledge that Mr. Atwood refers to as "... for someone
else..."
If you want to know, I can only be bribed with the finest Belgian
chocolate, nothing else will do... or I will take this to my grave... well
maybe not my grave but at least the kitchen sink..
Happy one year Myst!
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Somone else... hmmmm..... &mdash 12/05/05 - 01:50:53 PM
(Pay no attention to iSpike) Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala! We can't hear you!
Lalalalalalalalalalalala! Sorry, have soap in our eyes. Have to go!
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hmmm..... &mdash 12/06/05 - 02:02:58 AM
What is this, now?
Do I sense conspiracy here, Mr Spike?!
(Kitchen sinks and chocolate....figures :P )
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Hah! &mdash 12/05/05 - 03:36:52 PM
Hah! &mdash 12/05/05 - 03:46:49 PM
Ein, thanks for stopping by, but you are way too young to be using language
like that. Out of the coop! With Drak, rik and the other potty mouths.
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Hah! &mdash 12/05/05 - 04:51:12 PM
Tom...
I think you're confused--
They are using FOWL language, not FOUL language.
Now be nice to everyone, and watch your step....around the coop. :P [ Reply to This ]
Hah! &mdash 12/05/05 - 04:58:31 PM
Hate to do this to you, Mysti, on YOUR day, but...you are out of the coop, too,
for bad puns. Also, no cats allowed in the hen house. (Soon, everyone will be
gone but me, and boiafrica.)
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Pffft. &mdash 12/05/05 - 05:16:19 PM
Quite informative and entertaining. &mdash 12/05/05 - 08:12:37 PM
I really like this. It's so - intense. Actually, I love to hear anyone else
teaching a 'foreign language' to someone other than me. Really cute. [ Reply to This ]
Quite informative and entertaining. &mdash 12/06/05 - 07:29:49 AM
Hah!
Well...
This being total parody, I don't speak or teach like this (who could endure it?
LOL!)
But thanks for your comments -- Foreign language, indeed! :D
(I'll deal with Mr. Atwood later....!) [ Reply to This ]
This is not really a comment. &mdash 12/05/05 - 08:48:24 PM
This is not really a comment. &mdash 12/05/05 - 09:58:01 PM
Thanks Ed and kristyjo. Your sense of reserve and use of good language are
welcomed here.
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BAAAAWWWKKKK! &mdash 12/05/05 - 09:33:21 PM
This helps with angry Bowel movements as well! Rarrrre! Pffffft! Scuse me Jewels! I might have tainted thy bowl! [ Reply to This ]
BAAAAWWWKKKK! &mdash 12/05/05 - 09:55:35 PM
Bizarre, join the rest in the outcast's hall of shame. You have defiled the coop.
But we appreciate your tender listen.
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Cat and chicken &mdash 12/06/05 - 06:24:03 AM
That?
For a moment.
May I ask it?
Mystified is not a cat?
She is chicken? [ Reply to This ]
Cat and chicken &mdash 12/06/05 - 10:23:12 PM
my three pugs... &mdash 12/06/05 - 08:49:41 AM
loved this.
or they hated it.
i can't tell.
they did go crazy everytime they heard "bok...bok, bok, bok"
so from Chester, MooShu and Chloe, thanks and happy anniversary! [ Reply to This ]
my three pugs... &mdash 12/06/05 - 06:22:58 PM
I am so very glad that I can entertain your pooches so! ;P
(Maybe they are bird-dogs in disguise?)
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Wopeeee! &mdash 12/10/05 - 06:12:43 AM
Wopeee! I am a late arriver to hear this goreous contribution to my
favourites collection!
Wish you have more of this kind of recordings to post! Change your
name, get yourself a secret phone number, whatever ... but this is exactly
what MacJams needs more of!
And Mysti: I liked you a lot before this post. Now I think I am on my way
to fall in love with you! Help! [ Reply to This ]
Wopeeee! &mdash 12/11/05 - 09:50:55 AM
Yes, indeed. I am in the process of changing my name and my phone number,
and will soon be moving to an undisclosed location to start my life anew!
;)
(As for your attraction to chicken....naturally! Coriander and chicken goes well
together....maybe with a little thyme, parsley, oregano....salt and pepper?) [ Reply to This ]
Amusing but an Example &mdash 12/10/05 - 07:09:08 AM
of why ratings are meaningless. 9.35 for this? That's flat-out ludicrous.
Rating: 6-6-7-7 - More amusing that the average FM morning show
presentation but a cute idea only goes so far. [ Reply to This ]
An Example... &mdash 12/10/05 - 07:37:28 AM
As ludicrous as the post itself...which, by the way, was *never* meant to be
posted.
Alas, the MacJams rating system--another mystery of life to which there,
seemingly, are no satisfying answers. [ Reply to This ]
One more thing... &mdash 12/10/05 - 08:15:22 AM
6-6-7-7 ??
Why so high?!
Anyway, thanks for doing a small part to take this out OUT of the top Rating
Picks, Alan :P [ Reply to This ]
One more thing... &mdash 12/10/05 - 08:38:49 AM
I thought it was amusing and that immediately puts it over most Internet
comedy which couldn't dream of being funny. I also thought it was smoothly
done so that was the basis for the rating.
I'm concerned about looking like some kind of mean fellow for doing this but
hopefully some sense will come to voting if more people do it. Looks like you
understand and I appreciate that. --- Blog: Phantasmablogia - Certified free of pundits [ Reply to This ]
Out of the coop! &mdash 12/10/05 - 10:11:20 AM
Alan, I'm afraid I must toss you out of the coop with Bizarre, Einarus,
Drakonis, et al, not for language, but on general principal. This unauthorized
post, this private joke that I made public, had a 9.35 rating because the
people who voted for it liked it. Plain and simple. Did those voters lack
"sense?" Nonsense!
Whenever people complain about voting, especially votes that are high, I get
the urge to say, Lighten up! It's music!
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good to point out the glottal!! &mdash 12/10/05 - 08:27:22 AM
good to point out the glottal!! &mdash 12/10/05 - 10:14:20 AM
Hahahahah!!
Indeed! But that is yet another lesson (which shall never see the light of day, I
assure you! ;) [ Reply to This ]
good to point out the glottal!! &mdash 12/10/05 - 10:15:23 AM
"Bi-labial fricatives?" I am surprised the MacJams Censor did not get to that. I
am afraid, to be consistent, Erik, you are also out of the coop!
But I do appreciate you listening and warning us about bi-labia and other
such forbidden topics.
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good to point out the glottal!! &mdash 12/10/05 - 10:53:33 AM
Tom,
It's clear that you need another voice lesson to correct your misperceptions
about voice production and vocal sounds as they pertain to consonants and
vowels. Cantor is absolutely correct in his addressing bi-labial fricatives. They
are so very misunderstood!
But for now, continue on the chicken lesson, Tom.
Otherwise, I shall be forced to have YOU removed from the coop. It simply will
not do to have a 'half-baked' chicken running around (salmonella and all...). [ Reply to This ]
good to point out the glottal!! &mdash 12/19/05 - 06:00:09 AM
Now THIS track is truly 'Audio File Magic!'
And mystified's lovely British tones give her lesson a true sense of authority.
I often make rehearsal CDs for kids, for the choirs I direct at school and
church. Would you mind, Tom and Cat (is that your name, mystified?), if I
donwloaded this and made this a "bonus track" on my next rehearsal CD?
I know my kids would eat this up.
And now I know that there is a name for the disability which Tom and I share:
"WD." Many kids at my school are "HH" (hard of hearing), or "ADHD"
(attention deficit distorder), and now I can join these kids in knowing that
there is a label for my own personal disorder. Perhaps there is hope for WD
sufferers now, since world-wide attention has been drawn to it through these
posts.
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haha &mdash 12/10/05 - 06:50:52 PM
clucking brilliant &mdash 12/10/05 - 07:51:09 PM
Well this really raised a smile to my sullen chops! I think that this could
seriously help any chickens out there suffering from an identity crisis.
I now want to want to hear the Noel Project do a clucking version of Silent
(Hen) Night!
Steve [ Reply to This ]
Brilliant &mdash 12/11/05 - 12:45:51 PM
This is genious!!
Nice I never knew music could be so fun. I was thinking of making a song about turkeys, I shall use your instructions to practice.
Thanks very much!! [ Reply to This ]
Was this Lesson Intended for Me? &mdash 12/25/05 - 04:25:03 AM
Bawk, Don't Bawk &mdash 05/02/08 - 11:42:49 PM
This is great! You've become quite a fowl performer and it's obvious you aren't chicken to try new things. Great stuff! [ Reply to This ]
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