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Being Chirstmas time I though I would throw in a singin tune about poor Santa being stuck!
It's an original that I wrote today. I had extra time cause we lost power all around the neighborhood becuase of a downned telephone line.
It's an original that I wrote today. I had extra time cause we lost power all around the neighborhood becuase of a downned telephone line.
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Santa Is Stuck
I saw Santa starting down the Chimney hole
I yelled up “use the door”, but he insisted down the stacks the way he’d go.
I said “the repair man made it. it's extra small. But Yo, ho ho I heard him say and down he did crawl
Then I heard a great big thump, then sniffed somethin mighty smelly. All the soot came down, and Santa got stuck around his belly.
I called for the paramedics, said “Santa is stuck and on my roof”.!
They darn near hung up on me and said I was a goof.
By the time they came, Santa took off with his Sleigh. But they did notice, the chimney in desiree.
Soot was everywhere, but they still didn’t believe what I said. For all of what I told them I might as well of been dead.
The moral of this story if Santa comes your way, don’t phone the paramedics, they won’t believe you, what you say!
I saw Santa starting down the Chimney hole
I yelled up “use the door”, but he insisted down the stacks the way he’d go.
I said “the repair man made it. it's extra small. But Yo, ho ho I heard him say and down he did crawl
Then I heard a great big thump, then sniffed somethin mighty smelly. All the soot came down, and Santa got stuck around his belly.
I called for the paramedics, said “Santa is stuck and on my roof”.!
They darn near hung up on me and said I was a goof.
By the time they came, Santa took off with his Sleigh. But they did notice, the chimney in desiree.
Soot was everywhere, but they still didn’t believe what I said. For all of what I told them I might as well of been dead.
The moral of this story if Santa comes your way, don’t phone the paramedics, they won’t believe you, what you say!
dreadmon
Man, that's funny. Love the descending line, it created a very interesting image in my head. Great delivery, I could totally hear this on "Prarie Home Companion"