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Have U Got What It Takes 2 Make It As A Porn Star [Explicit] by dotpod [Email]
Genre: Hip Hop-Rap

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SONG STATS:
Hits: 1500
Comments: 10
Votes: 11
Plays: 547
Last Played: Sep 05, 2008 - 06:09:06 PM
Downloads: 82
Fans: 4
Uploaded: Dec 19, 2005 - 11:40:49 PM
Last Updated: Dec 19, 2005 - 11:29:44 PM



Keywords:
porn (4)sex (64)pornstar (2)comedy (66)adult (20)
Description:
What the FUNK is Pornomusic?

Dr A, Bambi, Lickety Split, Lash, Vai-agro and BigDaddy rip the porn industry a funky new one, with an album dedicated to those who work so hard for our pleasure.

Hitting it hard from every angle, there's something for everyone. There's one for the pimps who just wanna "MAKE YOU MA BITCH".... one for the XXX film producers who want to know "HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES".... "INTERNET" is for the horny techno-geeks.... "DANCE 2 PORNO MUSIC" is for the nightclub chicks who just wanna dance to Pornomusic.... and there's plenty here for the guys who'll get off by puttin' it on.

From fetishes to bondage to S&M, nothing is forbidden with Pornomusic. Hotter than a Larry Flynt party, with a funky beat and a filthy hip-hop feel, Pornomusic is better than sex. Lights.... camera.... action.... Pornomusic.

http://www.pornomusic.net

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Mac G5

Software:
GarageBand, Reason, Performer
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Well Done &mdash 12/20/05 - 04:28:14 AM
I admit I was intrigued by the title and checked the song mostly out of
curiosity. Never would have I thought this track would have been so
melodic. Well produced and, whether intentional or not, I found this track
to be very funny. Very good and interesting first submission.

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Hysterical! &mdash 12/20/05 - 09:51:50 AM
so funny. thanks for the great laugh!

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The montage score &mdash 12/20/05 - 10:01:47 AM
I can see the movie now, "Porno Fame". This is the montage where the
aspiring pornstars are training and preparing for the the big porno
tryouts. Doing excersises, putting on the makup, trying to pull of a
particularly complicated move involving a huge dildo and a spinning bed,
failing again and again until finally getting it right.

Nicely done. Good stuff.

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Love it!! &mdash 12/21/05 - 12:13:11 PM
Great lyrics. Nice Background. It's Wonderful

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nice &mdash 12/21/05 - 10:40:10 PM
i like it........music about porn is always good


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SWEET PORN &mdash 12/26/05 - 04:56:33 PM
I busted my love juice all over these taters! Funny as hell meat flaps!

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not my taste &mdash 12/28/05 - 10:04:35 PM
not really my style of music. the instrumental seems decent. the vocals have style. don't care for the lyrics too much. it's sort of entertaining in a way.

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nice &mdash 02/01/06 - 05:14:59 PM
It was nicely produced .. nice beat boys

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funny &mdash 02/16/06 - 12:42:09 PM
the lead vocal (accent) makes this song ...very funny

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aural sex! &mdash 05/15/06 - 12:30:03 PM
Another stonking track! Very well produced and what a groove. The idea of producing songs exploring one theme is a great one. Keep it up, if you know what I mean.

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