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hicks (1), Nascar (1), Rednecks (1), Rock (1053), heavy (133), mullets (1), Walmart (1), Will Ferrell (2), electric guitar (31)
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Description:
This one is pretty much self-explanatory. It's not really a true Tiny_Man_Inside song though, as the guitarist is singing, not the real vocalist. We might end up re-working it as a real TMI tune, but for now, it's basically just a goof.
I wrote this song after several trips from Washington DC to upstate New York, whereupon I had many experiences with horrible minivan drivers sporting Nascar stickers in their back windshields. Jeff Gordon Rules!
Lyrics:
Let me clue you in
That’s not a Porsche you’re driving
’86 Lumina
At the morgue you’re arrivin’
If you can’t cool out
Stop driving like an ***h***
Eight kids in the back
Birth control is a hassle
Reaching in the back
Smackin’ up your crying kids
Drop ‘em off at grandma’s
Then you’re gonna go get lit
Throwing back that Bud
Then back into your mini-van
Now you’re drunk as *u**
Just another Nascar fan
Nascar Minivan Redneck X 8
Budweiser / Walmart / huntin’ / Pepsi / Nascar / fightin’ / Twinkies / wrastlin’ / Spam / mullets / Cameros
Swerving all around
Can’t even stay in your lane
Even when you’re sober
You drive like you’ve got no brain
End up in a ditch
Flipped over upside down
Or maybe in a swamp
Careful not to drown
Got the “Jesus Saves”
Sticker in the back window
And the supped up engine
Yeah, this baby’ll go
And the dents and rust
Give it a little extra class
Gun rack in the back
‘Cuz huntin’ is such a blast!
Nascar Minivan Redneck X 8
Who’s your favorite driver?
So many from which to choose
Can’t worry about it now
Distract you from your booze
Little metal boxes
Going round and round
And round and round
And round and round and round
(left turn now)
Nascar Minivan Redneck X 8
And round and round
And round and round and round
(left turn now)
RANT
Hardware:
Gibson Les Paul
Gibson SG
glass slide and wah pedal
Digidesign MBox
1.8 GHz DP G5 Tower / 2GB RAM
Software:
demoed in GB
recorded in Pro Tools/ rewired with Ableton Live
drum arrangement in Live using BetaMonkey Music Loops
iTunes/iMovie
image from lilligren.com
samples from Saturday Night Live and Old School
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Too funny! &mdash 01/04/06 - 01:37:41 PM
Damn &mdash 01/04/06 - 04:43:13 PM
This is funny, and it rocks. Very cool, I especially like the chorus chant. Nice going guys! [ Reply to This ]
This is freakin' hysterical &mdash 01/04/06 - 04:50:07 PM
Living in Florida, there are quite a few of these types around, and they are truly scary. The "Dueling Banjos" breakdown is absolutely classic! The mix is a little odd - it's very "flat" and kind of treble heavy with the band kind of competing with the vocals - but it's a demo - and a damn good one at that, you guys put a lot of work into this. Can't wait to hear a fully produced version - this is a gem! [ Reply to This ]
hahahahaha &mdash 01/04/06 - 04:59:45 PM
Holy clap I hate nascar. and I am scared of rednecks. You are funny man.
Great guitar. Jesus saves no one. coolest song ever and heavy enough.
Good work. Wicked solo too.
Rock out with your cock out! [ Reply to This ]
interesting. &mdash 01/04/06 - 09:27:31 PM
interesting, the vox are almost rap ish. some interesting lyrics. my foster dad loves dale earnhardt. interesting song. [ Reply to This ]
so funny........ &mdash 01/05/06 - 12:05:02 PM
hilarious.........good song too. I loved the road rage rant at the end... [ Reply to This ]
A big HAHA! &mdash 01/06/06 - 09:34:12 AM
beside beeing funny.. &mdash 01/06/06 - 11:23:00 AM
this absolutely rocks!
Great performance dudes.
You vary it enough to stay of the boring headbanging road. This has qualities that sounds professional to me.
I like the spoken parts. I dig it all, guitar, vox, drums, bass and of course the girl who thinks it's really loud:)
Great tune! Make an album!
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beside beeing funny.. &mdash 01/06/06 - 11:25:18 AM
Oh, I forgot to mention...
D/L and faved and 9's all the way:)
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Imagination is more important then knowledge!
- Albert Einstein. [ Reply to This ]
Hah, awsome lyrics. &mdash 01/11/06 - 09:41:06 AM
Ok, foremost...THE LYRICS: AWSOME. Both funny and rockin. I like the
heavy stuff, the panning guitar at the beginning is cool. The little screams
between the chorus lines are very fitting. The rant is well done too. Yeah,
it IS very loud. But I like it! [ Reply to This ]
"Birth control is a hassle" &mdash 01/11/06 - 12:55:13 PM
Haha, that sentence made me laugh. Your vocals are good, as your playing is. the mix sounds nice, and the lyrics are cool! The music is a bit hard to comment as it is not actually my cup of tea! Good work! [ Reply to This ]
Sreamn' good &mdash 01/26/06 - 06:40:30 PM
I can't belive ya got away w/ these lyrics... - They are good. Nice job. This is solid rockin' Maken' me think twice about how I use the term rock in my desriptives...
You are killing the 'tar; awhole lotta phat licks in ur arsenal. This is a well structured catchy rip-a-thon...I'm thinkin you've done this before... I can hear that you were being modest in your response to me. Hopefully we will cross musical paths somewhere in a near future.
Thanks for the invite to ur digs. - Peace - Cyd [ Reply to This ]
Sreamn' good &mdash 01/26/06 - 08:24:40 PM
thanks Cyd, I appreciate the comments. I'm actually coming off a 7 year stretch of barely touching my guitar. Garageband was an absolute revelation for me, gave me back that itch to start playing and creating.
Wait to hear our real stuff once the vocalist starts getting involved more. We just had a recording session last week and he laid down some really great stuff. I'm really looking forward to unveiling the "real" Tiny_Man_Inside soon!
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We're going down, in a sprial to the ground, no one can save us now, not even God. [ Reply to This ]
KILLER! &mdash 01/30/06 - 08:23:01 PM
in other words.....KILLER!
love the dualling banjos quote too.
Rock Onward! [ Reply to This ]
FANTASTIC!!!! &mdash 02/01/06 - 12:24:54 PM
HA &mdash 02/14/06 - 08:23:07 AM
Heavy Man.. &mdash 05/11/06 - 01:13:35 PM
Yeah ha ha whooo! &mdash 05/22/06 - 08:11:30 AM
I live just a few miles from the "epecinter" Daytona! But hell they're
EVERWHERE! Its on my Ipod now, Blarin in ma Pick up! YEEEHAW [ Reply to This ]
Hee hee hee hee :D &mdash 07/21/06 - 02:23:35 AM
This is hysterical! It totally is like those people who are Nascar fanatics.
Reminds me of something that Tim Wilson would sing about. Nice work. [ Reply to This ]
This is so funny... &mdash 11/19/06 - 09:04:37 AM
...You almost made me swaller my chewin' toobackey! Good lyrics, very funny. [ Reply to This ]
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