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punk (103), judas (1), funny (63), punk (103), thrash (5), demo (28), australia (9), christian (95), anti (4)
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Description:
this is a song i wrote with my friend stance venckmann under the moniker 'the real caution templar appreciation trio'. it is about someone who reads the bible and forms an opinion (no matter how wrong and misled) and then pushes his views on everyone...sorta.
the 'harry holt' line :- harold holt was an australian prime minister who went swimming one day and dissapeared forever. 'gough' (whitlam) was another prime minister of australia but he got kicked out of office by the governor general..
p.s
we have nothing against jesus christ personally, if anything, we respect the man. we also know that he'd be good for a laugh............
Lyrics:
god was a whore who fucked the human race
why the fuck would you dump us in this place
fuckwit must have been off his face
blast the christians all to outta space
CHORUS
bless the hell we feel
at least judas had sex appeal
ill push my shit on you
is that all you know what to do
x2
jesus was a nazi i say to piss you off
cunt- shaped birthmark cunt faced Gorbachev
Ronald Reagons' keen to suck him off
do the harry holt but get kicked out like Gough
CHORUS X2
matt verse five
thats what we get out of it
Hardware:
loyd vader :- live drums and vox
stance venckmann :- guitar & vox
landy casualson :- bass
Software:
if they really built this city on rock'n'roll then we'd all download buildings through i-tunes.
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LOL &mdash 01/08/06 - 09:19:34 AM
I could probably spend the remainder of my life counting the number of
people who would find this offensive. Well done, in that regard. [ Reply to This ]
LOL &mdash 01/08/06 - 04:37:33 PM
hahahahahahahhaha......yeah your right.
we got the idea for the song when we entered a couple of songs in an online music comp that had heaps of christian members. the site didnt advertise that it was christian and i dont think it is but these people used to give us warped comments and also cheated in the comp. so we wrote this song and were going to enter it in there comp but found macjams and got over them.
posting it so i can gauge whether or not its worth recording properly or not. maybe some slight lyric changes are in order as it might alienate me quite a bit. lol. but it really is tongue in cheek 'cept for the fact that i do believe that judas had more sex appeal than god or jesus...........
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killer chorus &mdash 01/10/06 - 05:55:26 PM
the production needs serious some work, but I'll be singing that chorus for a bit... [ Reply to This ]
killer chorus &mdash 01/10/06 - 07:22:31 PM
hahhaahaha cheers t.m.i..........any comments (especially good) on this song make me laugh.....this song makes me laugh and was heaps of fun to write and record..........the proper way anger should be vented........imagine a punk grindcore band with george bush on vox and guitar, john howard on bass and tony blair on drums....no more wars just really bad punk grindcore songs....but we would all be happy !!!
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1 2 3 4 &mdash 01/20/06 - 01:34:37 AM
deserves better recording &mdash 01/23/06 - 05:42:26 PM
Good demo. Still has the marks of good punk. I don't know how well it
would be received here at MJ, as we have a pretty diverse group of people,
many of whom would be immediately put off by it.
I think a lot of people think the punk thing has been done enough, and
you're doomed to being compared to everybody's memories of punk in
the past. I think there is still plenty of life in it.
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deserves better recording &mdash 02/11/06 - 05:51:39 AM
i dont care what people think..................................cheers for the kudos though, that would rock anyone...........
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matty rocks &mdash 01/23/06 - 09:52:28 PM
i think this is the best song on this site... poignant, abrasive, and a saweet little punk song.... thats rite fuck u christian cunts [ Reply to This ]
matty rocks &mdash 01/23/06 - 09:52:33 PM
i think this is the best song on this site... poignant, abrasive, and a saweet little punk song.... thats rite fuck u christian cunts [ Reply to This ]
matty rocks &mdash 01/26/06 - 05:59:00 AM
your easily pleased and dangeroulsy misled..........can i say that i went at it with a catholic school teacher once and it was great?................thought not.
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fuck off! &mdash 03/20/06 - 11:14:35 PM
i'm kind of afraid that this song and my headphones are a bad
combination for my hearing.
pretty angry song. keeping punk alive!
like these pissed of lyrics, actually. at least they're creative!
i wonder if i could make my acoustic guitar sound like that in
garageband... hmmm... [ Reply to This ]
This is f'in funny! &mdash 05/09/06 - 11:52:30 AM
This was too funny. I hope it offended a ton of people because offensive is funny. :D [ Reply to This ]
memories of a young punk &mdash 05/23/06 - 07:34:28 AM
they call blink 182 punk but they are nowhere near as pissed off as you
guys.You guys have serious sandy vaginas.
keep it up. [ Reply to This ]
memories of a young punk &mdash 05/28/06 - 04:08:24 AM
yeah, its funny....blink had the angst musically back in the day (im thinking drum track to josie in particular) but then sold out.
thanks again for the comments.......
is it just me or do fellow aussies only get me?????
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Great stuff! &mdash 06/02/06 - 06:05:55 PM
Damn fine punk... &mdash 10/27/06 - 01:17:55 AM
i miss music like this. If its not pissin somebody off then its probably not worth listening to! Controversies are a good thing, makes people think. [ Reply to This ]
concurence and kudos............ &mdash 11/06/06 - 10:15:48 PM
yeah, i concur...cheers for the kudos......we have a kickin version on this but the vocal track warbled for some reason and vin treason (other singer) lives in another town and his car just blew up........we'll get there....
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people who would find this offensive. Well done, in that regard.
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