Tits [Explicit] by paddler
Genre: Comedy-Satire-Parody
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TitsTits Tits Tits Tits
Tits for you
Tits for me
Tits for everybody
Tits in the morning,tits at night
We're so lucky to be tits
Big - Small - Furry - Silicon
- On toast - With chips
- that drive you out of your wits.
Men got -
Women got -
Boys got -
Girls got -
Dogs got -
Cats got -
Everybody needs a pair of tits
Everyone is talking tits
Everybodys looking at tits
Lets all get them out at the Ritz
Pips n' Nips n' Lips n' Tits
You wanna girl with great big tits
I wanna grow my very own tits
Lose my head in a pair of tits
But heres the truth - your'e really
getting on my -
Lyrics and cleavage copyright RG Paddler
http://www.myspace.com/rgpaddler
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Corporal Beef
Mine were juggling as I was dancing to this ditty. Very creative and catchy. I think I'll send this one to my mom. One thing-I'm not sure what you're talking about; maybe you could post a picture to illustrate???
echoroom
... this is fab - sounds like The The meets Benny Hill at the end of Blackpool pier.
Pie
:-)
jiguma
My politically correct side battled hard to stop me laughing very loud at
this one - it lost! Excellent - go Benny!
Neil
paddler
Many thanks - I am hoping to write more in this genre and possibly create some animations to accompany.
alley-oop
love this tune!!!!
Cori Ander
Haha, great fun ...
And at the same time an ingenious comment to a sad cultural
phenomenon!
J.A.Stewart
You were breast-fed until you were like 19 or so? :D
Well, this one-too-many-titted did it for me and put you on my "Quirky
Favorites List." Congratulations!
vbluesky
cool song, have you sent this to Tim Burton? I know that he is always looking for cool music for his films, just a thought.
thanks for the jam
stacey
Oh my GOD! I thought I had written the funniest song ever, "I Wanna Hurt
You - a love song," until I heard "TITS!" This is great. And I love the polka-
like accompaniment! So cute. So very very cute. Must have been a blast
recording this song about... um... the Poet Laureate?
Stacey
Stun Nutz
This is the "fish heads" of our time... hilarious.
: ) YOU'RE GREAT WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY??????????????? You're always NAILINŽIT !!: ) : ) : O ; )That's what I need - & the WORLD - MORE LAUGHS!!!!!!! KEEP GOIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THANKS AGAIN : )
MUSIC UNITES
***itiswotitis***
my guess is you were bottle fed :)
either that or you still want "itsiE!!"
paddler
do you know what? For all I know - you could be RIGHT.In actual fact though I've tickled a few with my tongue since adolescence (NO - not my moms) and Its ok - for the female that is - usually the left one for some reason - but never really did much for me to be honest - always reminded me of jellyfish.But sex n love,love n sex - its about THE SHARING and THE GIVING.I'm more into hips meself,round hips,childbearing,womanly.My next song - 'hips' shall be in a far less cynical genre to this,I feel.Right after I finish that song 'lick my lovepump'.Anyway - glad you liked it thanks for the votes of confidence
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You used to call me... 'fluffy pup'
***itiswotitis***
rotflamo....nice to here that u are so into giving...and writng ssongs that honour the female form!!
look forward to the new song "lick my love pump" u must keep m me posted!
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We have much to learn that we already know!
you said tits
Norman Goodman
Made me burst out laughing. Very funny... and well written and arranged by the way.
now we need the balls song too.....
mitra
Yes - that is really funny - made me laugh out loud
paddler
maybe we could do a collab on it.You can be Elvis n I'll be a bald transvestite - would go down well in London.Put it to your agent..(:
RG
perceptualvortex
Hahaha! Exactly.