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Hmmm, first song ever. Please rate and comment all of that good stuff. This is a song bout the dentist and how freaky it is.
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Lyrics
Spoken:
Aw, dude! What’s wrong with your teeth?
Yeah they all yellow or something.
You should really get those checked out.
Who’s your dentist?
Verse:
Dr. Payne is his name
And boy is he just that
Have you ever seen his face?
It’s pretty hard to look at
He’s got a lumpy forehead
As far as I can see
He’s got a big ole chin
Where his nose is supposed to be!
Forget about his face
Cuz that ain’t even scary
Despite him bein bald
His armpits are hairy
You haven’t smelled B/O
If you haven’t smelled him
“Delightfully scented” would be an antonym
And when he stares at you
With those freaky lazer eyes
You sit back in your chair
Thinking “I wanna die”
And you cry and cry
Until the day is through
Oh look, I’m up next-
Great! Whoop-de-doo!
Chorus:
From eatin all that pork and ham and-
Time to get your teeth examined!
Told ya not to eat that cheese…
Lets hope you have no cavities! X2
Aw, dude! What’s wrong with your teeth?
Yeah they all yellow or something.
You should really get those checked out.
Who’s your dentist?
Verse:
Dr. Payne is his name
And boy is he just that
Have you ever seen his face?
It’s pretty hard to look at
He’s got a lumpy forehead
As far as I can see
He’s got a big ole chin
Where his nose is supposed to be!
Forget about his face
Cuz that ain’t even scary
Despite him bein bald
His armpits are hairy
You haven’t smelled B/O
If you haven’t smelled him
“Delightfully scented” would be an antonym
And when he stares at you
With those freaky lazer eyes
You sit back in your chair
Thinking “I wanna die”
And you cry and cry
Until the day is through
Oh look, I’m up next-
Great! Whoop-de-doo!
Chorus:
From eatin all that pork and ham and-
Time to get your teeth examined!
Told ya not to eat that cheese…
Lets hope you have no cavities! X2
datafunk
yep they are - that was fun dapickle, welcome to macjams!