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Dentist by dapickle [Email]
Genre: Hip Hop-Rap

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SONG STATS:
Hits: 777
Comments: 14
Votes: 2
Plays: 192
Last Played: Oct 30, 2008 - 11:49:14 AM
Downloads: 29
Fans: 0
Uploaded: Feb 21, 2006 - 08:17:53 AM
Last Updated: Feb 21, 2006 - 06:51:08 PM
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Keywords:
stoopid (2), stupid (29), awesome (64), funny (64), hip hop (291), rap (188), retarded (4), flouride (1), B/O (1), dingy (1)
Description:
Hmmm, first song ever. Please rate and comment all of that good stuff. This is a song bout the dentist and how freaky it is.

Lyrics:
Spoken:
Aw, dude! What’s wrong with your teeth?
Yeah they all yellow or something.
You should really get those checked out.
Who’s your dentist?

Verse:
Dr. Payne is his name
And boy is he just that
Have you ever seen his face?
It’s pretty hard to look at
He’s got a lumpy forehead
As far as I can see
He’s got a big ole chin
Where his nose is supposed to be!
Forget about his face
Cuz that ain’t even scary
Despite him bein bald
His armpits are hairy
You haven’t smelled B/O
If you haven’t smelled him
“Delightfully scented” would be an antonym
And when he stares at you
With those freaky lazer eyes
You sit back in your chair
Thinking “I wanna die”
And you cry and cry
Until the day is through
Oh look, I’m up next-
Great! Whoop-de-doo!

Chorus:
From eatin all that pork and ham and-
Time to get your teeth examined!
Told ya not to eat that cheese…
Lets hope you have no cavities! X2


Hardware:
iMac G4, iMic, Shure Mic, M-Audio Keystation

Software:
GarageBand
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dentists are freaks &mdash 02/21/06 - 09:59:56 AM
yep they are - that was fun dapickle, welcome to macjams!

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dentists are freaks &mdash 02/21/06 - 05:56:34 PM
Thanks a bunch for the comment- and I'm so glad to be here!

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I gotta say man, Keep it up &mdash 02/21/06 - 03:41:29 PM
The theme and concept of the song, is alittle funny. good work..Random sound effects though.

-Kevin(aka DOS)

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I gotta say man, Keep it up &mdash 02/21/06 - 05:54:17 PM
Thanks for your comment Kevin. Yeah the FX were a little wierd, but that's as
good as free royalty-free stuff can get!

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Only my Dentist Knows for sure .... &mdash 02/21/06 - 05:38:48 PM
There are many MacJammers who are aware of the Dental WOES I went through last fall ..... and the struggle to FILE off my newly acquired LISP .... did you know that Dentists now stick needles into the ROOF of your mouth to freeze you ???? Anyhoo ..... it was all I could do not to hear the DRILL while listening to this one. Welcome to MacJams !

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Only my Dentist Knows for sure .... &mdash 02/21/06 - 05:59:33 PM
Jeez! That sounds painful... dental stuff can be real nasty. Braces SUCK real
bad though. Anyways, thanks for the comment, and lets hope you don't have
to go to the dentist for a long time!

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I definitely CAN'T heartily wait &mdash 02/21/06 - 07:34:04 PM
for the next visit, but I brush my teeth and denture carefully so hopefully I won't have to take that drillin' thing... yuk yuk yuk. Good post, keep it up! I mean, the brushing, dude!

just kidding

You should see and hear Alice Cooper's stage production of "Unfinished Sweet" off of Billion Dollar Babies for some radical dental measures. (giant Drill)

- Harold

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I definitely CAN'T heartily wait &mdash 02/21/06 - 08:20:41 PM
I'll look into it, and thanks for the comment!

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I'm due for a cleaning with the hook &mdash 02/22/06 - 12:09:44 AM
You're no master of rap but this is funny, and that's what this is all about,
so nice job in that sense. Welcome to MacJams. It's always nice to hear
another funny guy here.

I guess like the others I can't really rate this. It's really bad by most
measures of the voting criteria but I enjoyed it and I think it's good at
being what it is. Sometimes it works that way.

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hee hee &mdash 02/22/06 - 03:40:53 PM
this is the stoopidest thing i hav heard in a long time... i luv it dude. keep
up da stupidity. nice 1.

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hee hee &mdash 02/22/06 - 03:40:56 PM
this is the stoopidest thing i hav heard in a long time... i luv it dude. keep
up da stupidity. nice 1.

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hee hee &mdash 06/07/06 - 10:27:13 PM
Agreed. Your youthful energy is a boon to the MJ community.

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My Wife <a href="http://www.macjams.com/song/18379">Revealed</a>

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PORK AND CHEESE PLEASE &mdash 03/04/07 - 10:10:46 PM
Wow nelly funk humpenstein ragged tooth mcgoo!

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HAHAHAHA : ) &mdash 03/28/07 - 06:16:31 AM
This IS GREAT!!!!!!!!! Never heard ANYTHING like it. . . !! : ) You make me Happy, Makin' my Day - ThankYou Man ! I love the siren in the end it's the *dot over the i* as we say in Swedish : ) & I certainly agree with POOEYS comment !! Thanx again GREAT WORK

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