Thank you for the edifying talk on your background. I'll be sure to "ten
you up, buttercup," at every available opportunity.

ROLMFAO X 9,000,000

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Darling Butane thank you so much for your kind comment.
I was slightly worried that the A that you FLO wouldn't grow back, but my friends here who understand chatese tell me it's a compliment ... so that's nice.
May I reciprocate ? I have seen your picture in your profile and would like to warmly congratulate you on your beautifully epilated nostrils.
SSLA oxo

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there are some nice ppl here and i think that - if you ask around... you will find some that will share your egg-box hobby - maybe you could even getting around to swopping boxes over the internet! have fun my dear - now - of course - i look forward to hearing some of your tracks!! xox

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Thank you Caroline - I have listened to your tracks and you are clearly a woman of the world. Which one I'm not sure, but it's clear you are.
I buy my egg boxes on eBox - an auction site frequented by afficionadoes of the hexagonal ovoid form.
We simply must swap recipes sometime ... I hear you stew a lovely fig. I too love stock cubes.

SSLA oxo

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fancy you showing up here after getting your name from "Australian Bandstanders" too - small world sheila but - heck - we wouldn't want to paint it now!!! sorry you feel that the agency ripped you off - we got rather a good deal ourselves but then we wasted money on a european firm that was next to useless!!! come over to our site BareKoala in a couple of days - we'll show you what we mean.


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Exactly what the world needs, more humor! Despite the distractingly
uncanny vocal resemblance to Robin Williams in "Mrs. Doubtfire", this was
very funny, and nicely read in deadpan straight voice. (Production note:
volume was very low on recording. Check your phone-wiretap volume.)

ttfn,
Drakonis

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Dear Mr O'Nis (is that an Irish name ?)
Thank you for your feedback viz a viz Mrs Doubtfire.
I'm afraid I am only a simple soul, so Euphegenia is far too complex a name for me, and besides she's a little plump don't you think ?
I must thank you also for pointing out the issue with the volume - it's quite true it is too quiet.
I was however recording the profile in the kitchen while Mr LardArse was watching the telly and I didn't want to disturb him. So sorry about that. Next time I'll do my recording when he's out at skittles.
Your Sins Eerily,
SSLA

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expensive and patronizing!

i agree - very attractive.

signing off... thank you!

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urbnite dear, thank you for popping by.
What a lovely name you have.
Is that like Kryptonite for cities ?
Do tell

SSLA

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It's not fair! We paid 10% of our royalties to the Epileptic Gibbon Muso
Moniker agency for the Revolving Doris name and we didn't even get
patronised. I want my lard arse back - I mean my money back.

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I've met the Gibbon darling and I very much doubt that you weren't patronised.
Perhaps he was using his special cloaked barbs that day.
Besides he already gave you a name darling - 2's just greedy !
I have spoken to the bandstanders on your behalf though and they have agreed to give you a 10% negative discount provided you choose a name they've already thought of and you pay cash up front. Which sounds reasonable to me.
Lots of Love and best luck for the few char

SSLA

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in the comedy division! Yahoo!!

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Alan sweetie how nice of you to drop by.
I always like talking to a Rhode Islander - they appreciate what it's like to be from a tiny speck of land and yet to still believe that they run half the globe.

Surely there's no such thing as comedic competition ?
I am a serious amateur semi-professional unpaid creative genius with great legs and a mini-skirt, and you have a vast collection of funny hats. Shopping is my religion and you are saving souls on the internet a dollar at a time. Good luck finding that first soul.
It must be said that there are not many residents in our lovely genre, but I like that very much as it wouldn't do to let just anybody in would it ? Last year we nearly had a couple from Essex move into our street until I showed them my collection of stillettoes - that put them off I can tell you.
One day soon my friend Dom and his coterie of characters must pop by RI for a natter ...

OXO darling ...

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ill be looking for your tracks :) the volume on this is rather quiet and i had to turn the speakers almost full blast, for future recordings you may want to make sure the volume is a bit louder. welcome to macjams, great site. just heard carolines messege from australian bandstanders seems like an interesting organization.

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I'm sorry the volume was quiet but I've just started this new course of suppostitories and they're playing havoc with my projection. Every time I raise my voice ...
Well it's a blessing I wear a mini-skirt that's all I'm saying.
Enjoy life honey - look at every experience as an opportunity to laugh at something new.

OXO !

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Well, that was amusingly self-deprecating... "more money than sense" -- gonna have to remember that one! An informative and grin-inducing audio clip, would love to hear more.

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indeed it is ...

Mr A : Ooh you are an international man of mystery - I went to your profile so I could feast my eyes on your radiant loveliness and all I got was that faint metallic hint of a taste for artistic wit and satire.
Glad you liked it and keep an eye out for what's to come ...

OXO luvvy
Sheila

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Its taken me twodays to compose myself enough to type a reply here..

Outstanding audio profile..
I am very much looking forward to hearing your music posted here ;)

Slimmie

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Can I just say how brave I think you are ?
I mean I'm 64, but Mr LardArse thinks I'm going to be 27 next year and has done since nineteen seventy three.
But you've got a song here actually celebrating turning forty !
Fortitude isn't the word.
God love you darling - you're a little gem. Hey, did you ever notice the remarkable similarity between ...
oh never mind - I'll PM you.

OXO ! SGF SSLA TEFAL WOFL PIFL DUFL COAT

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Its taken me twodays to compose myself enough to type a reply here..

Outstanding audio profile..
I am very much looking forward to hearing your music posted here ;)

Slimmie

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Skinny, that was the best thing ever. What can I say? :)

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How about "Let's make mad passionate love together Sheila darling and produce a whole brood of incredible musically talented kids who will run free across the hills and dales of our two great nations singing glorious songs of freedom !"

Maybe you could say that ?

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Thank you Sheila its nice to have you here.
Love you....

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Well thank you Kent.

There's nothing like the unbridled admiration of a lovely swedish blond to make a girl smile.

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Must...stop....listening to comedy....I will kill myself laughing tonight....

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Poor dear Elfelpha - is it true you're the South African love-child of our beloved Alfalpha dear ? It's just that I heard this rumour and you know how awful they can be.

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Well you know, my Elven mother never really did tell me who my father was. There were rumours that it was Lord Elrond, though....

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Quack, Quack, for the love of God, QUACK!

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