...when your voice cracks. You are cracked up. This is timely
information. This should be the headliner for MacJammer News. Send it
to Eduard Schwan!

Cellulite!

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this is very funny........a good time......there's a future for this

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Wots this then? Me's got more accents than a French ligatured cedilla at
the zoo! (Picks jaw up off the floor) Absolutely hilarious... AGAIN! I have
a feeling that we're about to see the bouncing bear get swamped, all the
versions of Ember get washed away, all the 10's become insignificant here
at Macjams... this amazing guy is going to DOMinate Macjams! And that
is a GOOD THING! Except that I don't have enough time between daily
new posts to stop laughing and catch my breath!
ttfn,
Drakonis, "Ba da dom, dom, dom... another one faves my list!"

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Drak
If you talked as much as I do, you'd get tired of the sound of your own voice too !
Dom

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I almost didnt recognize you vocals here, you sound different in a very cool way! Your playing sounds very impressive as always! A good tune, and nice production!

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You guys are crazy xrazy cococo! Good one!

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Very funny guys!
Steve

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Well, it's not me - I don't do a scots accent that well :)
Classic track - very humourous (note correct spelling - can't have too
many "u"s - just ask Drak!).

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... create a new MJ identity 'Me' jus fer a laugh like. No it's not me, or
rather it is me but not the me who did this. Well it's me who wrote this
comment but not me who left the answerphone message - that was
left by me... who isn't me (I hope I've made that clear!)

Anyroad up this cracked me right up (not me you understand but me
over here, the one typing this comment). Oh gawd this isn't easy for
me, I mean me of course....

KK



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LOL!! Aw, poor Caroline!!

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Aah it's Elfindrina ... the comedy tourist, on another leg of her exhausting comedy tour 2006.
Welcome to NYC Elfy-baby - it's all action here. You have to SELL, SELL, SELL ... BUY, BUY, BUY.
Just don't pay retail OK ?

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Hi honey, it's me.
Oi the day I'm having.
I'm making chicken soup in case anyone's sick, I've been commissioned to come up with a cure for cellulite (I sent them an orange peeler - what do I know from cellulite ?) I got washing I got ironing and I gotta say sorry to you.
You know that swipe about over-exposure - well I looked at myself in the mirror this morning and there I was- all over myself with nothing on. I nearly had a coronet right there in the bathroom. So it isn't just you - it's all of us - besides what do I know about exposure ? Am I David Bailey ? Sheesh ! Pffft even.
Big Love Auntie Caroline,
Me

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boobalah!!! vat kept you already!!! oy - vot a day i've had today!!! schlepped myself here a liddle, dere a liddle unt now?? exhausted dahlink!!!! you vill alvays be mine number von!!! xoxoxox

number von vot???

don't ask!!!

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Now I'm your wee wee ?

What kind of a compliment is that ?

A number 2 compliment if you ask me !

That goes a long way to explaining the title of your recent track


Somebody get me a job as a continuity announcer - I'm a genius here !

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Get a room already! lol! *shakes head* Oh dear, there's no hope for some....

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Quack, Quack, for the love of God, QUACK!

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Funniest thing I've heard in my extremely short time on MJ.

Still laughing...

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you see what happens when i turn my page over to another!!! now you have listened to him... come back and listen to me!!! seriously - i am happy that you were here under any circumstances!!! laters didj x

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Hahaahaaaa You Rock !

Peace Dee.

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