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Nobody Listens Except the NSA


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Just a reaction to the NSA tapping my phone.
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Nobody Listens Except the NSA

My kid comes in and asks for the keys
I said have that car back by seven
Shes still not back
And its quarter to eleven

I ask my wife
"Did you go to the store?"
But she's watching Oprah
And she's go me on ignore

I talk and talk
But no matter what I say
Nobody is listening
Except the NSA
Nobody's listenin'
Except the NSA

My kid comes in
Says her new boyfriends cool
I told her she'd be better
With the one who stayed in school

I called the bank
And they put me on hold
I'm waitin' and I'm waitin'
But I'm just getting old.

I talk and talk
But no matter what I say
Nobody listens
Except the NSA
Nobody's listenin'
Except the NSA

They're listenin' to me
They're listenin' to you
Their gonna write down
Everything that you do (2X)

They go to your work
They go where you play
And even hang out at the place where you pray

They're listenin' to me
They're listenin' to you
Their gonna write down
Everything that you do

Their gonna find out everything that you do (3X)

Time now to do the security dance
Ready?
Dance

Ho Ho Ho
Where did your rights go? (2X)

Where'd your rights go?
I don't know

They see you when your sleepin'
They know when you're awake
They know if you've been bad or good
So be good for your own sake

You know they're making a list (its your list)
And their checkin' it twice
Their gonna find out if you've been
Naughty or nice.


They see you when your sleepin'
They know when you're awake
They know if you've been bad or good
So be good for your own sake

Hey he uploaded that pee song again
Too late they're comin' to get you
Let's get him
But boss we don't have a warrant
Ha ha that's a good one

Open up its the NSA!
You guys go a warrant?
What Da Ya think this is America or somethin'?

I love this job.



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Uploaded: Mar 18, 2006 - 11:02:01 AM
Last Updated: Mar 18, 2006 - 10:46:20 AM Last Played: Jun 24, 2009 - 12:15:22 PM
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Comments
echoroom said 1347 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
who's listening?
Great lyric - funny and paranoid at the same time. Reminds of Shriekback meeting Laurie Anderson for a secret meeting at the docks.

Would've liked you to have sung a bit on this more, but really original and freaky.
Check out my latest song called Deeper (w/t Racerat)
said 1347 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
No Such Agency
Never Say Anything.
Enjoyable political commentary/comedy song.
said 1332 days ago (April 2nd, 2006)
Did you say something?
Delightfully paranoid. Do you really think someones watching you? Really?
LIke Google Earth? By the way, the pool needs skimming, pal......
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