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An idea which made me smile - so I thought I'd knock it out and post it.
I'm much more used to live performance than studio recording, so forgive me if the production values are wobbly - but it's intended to amuse rather than impress !
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Lyrics
I am an invisible member
and I can't be seen at all
You can't tell if I'm Pauline
Or if perhaps I'm Paul
I'm lurking under Who's online
And one of the who's is me
But you will never know it - why ?
My invisibility

Some people don't appreciate
This use of privacy
They set up threads to deprecate
My anonymity
They'd tell me so in person
But they can't tell if I'm in
So they satisfy themselves instead
Complaining to Admin

I am an invisible member
I'm impossible to see
You don't know if I'm there or not
Existentially
I ROFL while you're chatting
But I never make a sound
I might be square if I am there
But only if I am around

Did I log on this morning ?
Well I really can't remember
Incognito - you'll never know
I'm an invisibubble member
You could have clicked my name to see
If I was brunette or a blond
I'm a secret agent though you see ...
My name is Bond, James Bond
Song Stats
Hits: 5486
Comments: 32
Fans: 15
Plays: 421
Downloads: 184
Votes: 7
Uploaded: Mar 19, 2006 - 02:29:03 PM
Last Updated: Mar 19, 2006 - 09:00:05 AM Last Played: Jan 28, 2017 - 01:35:38 AM
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Comments
BareKoala said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
and not a moment too soon!!!
rofl indeed!!

klingon vessel de-cloaking off the starboard bow captain!!

very, very funny dom and - finally - an upload on your own page!!!

rofl!!

and moff to find me invisible member ;-)

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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comdotdom said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
and not a moment too soon!!!
TY RNT C.

and as Bruce 4syth would have said ...

n iiiii CC U CC U n iiiii
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drakonis said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
Oh for goodness sakes
Not only are you hilariously witty... not only do you have a veritable
variety of voices and accents up your sleeve (not sure why you keep them
there though)... but you can also sing and play piano! This was a great
deal of fun, and as I was reading along, I realized one line beforehand,
that you were going to have trouble with the number of syllables in "I'm
an invisible member", so when you got there and stuck an extra
syllabubble in there, you made me LOL-y-gag (worse than a ROFL, but
unrelated to a tribble.) Thank you for the wonderfully wild witticisms.
ttfn,
Drakonis
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comdotdom said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
2 kind
Aah thanks Drak,
Glad you liked the syllabic horseplay ... it's a bit of a leftover from improv - you start a line hoping that there'll be enough words to fill it, realise half way through you're a syllable short - so you bung an extra one in ! (Such a cheat !)
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aclarke said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
It had to happen
sooner or later. I'll be laughing about this one for days!
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comdotdom said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
Forumuse
Thanks Adam,
On the day I wrote the words there were over 30 replies to the "Secret Agents" forum post.
I'd read it through - laughed loudly several times - and thought there might be some fun to be had.
Pleased to hear it made you laugh too.
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cjorgensen said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
man o mano
This is pretty funny.

You voice gets a bit clipped, but who cares?

I just know I don't want you pointing your satire at me. Pastry cannot
withstand deprecation!

Fun song. A bit too close to home. Oh, and I am not a blond.
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comdotdom said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
Pastry is safe
Hey who would ever deprecate pastry ?
Although you might tell it to choux ! (groan)
Sorry about that ... I see from your profile you are truly not a blond and I loved what you said about feedback.
Honesty is what makes feedback useful or humour funny, so thanks for yours.
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said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
Ha!
I see a face on the previous page!!! Thought I had you there...

Thanks for posting light-hearted.

. - Harold
comdotdom said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
Ha!
I see from your profile you are at the very least a heavily camouflaged member
(Note to Admin : Possible future category of user)
As to posting light hearted ... it's what I do !
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Joanna said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
Excellent!
So I clicked my bookmark for Macjams and I saw this invisible member
pimping a song in the chat window. Unlike the usual pimps, this one
was more of a dare. Not one to back down on a challenge, I clicked. As
a fellow (though not a fellow) invisible member, I found it transparently
hilarious. See-through fun. Wit wit-out opacity.

Oh golly, just jolly good fun.
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comdotdom said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
Excellent!
Joanna - we must stop meeting like this. Last time it was over at The Legend of Drakonis - and now here.

Thank you for the word 'opacity' - it doesn't get out much and I was pleased to see it here.

Pimping ? Not at all. I was recruiting secret agents.

You didn't go to Cambridge did you ?
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Joanna said 4054 days ago (March 19th, 2006)
Excellent!
I did go to Cambridge, but only to visit some friends, party a lot, and use my
American accent to sound vaguely exotic. I heard there was some sort of
school there, but I never saw it.
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HGB said 4053 days ago (March 20th, 2006)
That is some good old-fashoned witty stuff
I love it! The sarcasism in this is fresh and halirous, Invisible member, what a joke............people can be so strange.......Thanks for makin' me smile-HGB
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comdotdom said 4053 days ago (March 21st, 2006)
Sarcasm ?
People (normally people who have just been made to feel a bit silly by a joke) often say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Next time someone says that to you, put on your most sarcy tone of voice, tilt your head slightly to one side, arch an eyebrow and say :
"Oh really ?"

Works every time.

I smiled at your feedback - so now we're all square.
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ElPeruano said 4053 days ago (March 20th, 2006)
Hahahahaha
Excellent job boy-o! I enjoyed it very much . . . i felt very much a part of
the community when i heard it and remembered the thread. Do you do
parties?
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comdotdom said 4053 days ago (March 21st, 2006)
Care in the Community
I like that "part of a community" .... yes that's exactly it.

A community when we can laugh at ourselves and smile at our various foibles and follies.

After a mad rush off to babelfish for assistance, I discovered that you are the first Peruvian I have met since Paddington Bear - who now lives here in England.

Do you like marmalade sandwiches too ?
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ElPeruano said 4048 days ago (March 25th, 2006)
Care in the Community
I guess I would more accurately be described as Peruvian-American, but i do like
marmalade sandwiches!

I still laugh when i listen to it.


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_nderscore said 4051 days ago (March 22nd, 2006)

:D !!!!!
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comdotdom said 4050 days ago (March 24th, 2006)
Grin
How delightfully _nderstated !
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urbnite said 4051 days ago (March 23rd, 2006)
brilliant!
um... i don't know what to say other than that this is genius.

"I ROFL while you're chatting" is the funniest thing i've heard anyone sing
in ages.
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comdotdom said 4050 days ago (March 24th, 2006)
brilliant!
Thanks ... I keep meaning to write an entire song in 'chatese', but this will have to serve as a sneak preview until the day the muse puts the rest of it into my head !
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Alannah said 4050 days ago (March 23rd, 2006)
My Hat's off to you !!!!!
HAHAHAHA this is the BEST song on Macjams yet !!!! p.s. I'm invisible right now while typing this ...... although not sure yet if a Secret Agent ... an Invisible Member or an Ointment is the same thing yet ..... good job Dot LUV IT !
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comdotdom said 4050 days ago (March 24th, 2006)
My Hat's off to you !!!!!
(Looks around startled as voice appears from out of nowhere and a disembodied hat floats across the room)

Who said that ?
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Monkaton said 4050 days ago (March 23rd, 2006)
The Noel Coward of Macjams
Good song. Witty, clever and funny.

Kind of a song that belongs to the traditional English music hall shows of years gone by.
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comdotdom said 4050 days ago (March 24th, 2006)
The Noel Coward of Macjams
Thanks Tim

Is that a pint of proper beer in your hand ?
Cheers !

Dom
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kristyjo said 4049 days ago (March 24th, 2006)
witty
and a far more effective way of getting your point across than whining or
blaming. I really enjoyed this - especially the the invisibubble part.
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kristyjo said 4049 days ago (March 24th, 2006)
witty
and a far more effective way of getting your point across than whining or
blaming. I really enjoyed this - especially the the invisibubble part.
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selters said 4048 days ago (March 26th, 2006)
FUN!
Hilarious!!!
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said 3800 days ago (November 28th, 2006)
truth
Truth has been dispensed. Thanks for that.
Moviz said 2992 days ago (February 14th, 2009)
It did both
amused and impressed, hllarious, regards M
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Char said 2035 days ago (September 28th, 2011)
Love it.
I like being invisibubble. No one can track your actions, but of course, slipping into chat steals away the invisibility cloak unless you choose white as your chat color. Good song, Bond.
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