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comdotdom (9), invisible (4), member (2), secret agent (3), anonymous (2), incognito (1)
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An idea which made me smile - so I thought I'd knock it out and post it.
I'm much more used to live performance than studio recording, so forgive me if the production values are wobbly - but it's intended to amuse rather than impress !
Lyrics:
I am an invisible member
and I can't be seen at all
You can't tell if I'm Pauline
Or if perhaps I'm Paul
I'm lurking under Who's online
And one of the who's is me
But you will never know it - why ?
My invisibility
Some people don't appreciate
This use of privacy
They set up threads to deprecate
My anonymity
They'd tell me so in person
But they can't tell if I'm in
So they satisfy themselves instead
Complaining to Admin
I am an invisible member
I'm impossible to see
You don't know if I'm there or not
Existentially
I ROFL while you're chatting
But I never make a sound
I might be square if I am there
But only if I am around
Did I log on this morning ?
Well I really can't remember
Incognito - you'll never know
I'm an invisibubble member
You could have clicked my name to see
If I was brunette or a blond
I'm a secret agent though you see ...
My name is Bond, James Bond
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and not a moment too soon!!! &mdash 03/19/06 - 02:39:52 PM
rofl indeed!!
klingon vessel de-cloaking off the starboard bow captain!!
very, very funny dom and - finally - an upload on your own page!!!
rofl!!
and moff to find me invisible member ;-)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo [ Reply to This ]
and not a moment too soon!!! &mdash 03/19/06 - 06:00:55 PM
TY RNT C.
and as Bruce 4syth would have said ...
n iiiii CC U CC U n iiiii [ Reply to This ]
Oh for goodness sakes &mdash 03/19/06 - 04:13:18 PM
Not only are you hilariously witty... not only do you have a veritable
variety of voices and accents up your sleeve (not sure why you keep them
there though)... but you can also sing and play piano! This was a great
deal of fun, and as I was reading along, I realized one line beforehand,
that you were going to have trouble with the number of syllables in "I'm
an invisible member", so when you got there and stuck an extra
syllabubble in there, you made me LOL-y-gag (worse than a ROFL, but
unrelated to a tribble.) Thank you for the wonderfully wild witticisms.
ttfn,
Drakonis [ Reply to This ]
2 kind &mdash 03/19/06 - 05:25:25 PM
Aah thanks Drak,
Glad you liked the syllabic horseplay ... it's a bit of a leftover from improv - you start a line hoping that there'll be enough words to fill it, realise half way through you're a syllable short - so you bung an extra one in ! (Such a cheat !) [ Reply to This ]
It had to happen &mdash 03/19/06 - 04:40:31 PM
Forumuse &mdash 03/19/06 - 05:42:27 PM
Thanks Adam,
On the day I wrote the words there were over 30 replies to the "Secret Agents" forum post.
I'd read it through - laughed loudly several times - and thought there might be some fun to be had.
Pleased to hear it made you laugh too. [ Reply to This ]
man o mano &mdash 03/19/06 - 04:43:39 PM
This is pretty funny.
You voice gets a bit clipped, but who cares?
I just know I don't want you pointing your satire at me. Pastry cannot
withstand deprecation!
Fun song. A bit too close to home. Oh, and I am not a blond. [ Reply to This ]
Pastry is safe &mdash 03/19/06 - 05:49:51 PM
Hey who would ever deprecate pastry ?
Although you might tell it to choux ! (groan)
Sorry about that ... I see from your profile you are truly not a blond and I loved what you said about feedback.
Honesty is what makes feedback useful or humour funny, so thanks for yours. [ Reply to This ]
Ha! &mdash 03/19/06 - 05:34:13 PM
I see a face on the previous page!!! Thought I had you there...
Thanks for posting light-hearted.
. - Harold [ Reply to This ]
Ha! &mdash 03/19/06 - 05:55:22 PM
I see from your profile you are at the very least a heavily camouflaged member
(Note to Admin : Possible future category of user)
As to posting light hearted ... it's what I do ! [ Reply to This ]
Excellent! &mdash 03/19/06 - 06:17:22 PM
So I clicked my bookmark for Macjams and I saw this invisible member
pimping a song in the chat window. Unlike the usual pimps, this one
was more of a dare. Not one to back down on a challenge, I clicked. As
a fellow (though not a fellow) invisible member, I found it transparently
hilarious. See-through fun. Wit wit-out opacity.
Oh golly, just jolly good fun. [ Reply to This ]
Excellent! &mdash 03/19/06 - 06:28:31 PM
Joanna - we must stop meeting like this. Last time it was over at The Legend of Drakonis - and now here.
Thank you for the word 'opacity' - it doesn't get out much and I was pleased to see it here.
Pimping ? Not at all. I was recruiting secret agents.
You didn't go to Cambridge did you ? [ Reply to This ]
Excellent! &mdash 03/19/06 - 06:39:22 PM
I did go to Cambridge, but only to visit some friends, party a lot, and use my
American accent to sound vaguely exotic. I heard there was some sort of
school there, but I never saw it. [ Reply to This ]
That is some good old-fashoned witty stuff &mdash 03/20/06 - 06:41:04 PM
I love it! The sarcasism in this is fresh and halirous, Invisible member, what a joke............people can be so strange.......Thanks for makin' me smile-HGB [ Reply to This ]
Sarcasm ? &mdash 03/21/06 - 07:51:39 AM
People (normally people who have just been made to feel a bit silly by a joke) often say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Next time someone says that to you, put on your most sarcy tone of voice, tilt your head slightly to one side, arch an eyebrow and say :
"Oh really ?"
Works every time.
I smiled at your feedback - so now we're all square. [ Reply to This ]
Hahahahaha &mdash 03/20/06 - 09:35:14 PM
Excellent job boy-o! I enjoyed it very much . . . i felt very much a part of
the community when i heard it and remembered the thread. Do you do
parties? [ Reply to This ]
Care in the Community &mdash 03/21/06 - 07:44:27 AM
I like that "part of a community" .... yes that's exactly it.
A community when we can laugh at ourselves and smile at our various foibles and follies.
After a mad rush off to babelfish for assistance, I discovered that you are the first Peruvian I have met since Paddington Bear - who now lives here in England.
Do you like marmalade sandwiches too ? [ Reply to This ]
Care in the Community &mdash 03/25/06 - 04:51:51 PM
I guess I would more accurately be described as Peruvian-American, but i do like
marmalade sandwiches!
I still laugh when i listen to it.
[ Reply to This ]
&mdash 03/22/06 - 06:02:35 PM
Grin &mdash 03/24/06 - 07:09:46 AM
brilliant! &mdash 03/23/06 - 01:27:04 AM
um... i don't know what to say other than that this is genius.
"I ROFL while you're chatting" is the funniest thing i've heard anyone sing
in ages. [ Reply to This ]
brilliant! &mdash 03/24/06 - 07:13:48 AM
Thanks ... I keep meaning to write an entire song in 'chatese', but this will have to serve as a sneak preview until the day the muse puts the rest of it into my head ! [ Reply to This ]
My Hat's off to you !!!!! &mdash 03/23/06 - 07:16:19 PM
HAHAHAHA this is the BEST song on Macjams yet !!!! p.s. I'm invisible right now while typing this ...... although not sure yet if a Secret Agent ... an Invisible Member or an Ointment is the same thing yet ..... good job Dot LUV IT ! [ Reply to This ]
My Hat's off to you !!!!! &mdash 03/24/06 - 07:23:49 AM
(Looks around startled as voice appears from out of nowhere and a disembodied hat floats across the room)
Who said that ? [ Reply to This ]
The Noel Coward of Macjams &mdash 03/23/06 - 07:51:13 PM
Good song. Witty, clever and funny.
Kind of a song that belongs to the traditional English music hall shows of years gone by. [ Reply to This ]
The Noel Coward of Macjams &mdash 03/24/06 - 07:27:46 AM
Thanks Tim
Is that a pint of proper beer in your hand ?
Cheers !
Dom [ Reply to This ]
witty &mdash 03/24/06 - 10:34:57 PM
and a far more effective way of getting your point across than whining or
blaming. I really enjoyed this - especially the the invisibubble part. [ Reply to This ]
witty &mdash 03/24/06 - 10:40:21 PM
and a far more effective way of getting your point across than whining or
blaming. I really enjoyed this - especially the the invisibubble part. [ Reply to This ]
FUN! &mdash 03/26/06 - 07:28:26 AM
truth &mdash 11/28/06 - 04:04:40 PM
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klingon vessel de-cloaking off the starboard bow captain!!
very, very funny dom and - finally - an upload on your own page!!!
rofl!!
and moff to find me invisible member ;-)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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