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              SONG  --  SIR JOSEPH



     When I was a lad I served a term

     As office boy to an Attorney's firm.

     I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,

     And I polished up the handle of the big front door.

          I polished up that handle so carefullee

          That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!



                  CHORUS. -- He polished, etc.



     As office boy I made such a mark

     That they gave me the post of a junior clerk.

     I served the writs with a smile so bland,

     And I copied all the letters in a big round hand--

          I copied all the letters in a hand so free,

          That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!



                   CHORUS. -- He copied, etc.



     In serving writs I made such a name

     That an articled clerk I soon became;

     I wore clean collars and a brand-new suit

     For the pass examination at the Institute,

          And that pass examination did so well for me,

          That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!



           CHORUS. -- And that pass examination, etc.



     Of legal knowledge I acquired such a grip

     That they took me into the partnership.

     And that junior partnership, I ween,

     Was the only ship that I ever had seen.

          But that kind of ship so suited me,

          That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!



                 CHORUS. -- But that kind, etc.



     I grew so rich that I was sent

     By a pocket borough into Parliament.

     I always voted at my party's call,

     And I never thought of thinking for myself at all.

          I thought so little, they rewarded me

          By making me the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!



             CHORUS. -- He thought so little, etc.



     Now landsmen all, whoever you may be,

     If you want to rise to the top of the tree,

     If your soul isn't fettered to an office stool,

     Be careful to be guided by this golden rule--

          Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,

          And you all may be rulers of the Queen's Navee!



                  CHORUS. -- Stick close, etc.