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Description:
My 'bayou'.
All FX used come from an FX Compilation CD "Totally Gross Sound F/X from Hell" © 1993 Ronco Records but it's made for this purpose, so I don't think they'll mind.
Lyrics:
Listen carefully,
In front of you is a monitor,
Behind the monitor there is a space,
In the space you will find a CD-
It fell down the back a long time ago,
and it's about time you took it out and dusted it!
Hi- I'm APB.
I live in Sweden but I am not Swedish.
APB is simply my initials and not All Points
Bulletin or Anti-Piracy Bureau.
APB has no affiliation to any police force or
the afore-mentioned organisation.
Musically, APB is horrifically prolific, or, prolifically horrific - either way, it's hard to say.
WARNING: do not attempt to repeat the above without first ensuring one's dentures are securely fastened with polygrip- you know who you are ...
Age: APB's age corresponds with the number of edits used to get the previous bit correct.
APB also tries desperately to resist doing parodies of his own material- mainly winning due to a fear of long legal battles with himself.
Habits: chewing gum - and song titles which are dangerous to get mixed up with each other, like, "Phil Roman's Letting Off" or simply "Letting off".
Swedish version follows (translated):
Hi I'm APB,
Unfortunately, I am not home just now but
leave your message after the tone, thanks.
Hardware:
SM58
Software:
Garageband
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Bio &mdash 05/04/06 - 03:03:38 PM
as read by an opium smoking colossus. Well, I'm glad it's not 'All Points Bulletin', which was my original guess. Interesting work here. Don't know what to suggest, except that I pictured the colossus taking a stroll through a murky swamp while speaking... so maybe giant, slow, sloshy footsteps in the background? Heheh, maybe it's just right as is, too. [ Reply to This ]
Bio &mdash 05/14/06 - 03:24:35 PM
... I wanted a walking in a squidgy, squashy swamp sound and some ambient
'bayou' background noise but .. sadly, Ronco let me down .. and well I
didn't want to spend too much effort on this really to be honest - just a quick
gag - if I manage a grin, I'm happy.
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"horrifically prolific or prolifically horrific - either way, it's hard to say"
"I went from A to B once, didn't like it much, so I went back to A" [ Reply to This ]
Swamp &mdash 05/14/06 - 06:27:37 AM
cool idea...I wish I could come up with stuff like that. Id put things like
this at the start of songs ,,or as a short stop in the middle of the song [ Reply to This ]
Swamp &mdash 05/14/06 - 03:33:05 PM
Thanks!
.. it was a good way to see how many curious people there was about ... ;oD
and thanks for the vote! It was unexpected - I missed the disable voting toggle.
Maybe more people will do some musical or 'proper' talky bio's or just for fun
bio's- or ... then again, maybe not ...
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"horrifically prolific or prolifically horrific - either way, it's hard to say"
"I went from A to B once, didn't like it much, so I went back to A" [ Reply to This ]
Did that Ronco album &mdash 05/24/06 - 05:21:25 PM
...really include the sounds of "letting off"? Now there's a phrase I
haven't heard for years.
"APB also tries desperately to resist doing parodies of his own
material- mainly winning due to a fear of long legal battles with
himself."
Heheheh. Lovely.
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Did that Ronco album &mdash 05/24/06 - 07:02:37 PM
.. it did .. that's a sample *honest* .. in fact Ronco had a variety to choose
from .. now what on earth possessed me to buy such a CD I'll never know .. but
I'm glad I did, and I finally found some er, .. use for it!
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"horrifically prolific or prolifically horrific - either way, it's hard to say"
"I went from A to B once, didn't like it much, so I went back to A" [ Reply to This ]
Now i know... &mdash 09/01/06 - 10:38:31 AM
Now i know who you are. It seems you are APB.
I am happy that i listened to that not before going to sleep.
Otherwise i would get a nightmare from that strange voice.
Horrible funny!
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Dave, Dave, please Dave &mdash 04/06/07 - 11:29:54 AM
The voice of HAL!
Cool idea -- makes me want to do a Chipmunks song!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, just kidding!
-steve [ Reply to This ]
: ) Hey ! &mdash 04/18/07 - 05:22:38 PM
Tack for denna KUL att lyssna p & hra Din Rost ! Men,,,, vad star intialerna for ? Ja alskar parodi & comik : ) : )
TACK APB [ Reply to This ]
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