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My 'bayou'.
All FX used come from an FX Compilation CD "Totally Gross Sound F/X from Hell" © 1993 Ronco Records but it's made for this purpose, so I don't think they'll mind.
All FX used come from an FX Compilation CD "Totally Gross Sound F/X from Hell" © 1993 Ronco Records but it's made for this purpose, so I don't think they'll mind.
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Lyrics
Listen carefully,
In front of you is a monitor,
Behind the monitor there is a space,
In the space you will find a CD-
It fell down the back a long time ago,
and it's about time you took it out and dusted it!
Hi- I'm APB.
I live in Sweden but I am not Swedish.
APB is simply my initials and not All Points
Bulletin or Anti-Piracy Bureau.
APB has no affiliation to any police force or
the afore-mentioned organisation.
Musically, APB is horrifically prolific, or, prolifically horrific - either way, it's hard to say.
WARNING: do not attempt to repeat the above without first ensuring one's dentures are securely fastened with polygrip- you know who you are ...
Age: APB's age corresponds with the number of edits used to get the previous bit correct.
APB also tries desperately to resist doing parodies of his own material- mainly winning due to a fear of long legal battles with himself.
Habits: chewing gum - and song titles which are dangerous to get mixed up with each other, like, "Phil Roman's Letting Off" or simply "Letting off".
Swedish version follows (translated):
Hi I'm APB,
Unfortunately, I am not home just now but
leave your message after the tone, thanks.
In front of you is a monitor,
Behind the monitor there is a space,
In the space you will find a CD-
It fell down the back a long time ago,
and it's about time you took it out and dusted it!
Hi- I'm APB.
I live in Sweden but I am not Swedish.
APB is simply my initials and not All Points
Bulletin or Anti-Piracy Bureau.
APB has no affiliation to any police force or
the afore-mentioned organisation.
Musically, APB is horrifically prolific, or, prolifically horrific - either way, it's hard to say.
WARNING: do not attempt to repeat the above without first ensuring one's dentures are securely fastened with polygrip- you know who you are ...
Age: APB's age corresponds with the number of edits used to get the previous bit correct.
APB also tries desperately to resist doing parodies of his own material- mainly winning due to a fear of long legal battles with himself.
Habits: chewing gum - and song titles which are dangerous to get mixed up with each other, like, "Phil Roman's Letting Off" or simply "Letting off".
Swedish version follows (translated):
Hi I'm APB,
Unfortunately, I am not home just now but
leave your message after the tone, thanks.
perceptualvortex
as read by an opium smoking colossus. Well, I'm glad it's not 'All Points Bulletin', which was my original guess. Interesting work here. Don't know what to suggest, except that I pictured the colossus taking a stroll through a murky swamp while speaking... so maybe giant, slow, sloshy footsteps in the background? Heheh, maybe it's just right as is, too.