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My 'bayou'.

All FX used come from an FX Compilation CD "Totally Gross Sound F/X from Hell" © 1993 Ronco Records but it's made for this purpose, so I don't think they'll mind.
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Lyrics
Listen carefully,
In front of you is a monitor,
Behind the monitor there is a space,
In the space you will find a CD-

It fell down the back a long time ago,
and it's about time you took it out and dusted it!

Hi- I'm APB.
I live in Sweden but I am not Swedish.
APB is simply my initials and not All Points
Bulletin or Anti-Piracy Bureau.

APB has no affiliation to any police force or
the afore-mentioned organisation.

Musically, APB is horrifically prolific, or, prolifically horrific - either way, it's hard to say.

WARNING: do not attempt to repeat the above without first ensuring one's dentures are securely fastened with polygrip- you know who you are ...

Age: APB's age corresponds with the number of edits used to get the previous bit correct.

APB also tries desperately to resist doing parodies of his own material- mainly winning due to a fear of long legal battles with himself.

Habits: chewing gum - and song titles which are dangerous to get mixed up with each other, like, "Phil Roman's Letting Off" or simply "Letting off".

Swedish version follows (translated):

Hi I'm APB,
Unfortunately, I am not home just now but
leave your message after the tone, thanks.
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Uploaded: May 03, 2006 - 04:18:02 PM
Last Updated: Nov 03, 2006 - 08:41:47 AM Last Played: Jan 04, 2015 - 11:10:48 PM
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Comments
perceptualvortex said 4128 days ago (May 4th, 2006)
Bio
as read by an opium smoking colossus. Well, I'm glad it's not 'All Points Bulletin', which was my original guess. Interesting work here. Don't know what to suggest, except that I pictured the colossus taking a stroll through a murky swamp while speaking... so maybe giant, slow, sloshy footsteps in the background? Heheh, maybe it's just right as is, too.
Check out my latest song called Mercury (RPM 6)
apb said 4118 days ago (May 14th, 2006)
Bio
... I wanted a walking in a squidgy, squashy swamp sound and some ambient
'bayou' background noise but .. sadly, Ronco let me down .. and well I
didn't want to spend too much effort on this really to be honest - just a quick
gag - if I manage a grin, I'm happy.

---
"horrifically prolific or prolifically horrific - either way, it's hard to say"
"I went from A to B once, didn't like it much, so I went back to A"
Check out my latest song called Stowaway
musichead said 4119 days ago (May 14th, 2006)
Swamp
cool idea...I wish I could come up with stuff like that. Id put things like
this at the start of songs ,,or as a short stop in the middle of the song
Check out my latest song called slow exit
apb said 4118 days ago (May 14th, 2006)
Swamp
Thanks!

.. it was a good way to see how many curious people there was about ... ;oD
and thanks for the vote! It was unexpected - I missed the disable voting toggle.

Maybe more people will do some musical or 'proper' talky bio's or just for fun
bio's- or ... then again, maybe not ...

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"horrifically prolific or prolifically horrific - either way, it's hard to say"
"I went from A to B once, didn't like it much, so I went back to A"
Check out my latest song called Stowaway
mandolinquent said 4108 days ago (May 24th, 2006)
Did that Ronco album
...really include the sounds of "letting off"? Now there's a phrase I
haven't heard for years.

"APB also tries desperately to resist doing parodies of his own
material- mainly winning due to a fear of long legal battles with
himself."

Heheheh. Lovely.

Check out my latest song called Fair Jenny's Jig and Matthew Briggs
apb said 4108 days ago (May 24th, 2006)
Did that Ronco album
.. it did .. that's a sample *honest* .. in fact Ronco had a variety to choose
from .. now what on earth possessed me to buy such a CD I'll never know .. but
I'm glad I did, and I finally found some er, .. use for it!





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"horrifically prolific or prolifically horrific - either way, it's hard to say"
"I went from A to B once, didn't like it much, so I went back to A"
Check out my latest song called Stowaway
Wildcat said 4008 days ago (September 1st, 2006)
Now i know...
Now i know who you are. It seems you are APB.
I am happy that i listened to that not before going to sleep.
Otherwise i would get a nightmare from that strange voice.
Horrible funny!

Check out my latest song called WorkInProgress2
jamorama said 3791 days ago (April 6th, 2007)
Dave, Dave, please Dave
The voice of HAL!

Cool idea -- makes me want to do a Chipmunks song!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, just kidding!

-steve
Check out my latest song called Longing - with SISTERS - from a SinJams solo
said 3779 days ago (April 18th, 2007)
: ) Hey !
Tack for denna KUL att lyssna p & hra Din Rost ! Men,,,, vad star intialerna for ? Ja alskar parodi & comik : ) : )

TACK APB
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