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joanna posted a song called "I Can't Play the Ukulele" ... http://www.macjams.com/song/20541

this is my response!!

original lyrics by: Gus Kahn
music borrowed from Walter Donaldson
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Comments: 35
Fans: 4
Plays: 281
Downloads: 144

Uploaded: May 08, 2006 - 05:16:13 AM
Last Updated: May 08, 2006 - 05:07:44 AM Last Played: Jan 28, 2017 - 10:13:41 AM
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Hardware:
minnie - the mac-mini
snowball - the microphone
the couch guitar
the orange kazoo
Software:
gb
Comments
drakonis said 4035 days ago (May 8th, 2006)
Bwahaha!
It is so nice to live in a world where the intercontinental ballistic arms
race is is between ukes and kazoos! And Caroline... that kazoo photo
looks an awful lot like the old multicolored-spinning iMac
commercials... are those iZoos? Was your artwork influenced by
"somebody" sending you those funny iMac spoof commercials?

Nice return volley! Although, it is a bit startling to switch from
listening to the Well-tempered Clavier to this bad-tempered Ukelele.
On a scale of 1 to 10, this is on a scale of its own!

ttfn,
Drakonis
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caroline said 4035 days ago (May 8th, 2006)
Bwahaha!
trust a dragon to mention scale!! i know!! we miss that classy clavi i can tell you. s'even worst drak - that's not a uke - s'my guitar with the capo on the 7th fret and i hadn't played it since lee moved in four months ago!! ouch!! i wonder if lee misses my cooking yet?!!! xoxox

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DeputyDoofy said 4035 days ago (May 8th, 2006)
Well
That was quite fun. :) Think I'll go listen to Joanna's version. Free advertising. lol
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caroline said 4035 days ago (May 8th, 2006)
Well
yeah - get over there!! what were you thinking listening to them in the wrong order?!!! mwah! thank you for coming by - glad you liked it


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said 4035 days ago (May 8th, 2006)
Fun
This really lightened my day and made me laugh. I hope you wanted
laughter becaues when the kazoo comes in, it is really good! Thanks for
that. Have fun and God Bless.!
caroline said 4035 days ago (May 8th, 2006)
Fun
hello jonathan - welcome to macjams! i 'spect you are getting a feel for the wide range of genres by now!! thank you for coming over to listen - glad it gave you a laugh, that was the objective - g'd bless you too

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
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thoddi said 4035 days ago (May 8th, 2006)
a dedicated macjammer
You have a clear position as the pink and fluffy macjammer, but also a a macjammer that contributes quite a bit to this community. We haven't chatted much but I've noticed how enthusiastic you attend to the forums, chat and comments on songs. I bow in awe for that:)

The kazoo is your trademark and now you show new talent with that great ukulele...or was it the couch guitar?

Good one:)
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caroline said 4034 days ago (May 9th, 2006)
a dedicated macjammer
thank you thoddi - is a dedicated macjammer a good thing we ask ourselves?? lol!

no, not a uke!! couch guitar and capo on the 7th fret!! see you soonest xox

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
Check out my latest song called i'm a reunion maid MJRF 2010
urbnite said 4035 days ago (May 8th, 2006)
:)
you guys are nutty.

i need to get me a ukulele and a kazoo and continue this musical warfare.
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caroline said 4034 days ago (May 9th, 2006)
:)
you grab your instruments darren and let battle commence!!

thank you for popping by xox

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
Check out my latest song called i'm a reunion maid MJRF 2010
screamalexz said 4035 days ago (May 8th, 2006)
kazoo
hehe return of the kazoo aww you sent me your uke that's why you don't have one. the bear has fun again woohoo.
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caroline said 4034 days ago (May 9th, 2006)
kazoo
and you were most welcome to it - nice to see you pottering about at mj again my dear - thank you for dropping by xoxox

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
Check out my latest song called i'm a reunion maid MJRF 2010
screamalexz said 4034 days ago (May 9th, 2006)
kazoo
yes, i had to return eventually as i always do. you must record a track with me with kazoo when you visit, i should have a better set up for recording when you come see me :) and since we regularily talk im always sort of connected to mj cuz you send me songs which bring me back :)

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Robert Smith lied, boys do cry
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Joanna said 4035 days ago (May 8th, 2006)
Riposte!
I had the pleasure of listening to this artistic endeavor while Skyping
with Caroline and Rebsie. Caroline, you have laid down the gauntlet
now. Answering my ukulele silliness with Kazooligy! I must dig deep
and find the perfect response to this wonderful twist on an old melody.

This shall not go unanswered! Huzzah!
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caroline said 4034 days ago (May 9th, 2006)
Riposte!
as my dear friend cameron says ... 'anticipation is making me wait'!!!

oooh - excitement!!!! xoxox

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
Check out my latest song called i'm a reunion maid MJRF 2010
gwhoose said 4035 days ago (May 9th, 2006)
kazoos are not all the same.
I have noticed that English kazoos lack the tinnieness of American
kazoos. at least the ones I remember. we used to have a kazoo band
when I was a lot younger. wonder if japanese kazoos are woody?
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caroline said 4034 days ago (May 9th, 2006)
kazoos are not all the same.
now you've got me thinking ... would italian ones be made of pasta, ones from turkey made of meat? gold coast, ivory coast, brazil, chile?? hmm - thank you for coming by greg - i'm off to have a lie down in a darkened room! xox

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
Check out my latest song called i'm a reunion maid MJRF 2010
said 4034 days ago (May 9th, 2006)
LOL
I'll just free associate since I can't put together a full sentence (this is my
4th attempt to write something) - marx brothers vaudeville wc fields WW I
laughs many laughs.
caroline said 4034 days ago (May 10th, 2006)
LOL
fun, friendship, playing, happy, delighted, thank you xox

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
Check out my latest song called i'm a reunion maid MJRF 2010
said 4034 days ago (May 10th, 2006)
I love you
You are so fun and LOVELY...I dig this alot my sweet caro.
Thanks for sharo this....hehe you are amasing.

Sincerely Yours
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Kenta
caroline said 4034 days ago (May 10th, 2006)
I love you
aww kenta - thank you for bounding over in one leap - it's always a delight to see you - thank you xoxox

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
Check out my latest song called i'm a reunion maid MJRF 2010
said 4034 days ago (May 10th, 2006)
I love you
Home and wait for me ma by...I hope she is..I know she is.
LOVE IS TRUE AND I LOVE YOU AND ALL I KNOW AND FEEL FORE.

Take care my friend I do and I LOVE YOU.
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Kenta

PS: Don't tell hm.. my bird.
said 4029 days ago (May 14th, 2006)
Pink and fluffy?....yes quite.!
Lurved it, your songs always put a big smile on my face.

Im jealous of Joanna and Im of to see what she sounds like, thank you
very much!
said 4029 days ago (May 14th, 2006)
Pink and fluffy?....yes quite.!
Lurved it, your songs always put a big smile on my face.

Im jealous of Joanna and Im of to see what she sounds like, thank you
very much!
caroline said 4022 days ago (May 21st, 2006)
Pink and fluffy?....yes quite.!
awww - and you put a smile on mine just by popping by - don't stay a stranger now ;) xoxox

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
Check out my latest song called i'm a reunion maid MJRF 2010
jie said 4024 days ago (May 19th, 2006)
yes sir carolines my baby
Great to hear the return of the GAZOO a very under rated instrument.I think we should lobby Parliament to have it re established, we use one on a couple of our songs. Well done again Caroline loved it. ps your ukulele playing is not bad also. Cheery
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caroline said 4022 days ago (May 21st, 2006)
yes sir carolines my baby
yeah and to say nothing of the bagpipes!!! ty for whisking over to listen and comment - och ay the noo!! xoxox

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
Check out my latest song called i'm a reunion maid MJRF 2010
Komrade K said 4023 days ago (May 20th, 2006)
Nuke-ulele!
Finest Kazoo playing I've heard since my father took me to see the
Queen's Own Highland Regiment Kazoo marching band when I was in
short trousers. At least I think they were playing kazoos - I couldn't see
any, apparently they were concealed up the kilts.

KK
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caroline said 4022 days ago (May 21st, 2006)
Nuke-ulele!
hello martyn - i was reading sporran peace when i noticed you had surfaced!!! pffft!! you do go on pet but you ARE funny!! thank you for speading it around xoxox

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
Check out my latest song called i'm a reunion maid MJRF 2010
apb said 4015 days ago (May 29th, 2006)
lmao

that guitar does sound like a ukelele .. how on earth did you do that?

Good, sound performance all round.. have you ever considered
playing a saw with a violin bow?

All's fair in love, sporran peace ..
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caroline said 4015 days ago (May 29th, 2006)
lmao
i thought you were poorly!!!! hahaha!! sound of the uke - easy - put the capo on the 7th fret and play til yer fingers bleed!!! glad you liked it twinkle - laters xoxxo

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
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ClifarQ said 4006 days ago (June 6th, 2006)
Lusty kazoo!!!
Caroline, m'dear, I'm looking for "Buskers" music and since you're in the
neighborhood I bet you know the medium. I'm especially seeking a tune
called "Any Old Iron," which I first heard at my mothers knee and many
other hairy joints since. Can help?
Thank you from the heart of my bottom,
ClifarQ
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caroline said 4006 days ago (June 6th, 2006)
Lusty kazoo!!!
words and chords on their way via email!!!

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Spring is sprung, the grass is riz - i wonder where the birdies is?
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The Composer said 3953 days ago (July 29th, 2006)
Caroline
You brits really are loony arn't you? I was fearing the kazoo when I saw
the picture, but that still didn't quite prepare me for what was to come.

Did I mention you're a loony? Well... you're a loony Caroline. :P
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caroline said 3950 days ago (August 2nd, 2006)
Caroline
and proud to be so!!!! have you seen the alternatives?? lol xoxoxo

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summertime and the livin' is eeeasy....
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