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I Never Made Love To An Asian Woman by dapickle [Email]
Genre: Soul

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SONG STATS:
Hits: 1972
Comments: 3
Votes: 2
Plays: 547
Last Played: Nov 01, 2008 - 11:18:18 PM
Downloads: 46
Fans: 1
Uploaded: Jun 07, 2006 - 03:18:20 PM
Last Updated: Jun 07, 2006 - 10:29:49 PM



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Keywords:
asian (15)woman (25)bone (1)alone (37)love (978)eyes (19)bagels (2)
Description:
Originally, this was just going to be a silly little song between Oats and I. But, no- it became much bigger than that.

Oats: wrote the lyrics and sung
Me: originally did the instrumental
Isaac: re-did the piano
Greg: mixed, pimped out, and did everything else

It's kind of rascist, but we don't mean any of it. Sorry in advance! Comments are much appreciated...

Lyrics:
Yes I've made love to an African,
And a Caucasian, yes indeed,
No matter the ethnicity,
I always do it with heed,
But no matter how much I bone,
I will always feel alone,
Because I never made love to an Asian woman.

I never made love to an Asian woman,
I never made love to an Asian woman.

And when I finally do,
It will be the best I ever had,
Strawberries and chocolate fro the grocery store- not bad.
And when it's all over,
And done,
I will feel #1
Because I never made love to an Asian woman

I never made love to an Asian woman,
I never made love to an Asian woman.

What's the reason for singing this?
I will tell you why.
It's that thin,
Slanted lashy thing those Asians call an eye.
But the singing won't be true,
Unless I finally get through.
Beecause I never made love to an Asian woman.

I never made love to an Asian woman,
I never made love to an Asian woman.
I never made love to an Asian woman,
I never made love to an Asian woman.


Hardware:
iMac G5, big ol' mic, M-Audio thang

Software:
Garageband 2
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WOW &mdash 06/07/06 - 05:03:56 PM
that song was........ how do i put it..........weird and rasist
U GUYS SHOULD BE ASHIAMED naw im kidding it pretty funny

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WOW &mdash 06/07/06 - 05:03:59 PM
that song was........ how do i put it..........weird and rasist
U GUYS SHOULD BE ASHIAMED naw im kidding it pretty funny

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Whoa &mdash 06/07/06 - 10:23:58 PM
After checking out your "fiber" song, I wasn't expecting something this
"polished". This is right along the same lines as some of my songs.
Check out "Smelly Tuna", or check out my wife's "poopy pants", or my
alter ego GnuYouSir's "Wipe Your Feet at the Door". All were attempts to
do ridiculous songs in a very serious tone.

The singing is great. A great ease to it. Hope to hear some more from
Oats. And yeah, a lot of fun nice things here.

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