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When the powerful have no substance but still lord it over others.
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Lyrics
Young Jedi you are smart
You have come from the best of colleges
But beware of them
Beware of the Emperor and Vader
They know how to use the power of the farce!
The Emperor uses it for absolute power
And his side kick Darcy Vader, the farce is stong in her
Its strong from her many years of training at the middle level
Where the farce is very, very strong
Don't think your logic and reason will save you
The farce is much stronger
You must learn how the farce to survive in the infinite campus
But beware of the DUMB SIDE
But great Yoda how will know the Emperor and Vader when I encounter them?
You can tell the Emperor from his clothes, or should I say his lack of clothes
And Darcy, well Darcy will always be saying Yes to him
HIDE, HIDE young Jedi
Here they come!
Hey Darcy have you cut out any classes today?
You know being the Emperor of the infinite campus its really a lot of fun
You know its so much fun I want to throw a fish. Yea, throwing 'em a fish
Well Emperor I'll tell ya what I'm cutting those classes left and right
They are not going to get away with those little ten kid classes anymore
Not if I have anything to do with it
Well, good job Darcy but I'll tell ya what
Why are you talking so funny these days?
Well you know I just salivate
When I feel all this power
I love it!
I love putting all your servants to work
Yes we must make them all Lead the way!
That's right Leading the way!
Hey Darcy what do you think of my new clothes?
They're really comfortable
And they're so light
I can hardly feel them at all!
Well Emperor all I can say is you better be sure to wear lots of sun screen
So we can all feel the power of the Dumb side!
Yes, that's right, I am the Emperor, the supreme Emperor of the infinite campus
Long, long live the dumb side
Yes, the DUMB SIDE!!!
You have come from the best of colleges
But beware of them
Beware of the Emperor and Vader
They know how to use the power of the farce!
The Emperor uses it for absolute power
And his side kick Darcy Vader, the farce is stong in her
Its strong from her many years of training at the middle level
Where the farce is very, very strong
Don't think your logic and reason will save you
The farce is much stronger
You must learn how the farce to survive in the infinite campus
But beware of the DUMB SIDE
But great Yoda how will know the Emperor and Vader when I encounter them?
You can tell the Emperor from his clothes, or should I say his lack of clothes
And Darcy, well Darcy will always be saying Yes to him
HIDE, HIDE young Jedi
Here they come!
Hey Darcy have you cut out any classes today?
You know being the Emperor of the infinite campus its really a lot of fun
You know its so much fun I want to throw a fish. Yea, throwing 'em a fish
Well Emperor I'll tell ya what I'm cutting those classes left and right
They are not going to get away with those little ten kid classes anymore
Not if I have anything to do with it
Well, good job Darcy but I'll tell ya what
Why are you talking so funny these days?
Well you know I just salivate
When I feel all this power
I love it!
I love putting all your servants to work
Yes we must make them all Lead the way!
That's right Leading the way!
Hey Darcy what do you think of my new clothes?
They're really comfortable
And they're so light
I can hardly feel them at all!
Well Emperor all I can say is you better be sure to wear lots of sun screen
So we can all feel the power of the Dumb side!
Yes, that's right, I am the Emperor, the supreme Emperor of the infinite campus
Long, long live the dumb side
Yes, the DUMB SIDE!!!
The vocals left me wondering what happened to Captain Beefheart.
I then checked the description to see if you had special guest Ikhabod
Pain on vocals.
This is very funny - thank you for sharing this.
Yes, the DUMB SiDE is very powerful.