My Pool Boy Has a PHD by Davis Gloff [Email]
Genre: Comedy-Satire-Parody
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comedy (66), satire (17), politics (34), middle class (1), ()
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The ultimate result of the war on the Middle class. An education won't help. At least the SONG is funny, even if the suituation isn'tLyrics:
In the world of common phrases that pop into your mindOne heard from early days is Good help is hard to find But now things are more healthy and I think you will find that if you're really wealthy You can ease your troubled mind My Pool Boy has a P.H. deeeeee My Pool Boy has a P.H. deeeeee he wanted to do AIDS Research but Dubyah left him in the lurch and now my pool's as clean as it can beee... My hat's off to the Bush Regime and I feel like the cat who got the cream we've got the finest work force of the age... and all we do is pay 'em no benefits and minimun wage My Neighbor went to M.I.T. He got an engineering degree and now he wears a paper hat and asks "Do you want fries with that?" but unemployment's down as you can see! we've learned a lesson you can bet your britches an education means just two things "Smarter students, straighter ditches!" Don't dream that you've got a shot or that you're needed, 'cause you're not And just forget your four point oh the nephew of the CEO just dropped out and he wants your spot! Hardware:
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John Q. Nerd gets his Master's Degree from the MIT Laboratory for Computer Science here in Technology Square and spends two months looking for a job. Unfortunately, DEC is laying people off and Wang went bankrupt. He's running low on rent money so he decides to work in the Central Square McDonald's on weekends and look for a job during the week.
After John hands in an employment application, the manager tells that he isn't qualified. "Not qualified!?! I've got a Master's degree in computer science from MIT!" says John. The McDonald's manager replies, "I'm sorry, but all of our computer scientists have PhDs."
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