Dear Bill by Davis Gloff [Email]
Genre: Comedy-Satire-Parody
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comedy (66), politics (34), Bill Clinton (1), doo wop (2)
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A doo wop song askng Bill Clinton to come back. At least the person HE screwed consented. We had jobs, there was no war.. It says we'll even line up girls for him Lyrics:
SPOKEN:Bill Clinton, you were naughty and our noses got all blue and Bill, when you had monica, They said that you were through! But there were jobs, there was no war and we were in the black We don't care who your girlfriends were, Oh bill, we want you back!!! SUNG: Dear Bill: Oh Bill, we just couldn't see How good we had it during your presidency And sure you lied but nobody died You didn't rob, folks had a job How bad could it be? Dear Bill We know that nothing atones For your impeachment by those republican clones But now you're gone and this Bush moron Is such a curse and so much worse than your raging hormones When you were in charge we were on our games And proud of what we were becoming With jobs, peace and progress our middle names The country and Monica humming The guy who's in charge now is such a fool The zealots and neo cons lead him He makes us an object of ridicule Hey, where is Ken Starr when we need him? Bill please forgive us Come back and ease all our pain Bring all the troops home and get us working again We're all adults. We just want results Date who you please no guarantees, just don't leave a stain We're standing right here with our arms open wide. A broke weary country awaits We couldn't care less who you do on the side, Hell, we'll even line up your dates! Davis Hardware:
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people getting killed over there. For over a year in Viet Nam I was
stationed there during the war, so I know what it means to fight for
your country. Even Cher, is providing safer helmets because our
military is not protecting those young kids. Sure, they can drop
millions of bombs and spend tons of billions, but why not protection
first?
I get a little tired of very talented people like your self not receiving
enough time to at least give a comment to your very talented writing.
You'll find there is a lot of christians here, which I am one of, are too
scared to post because some of your subject material is a bit of a
stretch for them.
But let me say this, it's true. I would rather have Clinton back cause I
think that he was a better president. He had some useful smarts, he
didn't have to tag on to his fathers coatails to get into the Whitehouse!
Your very talented Davis.
Again, what an MJ tradgedy, your not even getting any posts. You are
truly one of the most talented comedy writers here at MJ, maybe the
best. So dont forget that, I hope you don't. I can't remember the guys
name but I remember there was a dark haired with glasses guy that
stood at the piano and belted out incredible politcal satire tunes. And
he was brillian, sorry I can't remember his name right now. But you
remind me of him.
Best of luck to you.
Again, this is another example of a very, incredibly very talent comedy
wirter getting very little attention here at Mjams.
Were is the justice?
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