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A very silly song. The bad one-handed piano-playing was done on purpose (think of the theme of the song, and you will understand why). Just a bit of fun for a Saturday night.
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Lyrics
Well I cut my flocking finger with a knife
I cut my flocking finger with a knife
I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
Yes I cut my flocking finger with a knife
I used to play piano like a pro
You'd hear me playing everywhere you'd go
But I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
Still I used to play piano like a pro
I used to play viola like a dream
Made all the little groupies sigh and scream
But I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
Yet I used to play viola like a dream
I used to play the cello and the bass
When I played you'd see the joy on every face
But I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
Oh, I used to play the cello and the bass
It ain't easy to be me
I used to be
A flocking orchestra all to myself
But now that's gone
It feels so wrong
All because I had hankering for some tea
And a salad actually, cutting up some carrots I was
I used to play percussion, doubt me not
Rat a tat a tat a tat a dum de dot
But I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
See, I used to play percussion, doubt me not
I used to play the violin it's true
No one who ever heard me could be blue
But I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
Oh, I used to play the violin it's true
I used to play so many things so well
For such talent to be wasted's surely hell
But I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
Lord, I used to play so many things so well
I cut my flocking finger with a knife
I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
Yes I cut my flocking finger with a knife
I used to play piano like a pro
You'd hear me playing everywhere you'd go
But I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
Still I used to play piano like a pro
I used to play viola like a dream
Made all the little groupies sigh and scream
But I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
Yet I used to play viola like a dream
I used to play the cello and the bass
When I played you'd see the joy on every face
But I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
Oh, I used to play the cello and the bass
It ain't easy to be me
I used to be
A flocking orchestra all to myself
But now that's gone
It feels so wrong
All because I had hankering for some tea
And a salad actually, cutting up some carrots I was
I used to play percussion, doubt me not
Rat a tat a tat a tat a dum de dot
But I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
See, I used to play percussion, doubt me not
I used to play the violin it's true
No one who ever heard me could be blue
But I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
Oh, I used to play the violin it's true
I used to play so many things so well
For such talent to be wasted's surely hell
But I cut my flocking finger and now I am just a singer
Lord, I used to play so many things so well
FEEL
When I cut my flocking finger and then try to play the guitar... I have a
hard time playing the Dang thang anyway... This is really funny!!! Thanks
for making me laugh.