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A Christmas song for all the white trash like me, trying to enjoy the holidays. Merry Christmas. Got some spare change, man?
Lyrics:
Julianna checked out last night,
zipped up tigh in a body bag,
She won't be my chess partner anymore. She won't hassle the night man,
thats for sure.
The bouncer is pounding on a junkie,
and apologising at the same time.
The Junky accepts, and manages a smile
He still feels pain, therefore he knows he still alive.
This hotel is a flea bag,
and a fire trap.
And nobody gives a damn.
Won't you smile, all of you losers
And with our 10,000 little friends
Looks like we're gonna have ourselves a cockroach Christmas again
There a Santa Claus in the beverage room,
and he spoiling for a fight
He never really liked children,
and now he hates his wife
Three hookers is singing Ho Ho Ho , Santa what you got for us tonight.
I've got five failed marriages, I got a foreclosure on my back
I got 200 bucks worth of cocaine, I gotta pay 2,000 of it back,
Man, I got one bad attitude and if you don't want to fight
Get outta my way, I got a sleigh to drive tonight.
Repeat the chourus, download, and teach it to your entire family. It will be a hit at the X-mas party. I promise. wal
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Tie me down... &mdash 08/28/06 - 07:09:22 AM
...or else I'm on my feet applauding. So funny, so well done. Most
excellent performance of a holiday spectacular. Could be one of the
best early presents ever given. [ Reply to This ]
I miss holidays &mdash 08/28/06 - 12:27:36 PM
thanx for your xmas pudding, I have now a present for all my holidays friends :-) [ Reply to This ]
Shades Of Don Marquis &mdash 08/30/06 - 05:14:26 AM
Puts me in mind of Archy and Mehitabel. Warped fun. Merry Christmas. [ Reply to This ]
Shades Of Don Marquis &mdash 08/30/06 - 05:14:35 AM
Puts me in mind of Archy and Mehitabel. Warped fun. Merry Christmas. [ Reply to This ]
A Tom Waits Christmas &mdash 08/30/06 - 05:48:39 AM
Cool and creepy! &mdash 08/31/06 - 02:43:06 AM
Cool and creepy little number here Wal - it will be the first track on this
year's Xmas album at our place. Love the music and your sense of
humour - your years of pro playing shows clear and bright.
Excellent - btw, you let the lady go ...... right?
Neil [ Reply to This ]
super good &mdash 08/31/06 - 10:26:08 PM
classic lyric, the best vocal I have heard, thank you for sharing this
beautiful gem [ Reply to This ]
Great! &mdash 09/01/06 - 07:11:13 AM
Awesome vocal stylings over some very original lyrics. Always fills me with wonder to here story-telling lyrics like those that seem like the came out of nowhere but had to be told. [ Reply to This ]
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excellent performance of a holiday spectacular. Could be one of the
best early presents ever given.
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