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BIZARRE CORNER [Explicit] by DOCTORBIZARRE [Email]

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Uploaded: Aug 27, 2006 - 09:28:54 PM
Last Updated: Sep 04, 2008 - 12:35:31 PM



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DR. BIZARRE: Answering machine

JAKE SAMSON: message

TIME: 5:46

A disturbing student named Roosevelt "Jake Samson" Gomez called my answering machine inquiring about guitar lessons. I took him in right away and he seems to be learning quite well under the circumstances? Cover art by MIllustrations AKA Dr. Bizarre. Please leave comments and insults below.


(c) Dr. Bizarre Music

Lyrics:
Listen!

Hardware:
Answering machine, M-Audio mic, Behrinnger preamp

Software:
Garageband
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1-888 horney melon &mdash 08/27/06 - 09:37:09 PM
Dude sorry i got cut off what was i telling you this time...my guitar is
busted and the foxes have chew a whole into the middle of the guitar..
What was this dud smokin?

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1-888 horney melon &mdash 08/27/06 - 09:37:13 PM
Dude sorry i got cut off what was i telling you this time...my guitar is
busted and the foxes have chew a whole into the middle of the guitar..
What was this dud smokin?

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MAD &mdash 08/27/06 - 10:15:21 PM
PURE GENIOUS! WE WILL EAT HIM!

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needs a video ! &mdash 08/28/06 - 07:16:31 PM
Like that chick silly thang.

Need a rewind button on this one

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Have I heard this before? &mdash 09/05/06 - 12:33:22 PM
A long time ago you posted a phone call from a prospective student. Is
this the same one? I think so. A hoot then, a hoot now.

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Bizarre &mdash 09/06/06 - 03:53:51 AM
This is so Bizarre...He should visit a Doctor.


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Yes! &mdash 10/11/06 - 04:10:36 PM
I just blew my brain out through smoke and this audio
i need to know all the details here, gaddmnit get Gomez back on the line!

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HAW! &mdash 10/25/06 - 05:16:52 PM
What a strange planet we dwell on! Normally I don't listen to pieces
labelled EXPLICIT but I'm glad I made an exception here. What a howler!
Thanks for sharing!

Be well!

PS---Telephone lessons might be in order as well as Guitar lessons!

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WTF! &mdash 10/29/06 - 11:45:12 PM
'hey dude'...what was he doing in the briar patch with the guitar -hhmmm?




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This guy is genius.... &mdash 12/03/06 - 09:51:12 PM
a stand up comic ala Steven Wright soon to be a guitarist of the first order (hopefully)... what a mix!

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haha nice &mdash 12/17/06 - 07:54:28 PM
ahaha i love people like this in the world that just have no idea whats going on. Theyre fun to mess with. ahaha im calling that phone number. very solid.

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that explains the name &mdash 12/26/06 - 05:40:57 PM
BiZarro... how much do you spend on therapy

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oh god... &mdash 01/18/07 - 12:40:19 AM
One word: ROFL

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warped &mdash 02/23/07 - 12:28:31 AM
very warped.....you were right Biz....my kinda thing indeed

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! &mdash 03/07/07 - 04:50:08 PM
This is THE GREATEST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKYOU DOC !

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