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DR. BIZARRE: Answering machine

JAKE SAMSON: message

TIME: 5:46

A disturbing student named Roosevelt "Jake Samson" Gomez called my answering machine inquiring about guitar lessons. I took him in right away and he seems to be learning quite well under the circumstances? Cover art by MIllustrations AKA Dr. Bizarre. Please leave comments and insults below.

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Hits: 1315
Comments: 15
Fans: 2
Plays: 233
Downloads: 43
Votes: 17
Uploaded: Aug 27, 2006 - 09:28:54 PM
Last Updated: Sep 04, 2008 - 12:35:31 PM Last Played: Oct 14, 2009 - 12:42:34 AM

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Song Actions

Hardware:

Answering machine, M-Audio mic, Behrinnger preamp

Software:

Garageband

Comments

	said 1185 days ago (August 27th, 2006)
	1-888 horney melon Dude sorry i got cut off what was i telling you this time...my guitar is busted and the foxes have chew a whole into the middle of the guitar.. What was this dud smokin?

	said 1185 days ago (August 27th, 2006)
	1-888 horney melon Dude sorry i got cut off what was i telling you this time...my guitar is busted and the foxes have chew a whole into the middle of the guitar.. What was this dud smokin?

PLETHORA	PLETHORA said 1185 days ago (August 27th, 2006)
	MAD PURE GENIOUS! WE WILL EAT HIM!

	said 1185 days ago (August 28th, 2006)
	needs a video ! Like that chick silly thang. Need a rewind button on this one

	said 1177 days ago (September 5th, 2006)
	Have I heard this before? A long time ago you posted a phone call from a prospective student. Is this the same one? I think so. A hoot then, a hoot now.

Wildcat	Wildcat said 1176 days ago (September 6th, 2006)
	Bizarre This is so Bizarre...He should visit a Doctor. Check out my latest song called Somewhere in No Man´s Land

	said 1141 days ago (October 11th, 2006)
	Yes! I just blew my brain out through smoke and this audio i need to know all the details here, gaddmnit get Gomez back on the line!

	said 1127 days ago (October 25th, 2006)
	HAW! What a strange planet we dwell on! Normally I don't listen to pieces labelled EXPLICIT but I'm glad I made an exception here. What a howler! Thanks for sharing! Be well! PS---Telephone lessons might be in order as well as Guitar lessons!

alfalpha	alfalpha said 1122 days ago (October 29th, 2006)
	WTF! 'hey dude'...what was he doing in the briar patch with the guitar -hhmmm? Check out my latest song called Mania- w/DavisAmerica-The 'Sprout' Remix

	said 1087 days ago (December 3rd, 2006)
	This guy is genius.... a stand up comic ala Steven Wright soon to be a guitarist of the first order (hopefully)... what a mix!

DJ_Veit	DJ_Veit said 1073 days ago (December 17th, 2006)
	haha nice ahaha i love people like this in the world that just have no idea whats going on. Theyre fun to mess with. ahaha im calling that phone number. very solid. Check out my latest song called Distant Dubs

Scott Carmichael	Scott Carmichael said 1065 days ago (December 26th, 2006)
	that explains the name BiZarro... how much do you spend on therapy Check out my latest song called Good Morning

dapickle	dapickle said 1042 days ago (January 18th, 2007)
	oh god... One word: ROFL Check out my latest song called Same As Today

burlesquirrel	burlesquirrel said 1006 days ago (February 23rd, 2007)
	warped very warped.....you were right Biz....my kinda thing indeed Check out my latest song called Farm Animal Lover

	said 994 days ago (March 7th, 2007)
	LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! This is THE GREATEST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKYOU DOC !

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Doctor Bizarre is an independent musician and guitar virtuoso with a flare for a unique sound that is imaginative, colorful and eccentric. Blessed with an agile mind Bizarre embraces astoundingly diverse styles of music. Experimentalism is his m... [see more]

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