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Uploaded: Sep 02, 2006 - 10:11:10 PM
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Description:
This is a short parody of 2 hip hop songs-My Humps and London Bridge. My daughter Laurena graciously agreed to do the speaking part, with aplogies to Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas.

Lyrics:
Oh, spit…oh, spit…oh, spit…

Are you ready for this? OH! Hey, what’s up, Reina baby??

What you gonna do with all that junk
Shoved in the closet and under the bunk?
What you gonna do with all that mess?
I’ll tell you straight- I can do no less

Clean the house--- Clean the house

How come every time you come around
You turn my floor from white to muddy brown?
Now I wish you didn’t wear those shoes
You give me the cleanin lady blues

Clean the house--- Clean the house

When I come to your crib, step aside
Pop the seal on the 4-0-9
4-2-0 ?? No, I said 4-0-9
And we’ll clean your crib in a very short time

Clean the house--- Clean your house

All my girls get down on the floor
And scrub those tiles until they glow
A hip-hop song will make time fly
If Fergie Ferg can write one, so can I

Clean the house--- Clean the house


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Hip-hop to da top, with the mop! &mdash 09/02/06 - 11:16:07 PM
This is classic classic Roxylee, I love it! You have always been gifted at
coming up with parody lyrics, and now you can show off your talent with
music, and you even got the famous "Missy L" to rap along (she threw
those lines out wonderfully too...) hmm... are you going to have to get
her her own computer and Macjams account soon? Great stuff... my only
complaint is there's not enough Roxylee singing in it... guess we'll have to
wait for the next one :-) Definitely made the dragon smirk!
ttfn,
Drakonis

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This will be... &mdash 09/03/06 - 11:45:15 AM
my new cleaning the house song. This is funny .
You did both great with it.
I shall play that loud to my daughter. I hope she understands the message
of this song.

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funny &mdash 09/03/06 - 01:15:06 PM
very funny....this is a very fun listen....my daughter and I got a kick out of
this.....right on....now get cleaning already.....peace

Ian and Anastasia Baird

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I'll do it ! I will .. &mdash 09/03/06 - 06:10:03 PM

LMAO!

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I am envisioning you... &mdash 09/05/06 - 12:13:13 PM
bopping around your house, 409 in one hand, apron on, and feather duster in the other hand, rapping and dancing as you clean, clean, clean. I smiled all the way through.
Jack

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Ha! &mdash 09/05/06 - 01:46:08 PM
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa! And furthermore...HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! Great
parody Rox. But too short. My face hurts now, and it's all your fault!


Be well!

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till it shines &mdash 09/13/06 - 05:35:50 PM
very creative, lots of fun. nice job on the rappin. the lyrics were lol

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Short, but true &mdash 09/16/06 - 09:24:44 PM
I know that music makes the work go faster - This is just the thing for
those frantic Saturday mornings!

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this is funny &mdash 09/25/06 - 09:51:37 AM
Scrub that castle, cinderella!

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Awww, do I hafta? &mdash 09/29/06 - 07:30:45 AM
<G> Thanks for listening. :-)

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I love this place!

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Thank you, everyone :-) &mdash 09/28/06 - 06:43:10 AM
This was a hoot for me. After having to listen to these songs from my
kids' radios for months, I had to do *something* to express what these
two overplayed hip hop songs were doing to my brain. Since I couldn't
find any purpose in the message, I decided to make something useful
out of it. If it helps just one person clean the house or gives them a
smile, it was worth it. :-) Laurena was great on the vocals! :-)

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You HAD to remind me! &mdash 09/29/06 - 06:40:20 AM
Clean the house . . . Oh Spit. There goes the weekend.

Lotsa fun. Thanks. You did good. I'll play it for my two girls (whose room
usually looks like I should have named them "Wilma" and "Katrina").
Maybe I'll then be able to see their floor! lol

Shalom
Tom

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Hey, Tom &mdash 09/29/06 - 07:33:36 AM
If you figure out how to make teen girls pick up their clothes off the floor, let
me know. I thought girls were neater than boys, but it ain't so. I hope your
girls get a kick out of this parody. :-)

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so cute &mdash 09/29/06 - 07:36:45 AM
good work,,,,,,,,,,,,,,get down on the floor hahahahahaha

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heehee &mdash 02/10/07 - 10:57:26 AM
This was a lot of fun to do- making fun of FergiFeerg. <G> Thanks for stopping by. :-)

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I love this place!

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the endless non-clean theme &mdash 10/06/06 - 09:42:11 PM
LOL! love it! -- thanks!

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So glad &mdash 02/10/07 - 10:59:08 AM
to have given you a laugh today, Bill. Sometimes I just get silly. :-)

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I love this place!

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fun cleanning &mdash 02/10/07 - 08:32:58 AM
great fun approach to this hiphop song!! Just keep cleaning I'll do the same!! :)

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Cleaning &mdash 02/11/07 - 08:04:49 AM
Yeah, music does help chores go faster, especially when we can singa parody of Fergie Ferg. <G> Thank you for listening. :-)

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I love this place!

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Clean The House &mdash 03/11/08 - 06:07:31 PM
ehhhh what we can call that ??? :-) hehhee

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hehheh &mdash 03/12/08 - 12:19:26 PM
We can call this Laurena and me making fun of Fergie. lol

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