Robot Milk

I. Spike

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I woke myself up laughing one morning, like I often do, and I wrote down a couple of words: "Robot Milk." I thought, what the heck is that!? And I laughed some more...

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Robot Milk

Robot Milk, Robot Milk
it's just like drinking a Robot Milk

I like to milk my robot
it makes me feel real cool
and when I milk my robot
it doesn't drink my pool

I like to milk my robot
it doesn't even care
I milk my robot's robot
so it don't eat my hair

Robot Milk, Robot Milk
it's just like drinking a Robot Milk

I'm going to milk my robot
no one can tell me no
I do it when I want to
it's all a stupid show

I milk my robot's robot
because it makes me smile
I drink the robot milk
it always tastes like bile

Robot Milk, Robot Milk
it's just like drinking a Robot Milk

Song Stats

Hits: 4857
Comments: 39
Fans: 24
Plays: 633
Downloads: 147
Votes: 21
Uploaded: Dec 01, 2006 - 05:45:22 PM
Last Updated: Dec 01, 2006 - 05:45:22 PM Last Played: Jan 27, 2010 - 09:38:59 PM

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Keywords:

robot (20), milk (2), stupid (33), smile (28), bile (1)

Comments

_nderscore	_nderscore said 1166 days ago (December 1st, 2006)
	ahhhh-so that's where you've been.. off squeezin asimo boobies! rockin yummm!! Check out my latest song called glyd

Sil-VER	Sil-VER said 1166 days ago (December 1st, 2006)
	Wow! You come back here!! I'm happy!!! :) Great song my friend... class! Thanks Silver Check out my latest song called Falling (W/I. Spike)

ktb	ktb said 1166 days ago (December 1st, 2006)
	auto happiness getting my new I. Spike new MJ track email was a smile and then the listen made me want to do the "friday is here dance" with a tall cool one of robot milk. luv the concept and the performance was electric. As always, stellar mix Check out my latest song called Orange Scream w/z293

pooey	pooey said 1166 days ago (December 1st, 2006)
	Mmmm... Now I'm not the only songwriter here that's penned a milk song. Bravo I.Spike. Production is great, the concept is unique, but then again, what else would you do? Something expected? Not likely. Loved it! -Jim Check out my latest song called Wake Up (Pooey Remix)

wurlygig	wurlygig said 1166 days ago (December 1st, 2006)
	Sick Vocals! Love the ringing last phrase in each verse. Like the cars meets skid row. Great concept. Check out my latest song called former witchcraft

Stun Nutz	Stun Nutz said 1165 days ago (December 2nd, 2006)
	!?!??!? Have you been hanging out with pooey? Love the head scratching lyrics. The song was catchy, too. Check out my latest song called Gossamer dissected

spot	spot said 1165 days ago (December 2nd, 2006)
	robo-cow i put robot milk in my coffee this morning. less cholesterol with all the flavor. don't know how those robots do it. Check out my latest song called To Be With You

breezer	breezer said 1165 days ago (December 2nd, 2006)
	Grand Mastery! What an awesome song. This has to be one of the best songs I have ever heard on MacJams! Great to have you finally give us another tune. Rock On! Check out my latest song called Found Me A Sasquatch (Night Club 2009)

I. Spike	I. Spike said 1160 days ago (December 7th, 2006)
	Damn! Coming from you that's a heck of laurel to hang around my noggin supporter. Viva la Breezer! Check out my latest song called Mighty Cracker Fly

Pie	Pie said 1165 days ago (December 2nd, 2006)
	Return of the King Long live the King. be cool, Pie Check out my latest song called Kaleidoscope (Single)

puffbob	puffbob said 1165 days ago (December 2nd, 2006)
	Feels good to Feel good!! YaaHooo....I haven't bobbed my head this much since the Beatles took over the airwaves!!! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Very clever song and well produced..........Keep up the great work....I'll be listening. PB

Mcboy	Mcboy said 1165 days ago (December 2nd, 2006)
	Great n Fun song........made my day......thanks! Check out my latest song called Bluesphemy (MJRF 2010)

	said 1165 days ago (December 2nd, 2006)
	Love it Yes this one is an hit...High score Take care Kenta

bud	bud said 1165 days ago (December 2nd, 2006)
	Great track So much intensity for so much insanity. I really love this place place and the people who hamg out here. Love the sound, lyrics, the works. The fact that you're willing to talk about this in public is impressive. What's your robot's name? Check out my latest song called Sailortown w/echoroom (MJRF 2010)

SlimGirlFat	SlimGirlFat said 1165 days ago (December 2nd, 2006)
	WOOOT! Awesome as always.. Good to see you post here again.. FAB song! Slimmie Check out my latest song called Memory ( MJRF2010) Feat Alimar+Peter Greenstone

MJG	MJG said 1165 days ago (December 2nd, 2006)
	you are... talented,why are you wastin' my time and yours with "Robot milk" good music, joke for lyrics, sorry just my humble opinion.-MJG Check out my latest song called Underneath The Sun

falzaabi	falzaabi said 1165 days ago (December 3rd, 2006)
	milk why do u drink cow milk, cow milk is 4 cow not 4 us,,,and now u r coming 2 till me u wana drink robot milk, hmmmmmm man u crazy i love the song Check out my latest song called HOW NICE

Einarus	Einarus said 1162 days ago (December 5th, 2006)
	Silly is the new classy... ...not really, but it sounds good. And so does this song! It was a great sight to see a notification email lying in my inbox. I just hope it won't be so long until the next one! -Einar S. Check out my latest song called Down the River

rovert10	rovert10 said 1162 days ago (December 5th, 2006)
	Perverse... ...and funny. Love this sort of stuff, loopy and deranged. Check out my latest song called Gears

DOCTORBIZARRE	DOCTORBIZARRE said 1162 days ago (December 5th, 2006)
	YES This is great and right up my alley! Nice production and guitar sound! Check out my latest song called STORM

ValleyPastor	ValleyPastor said 1161 days ago (December 6th, 2006)
	Reported . . . . . . to PETR ("People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots" or "People Eating Tasty Robots" depending on mood). Great whacky song! Check out my latest song called Understanding

	said 1161 days ago (December 7th, 2006)
	definite over the top caught myself laughing at the whole thought of waking up in the morning with that thought of robot milk. then the rest of the song was me trying not to laugh and enjoying it alll the way

Tiny_Man_Inside	Tiny_Man_Inside said 1160 days ago (December 7th, 2006)
	Damn you I can't get this freakin' song out of my head. Holy crap I can't get it out. Without question one of the top 5 songs EVER posted at MacJams. 10/10/9/10... which is unheard of for me... I can't get it out!!!! (and that's not bad) Mason by the way - awesome lyrics. shear genius. Check out my latest song called Left to Swing (w/ The Composer)

I. Spike	I. Spike said 1160 days ago (December 7th, 2006)
	Wow... That's some hefty compliment! Thank you very much!!! (Uh-oh, I think my head's going to explode....!) Check out my latest song called Mighty Cracker Fly

Tiny_Man_Inside	Tiny_Man_Inside said 1160 days ago (December 7th, 2006)
	awesome ok, I just listened to it like 5 more times. I'm forwarding it to all my friends, many of whom will love it. My wife thinks it's stupid though. Oh well. Mason --- <a href="http://www.macjams.com/song/25785">Let's ROCK!</a> Check out my latest song called Left to Swing (w/ The Composer)

Tiny_Man_Inside	Tiny_Man_Inside said 1159 days ago (December 8th, 2006)
	making me lose sleep So I wake up last night at 1 AM. With Robot Milk on my brain. Can't get back to sleep for like 2 hours because I can't get the song out of my head. I milk my robot's robot = AWESOME. --- Let's ROCK! Check out my latest song called Left to Swing (w/ The Composer)

racerat	racerat said 1160 days ago (December 8th, 2006)
	milky OK I have found a new idol. Spike, your production, voice musicianship and eclecticism are inspiring. Forget my earlier comment on Andy Newell (Christmas in Hell) he's a whimp anyway. I said that before I heard THIS! Check out my latest song called Echolalia (w/ sonnyjim)

Monkaton	Monkaton said 1159 days ago (December 8th, 2006)
	I'll have a glass Great song. I really like the vocals, lyrics and production. Nothing over done. You keep it straight forward and simple. Works very well. This is one of the best songs I've heard on MJ. Check out my latest song called It's Christmas Time, Happy Time

dapickle	dapickle said 1159 days ago (December 8th, 2006)
	s-s-ssweet!!! Rock-a-liscious! I think the phrase "milking the robot" is a double entendre for something... but I'm not quite sure what. Damn you for making me think! But great song. Check out my latest song called Same As Today

Scott Carmichael	Scott Carmichael said 1159 days ago (December 9th, 2006)
	OK I will go to bed now... and I will go wondering who you are!!! but I know this much... you are a huge talent... and you have a intuitive instinct for this craft Check out my latest song called Mists (MJRF2010)

time	time said 1153 days ago (December 14th, 2006)
	I think it's Cool and downloadable! Check out my latest song called How Far

MattGranz	MattGranz said 1114 days ago (January 22nd, 2007)
	Warped... ...but in a good way. Nice Weezer like quality to this pop gem. Check out my latest song called Electric Kool Aide

Slashh!

Slashh! said 1055 days ago (March 22nd, 2007)

Oh Snap!
This is amazing. I love the nonsense subject matter and simplicity of this song. And it sounds AMAZING. Especially the tone on the guitar. I'm quickly becoming a fan of the "Elvis Madonna." I could learn a lot from you. You're doing some really subtle things in your songs that I often forget. Things that give songs depth and make them sound finished. Where is that fan button?

Check out my latest song called An Echo Never Lies (LIOLI 9 Entry)

MasonAtom	MasonAtom said 1028 days ago (April 18th, 2007)
	awesome Several months later and I still can't get this out of my head. Check out my latest song called Tiny Man Inside (Read Between the Lines)

smokey bacon jnr	smokey bacon jnr said 896 days ago (August 28th, 2007)
	cool Like the bastard son of the Ramones. Excellent madness. I often wake up giggling, but it never becomes a kicking tune like this. Damn. Check out my latest song called God Help Us

	said 649 days ago (May 1st, 2008)
	Magnificent! This is great Mr. I.Spike! Such a great vocal you have and he it sounds really killer (as usual). It's great to hear your vocal going a little Rocky... still amazing. The music work is very fine... A gem! Take Care - Yeman A. Al-Rawi

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Lennon714 said 627 days ago (May 23rd, 2008)

Great
As my mom would say, "Love it to the prove it."

I heard this line "it always tastes like bile" but thought it was "it always tastes like Midol". I was a little disheartened to know that you're robot wasn't on the rag. I figure if a robot can produce milk, it's not unheard of for it to experience "woman times".

ANYWAY, great tune. I'm jealous of the production and the catchiness.

Check out my latest song called Mexico

I. Spike	I. Spike said 623 days ago (May 27th, 2008)
	Damn! That's great idea! Midol...! Obviously my brain wasn't tracking correctly because if I would have thought a bit more logically, Midol would have been a much better line! Kudos to you! (My recommendation is to keep hearing it wrong.) Check out my latest song called Mighty Cracker Fly

	Blockface said 554 days ago (August 4th, 2008)
	Fun, fun, fun Reminds one just a wee bit of Ron and Russell Mael of Sparks. Loads of fun with catchy hooks. Good job and thanks. Gonna' share this sucker with my friends. Robot Latte anyone?

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