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Robot Milk by I. Spike [Email]

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Hits: 2699
Comments: 39
Votes: 21
Plays: 531
Last Played: Aug 21, 2008 - 01:33:07 PM
Downloads: 75
Fans: 24
Uploaded: Dec 01, 2006 - 05:45:22 PM
Last Updated: Dec 01, 2006 - 05:45:22 PM



Keywords:
robot (17)milk (2)stupid (29)smile (22)bile (1)
Description:
I woke myself up laughing one morning, like I often do, and I wrote down a couple of words: "Robot Milk." I thought, what the heck is that!? And I laughed some more...

Lyrics:
Robot Milk

Robot Milk, Robot Milk
it's just like drinking a Robot Milk

I like to milk my robot
it makes me feel real cool
and when I milk my robot
it doesn't drink my pool

I like to milk my robot
it doesn't even care
I milk my robot's robot
so it don't eat my hair

Robot Milk, Robot Milk
it's just like drinking a Robot Milk

I'm going to milk my robot
no one can tell me no
I do it when I want to
it's all a stupid show

I milk my robot's robot
because it makes me smile
I drink the robot milk
it always tastes like bile

Robot Milk, Robot Milk
it's just like drinking a Robot Milk




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ahhhh-so that's where you've been.. &mdash 12/01/06 - 05:54:23 PM
off squeezin asimo boobies! rockin yummm!!

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Wow! &mdash 12/01/06 - 06:08:28 PM
You come back here!!
I'm happy!!! :)
Great song my friend... class!

Thanks
Silver


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auto happiness &mdash 12/01/06 - 07:59:18 PM
getting my new I. Spike new MJ track email was a smile and then the listen made me want to do the "friday is here dance" with a tall cool one of robot milk. luv the concept and the performance was electric.
As always, stellar mix

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Mmmm... &mdash 12/01/06 - 08:46:44 PM
Now I'm not the only songwriter here that's penned a milk song. Bravo I.Spike.

Production is great, the concept is unique, but then again, what else would you do? Something expected? Not likely.

Loved it!

-Jim

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Sick Vocals! &mdash 12/01/06 - 10:17:26 PM
Love the ringing last phrase in each verse.
Like the cars meets skid row.
Great concept.

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!?!??!? &mdash 12/02/06 - 04:29:33 AM
Have you been hanging out with pooey? Love the head scratching lyrics. The song was catchy, too.

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robo-cow &mdash 12/02/06 - 08:43:07 AM
i put robot milk in my coffee this morning. less cholesterol with all the flavor. don't know how those robots do it.

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Grand Mastery! &mdash 12/02/06 - 09:17:02 AM
What an awesome song. This has to be one of the best songs I have ever heard on MacJams! Great to have you finally give us another tune. Rock On!

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Damn! &mdash 12/07/06 - 08:04:49 PM
Coming from you that's a heck of laurel to hang around my noggin supporter.
Viva la Breezer!

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Return of the King &mdash 12/02/06 - 10:25:21 AM
Long live the King.

be cool,
Pie



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Feels good to Feel good!! &mdash 12/02/06 - 10:45:32 AM
YaaHooo....I haven't bobbed my head this much since the Beatles took over the airwaves!!! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Very clever song and well produced..........Keep up the great work....I'll be listening.
PB

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Great n Fun &mdash 12/02/06 - 11:33:19 AM
song........made my day......thanks!

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Love it &mdash 12/02/06 - 12:49:04 PM
Yes this one is an hit...High score
Take care
Kenta

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Great track &mdash 12/02/06 - 01:59:27 PM
So much intensity for so much insanity. I really love this place place and the people who hamg out here. Love the sound, lyrics, the works. The fact that you're willing to talk about this in public is impressive. What's your robot's name?

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WOOOT! &mdash 12/02/06 - 04:34:24 PM
Awesome as always.. Good to see you post here again..
FAB song!

Slimmie

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you are... &mdash 12/02/06 - 05:16:58 PM
talented,why are you wastin' my time and yours with "Robot milk" good music, joke for lyrics, sorry just my humble opinion.-MJG

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milk &mdash 12/03/06 - 12:32:40 AM
why do u drink cow milk, cow milk is 4 cow not 4 us,,,and now u r coming 2 till me u wana drink robot milk, hmmmmmm
man u crazy
i love the song

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Silly is the new classy... &mdash 12/05/06 - 04:50:59 PM
...not really, but it sounds good.
And so does this song!
It was a great sight to see a notification email lying in my inbox. I just hope it won't be so long until the next one!

-Einar S.

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Perverse... &mdash 12/05/06 - 09:01:07 PM
...and funny. Love this sort of stuff, loopy and deranged.

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YES &mdash 12/05/06 - 11:22:08 PM
This is great and right up my alley! Nice production and guitar sound!

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Reported . . . &mdash 12/06/06 - 06:22:23 PM
. . . to PETR ("People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots" or "People Eating Tasty Robots" depending on mood).

Great whacky song!

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definite over the top &mdash 12/07/06 - 12:03:35 AM
caught myself laughing at the whole thought of waking up in the morning with that thought of robot milk. then the rest of the song was me trying not to laugh and enjoying it alll the way

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Damn you &mdash 12/07/06 - 07:58:18 PM
I can't get this freakin' song out of my head.

Holy crap I can't get it out.

Without question one of the top 5 songs EVER posted at MacJams.

10/10/9/10... which is unheard of for me...

I can't get it out!!!! (and that's not bad)

Mason

by the way - awesome lyrics. shear genius.

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Wow... &mdash 12/07/06 - 08:02:07 PM
That's some hefty compliment! Thank you very much!!!
(Uh-oh, I think my head's going to explode....!)

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awesome &mdash 12/07/06 - 09:03:47 PM
ok, I just listened to it like 5 more times. I'm forwarding it to all my friends, many of whom will love it.

My wife thinks it's stupid though. Oh well.

Mason

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<a href="http://www.macjams.com/song/25785">Let's ROCK!</a>

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making me lose sleep &mdash 12/08/06 - 09:56:36 AM
So I wake up last night at 1 AM.

With Robot Milk on my brain.

Can't get back to sleep for like 2 hours because I can't get the song out of my head.

I milk my robot's robot = AWESOME.

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Let's ROCK!

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milky &mdash 12/08/06 - 01:36:07 AM
OK I have found a new idol. Spike, your production, voice musicianship and eclecticism are inspiring. Forget my earlier comment on Andy Newell (Christmas in Hell) he's a whimp anyway. I said that before I heard THIS!

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I'll have a glass &mdash 12/08/06 - 12:05:05 PM
Great song. I really like the vocals, lyrics and production. Nothing over done. You keep it straight forward and simple. Works very well.

This is one of the best songs I've heard on MJ.

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s-s-ssweet!!! &mdash 12/08/06 - 07:24:39 PM
Rock-a-liscious! I think the phrase "milking the robot" is a double entendre for something... but I'm not quite sure what. Damn you for making me think! But great song.

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OK &mdash 12/09/06 - 12:36:05 AM
I will go to bed now... and I will go wondering who you are!!!

but I know this much... you are a huge talent... and you have a intuitive instinct for this craft

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I think it's &mdash 12/14/06 - 06:07:02 PM
Cool and downloadable!

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Warped... &mdash 01/22/07 - 05:03:55 AM
...but in a good way. Nice Weezer like quality to this pop gem.

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Oh Snap! &mdash 03/22/07 - 04:18:47 AM
This is amazing. I love the nonsense subject matter and simplicity of this song. And it sounds AMAZING. Especially the tone on the guitar. I'm quickly becoming a fan of the "Elvis Madonna." I could learn a lot from you. You're doing some really subtle things in your songs that I often forget. Things that give songs depth and make them sound finished. Where is that fan button?

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awesome &mdash 04/18/07 - 01:45:11 PM
Several months later and I still can't get this out of my head.

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cool &mdash 08/28/07 - 10:46:55 AM
Like the bastard son of the Ramones. Excellent madness. I often wake up giggling, but it never becomes a kicking tune like this. Damn.

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Magnificent! &mdash 05/01/08 - 07:56:57 AM
This is great Mr. I.Spike! Such a great vocal you have and he it sounds really killer (as usual). It's great to hear your vocal going a little Rocky... still amazing. The music work is very fine... A gem!

Take Care
- Yeman A. Al-Rawi

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Great &mdash 05/23/08 - 03:42:22 PM
As my mom would say, "Love it to the prove it."

I heard this line "it always tastes like bile" but thought it was "it always tastes like Midol". I was a little disheartened to know that you're robot wasn't on the rag. I figure if a robot can produce milk, it's not unheard of for it to experience "woman times".

ANYWAY, great tune. I'm jealous of the production and the catchiness.

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Damn! &mdash 05/27/08 - 03:16:50 PM
That's great idea! Midol...! Obviously my brain wasn't tracking correctly because if I would have thought a bit more logically, Midol would have been a much better line!
Kudos to you!
(My recommendation is to keep hearing it wrong.)

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Fun, fun, fun &mdash 08/04/08 - 02:27:28 PM
Reminds one just a wee bit of Ron and Russell Mael of Sparks. Loads of fun with catchy hooks. Good job and thanks. Gonna' share this sucker with my friends. Robot Latte anyone?

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