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Okay, so it must be a bummer for the devil when it's Xmas... I mean, come on... it's kind of, well, sad....
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Xmas in Hell

I got a tree and it burned
I put a stocking on the mantle and it burned
I nailed a wreath upon the door and it burned
alas such are the pitfalls of Christmas in Hell, Christmas in Hell

we had some holiday tinsel and it burned (holiday tinsel)
we had some sheet music of carols and they burned (la, la, la)
with all the screaming souls they were hard to learn, anyway
alas such are the pitfalls of Christmas in Hell
constant dips in the lake of fire and the nasty brim stone smell
alas such are the pitfalls of Christmas in Hell

I tried to meet with Rudolph to see if he would pull my pitchfork sleigh
but before I could speak with him
one of my demons cooked him as a fine fillet
it wasn’t supposed to be that way

alas such are the pitfalls of Christmas in Hell
constant dips in the lake of fire and the nasty brim stone smell
alas such are the pitfalls of Christmas in Hell, Christmas in Hell
everything just sounds like screaming
tortured souls and pools of lava steaming
Christmas in Hell (Hell)
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Uploaded: Dec 08, 2006 - 01:14:15 AM
Last Updated: Dec 08, 2006 - 01:14:15 AM Last Played: Nov 21, 2009 - 10:08:00 PM
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racerat said 1083 days ago (December 8th, 2006)
Spike in Hell
Spike,
Totally enjoyed this incredible track. You have a great voice my friend. Cute and funny but with music so smooth and seductive I just don't really give a damn. Your harmonies are invinceable!

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echoroom said 1083 days ago (December 8th, 2006)
The Devils Xmas
Well, it's great to have you back here, man. I loved your stuff before, and this is just wonderful. Your voice is smooth, and reminds me a little of Elvis Costello in parts. The arrangements and production are fantastic, with great vocal harmonies.
The best thing is, of course, as a piece of genre music, this is first class, and then you dump on it with the lyrics, but you sing it with (burning) soul and totally straightfaced.

Merry Xmas

Steve
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Erwin Steenbergen said 1083 days ago (December 8th, 2006)
Must be this time of year
Beautiful harmonies, fantastic! Nice chord progressions as well. I really dig your voice.
Guitarsolo sounds a bit too far away if u know what I mean...the song up to that point is very direct. Too much reverb for my taste (in the solo, that is).
But overall extremely enjoyable material!
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I. Spike said 1083 days ago (December 8th, 2006)
Solo...
Okay so here's my concept of the solo, because usually I don't like that much verb either. I was imagining the devil sitting on a rock, next to the lake of fire in a big cavern. He's sad that he can't really celebrate Xmas, so he plays his lonely, over verbed solo...
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Stun Nutz said 1083 days ago (December 8th, 2006)
awww...
...I feel bad for those in hell, now! I almost wanna cry. Great song! I like this one for many of the reasons my I like your "FFFF" tune. Glad to see you posting more tunes.
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_nderscore said 1083 days ago (December 8th, 2006)
man..
you sleigh me
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e46 said 1082 days ago (December 8th, 2006)
what a great idea!!
I love the entire arrangement, and the lyrics are brilliant. Great job of taking a random idea and turning it into something GREAT !
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kristyjo said 1082 days ago (December 8th, 2006)
Interesting...interesting
I looked at the lyrics, and was expecting a really different style of music to carry it. This is just something I'm still trying to figure out.

In the meantime, however, your voice is just superb for the musical style, and instrumentation and vocal harmonies are really nice.
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bud said 1082 days ago (December 9th, 2006)
My wife and I are on our third listen
way to go man - this is so good it hurts. Expect to be included in some xmas emails this year. Gives new meaning to a lump of coal for Cristmas.
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The Fritters said 1082 days ago (December 9th, 2006)
Alas!
That nasty smell! Groovy, I'm transported to hell by your musical setting! Good job! Sounds like The Carpenters, I just want to be close to you...hehehe
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Scott Carmichael said 1082 days ago (December 9th, 2006)
G R E A T
what a great song sensablity... lovin' this... singing is fantastic as well as the production... radio ready for sure... love all the little touches

dare i say it... Merry Christmas
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jiguma said 1082 days ago (December 9th, 2006)
Costello for sure
Excellent vocals indeed, and a very cool take on this interesting concept : ) I like the space that the solo occupies, and as someone said, the chord progression is very cool indeed. If downloads become available before Xmas, this will definitely join the other tracks on my CD for Xmas day.
Thanks!
Neil
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aclarke said 1081 days ago (December 9th, 2006)
You have...
one of, if not the best musical senses of humor on MacJams. I'll need to snag a copy of this when downloads are back. It's gonna go in the file with FFFF!
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aclarke said 1080 days ago (December 10th, 2006)
Downloads are back!
Thank you again for the song!

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composerclark said 1081 days ago (December 10th, 2006)
Subversive
It's very funny, obviously, but what really sells it is that it's a 100% professional production, so good that if a person were listening to this in the background they might mindlessly hum along or tap their toe to it, never realizing the humour. Now that's subversive, my friend!
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BranDaMan said 1080 days ago (December 11th, 2006)
Nice!
Great tune and great concept, you are able to pull it off nicely.
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bug67 said 1079 days ago (December 11th, 2006)
Absolutly Brilliant!
This has got to be the most clever thing I've heard in ages!

Don't know why but, reminded me of something Cake might do. :)

Merry Christmas!
j2morrow said 1078 days ago (December 12th, 2006)
Wickedly funny
What kind of mind imagines what Christmas would be like in hell? I really like the dichotomy of the lyrics with the easy jazzy feel of the music. The bongo drums are a nice touch. Really nice job here.
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jgurner said 1078 days ago (December 12th, 2006)
Christmas is such a sentimental time
Brought a tear to my eye remembering all those fond Yuletide memories. Should definitely become a holiday standard.
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bjack said 1077 days ago (December 14th, 2006)
You Are...
Very creative, my friend. Wonderful song all the way around. Thank you for this one.
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stooey said 1077 days ago (December 14th, 2006)
Brilliant
Not only is the performance top-notch, but the lyrics are clever, ironic and funny!

Great job!
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Einarus said 1068 days ago (December 23rd, 2006)
Love it
You've done it yet again; a well written, well performed, humorous piece of music. What more can one ask for?
I honestly don't know...

A great track!
-Einar S.
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said 791 days ago (September 26th, 2007)
Perfectly sums up what xmas is
for a lot of people

I agree with echorooms comment - but i think more difford and tilbrook than costello...

bravo
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