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This be out to all y'all pimps who be called jive azz posers, yo. Yeeeah.
This song took forever to finish. I wrote it three years ago, and after many a recording sessions, we finally got it right. It still needs work.
This be out to all y'all pimps who be called jive azz posers, yo. Yeeeah.
This song took forever to finish. I wrote it three years ago, and after many a recording sessions, we finally got it right. It still needs work.
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Lyrics
(Intro)
JERK: You guys are total posers...
BOTH: Say what?!?
EV: You're kidding, did you hear what he said to us?
SWIZ: I think I did, Evan.
EV: Man, we gotta show him up.
SWIZ: We gotta show him up, we gotta show him down, we gotta show him left, right, we gotta show him around town if you know what I'm saying, G!
(Verse)
SWIZ: Yo, by calling us names, you just a big bunch of fools.
Can't you see my bling and my thrift store jewels?
EV: I got my Air-Force 1's, he's got his Air Force 2's.
Nelly sings about 'em, they must be good shoes.
SWIZ: Yeah, me and my chonies look tight on the town.
BOTH: And if you mess with us, we'll knock you down.
(Chorus)
BOTH: We ain't no posers!
We was born in the hills.
We ain't no posers!
EV: Check out this plastic grille.
BOTH: We ain't no posers!
We ain't no freaks or wannabes.
You sayin' we posers?
Then your brain is outta key.
(Interlude)
SWIZ: Yeah dawg, that was totally tight!
EV: Yo dawg, there's another verse.
SWIZ: Aww, crap.
(Verse)
EV: I got my baggy jeans and my SQ hat.
SWIZ: I've got my undies and a shirt, won't you fancy that?
Yeah, we krump all night.
BOTH: And we party all day.
EV: If you wanna step to us-
BOTH: You best back away!
(Chorus)
BOTH: We ain't no posers!
We was born in the hills.
We ain't no posers!
EV: Check out this plastic grille.
BOTH: We ain't no posers!
We ain't no freaks or wannabes.
You sayin' we posers?
Then your brain is outta key.
(Break)
BOTH: Don't be lookin' at us
SWIZ: Like we're a bunch of fakers.
EV: We stay fly like the guy
BOTH: on the box of Quakers!
EV: Straight out of L.A., home of the Clippers-
BOTH: Not Lakers!
Come get a taste of our AFRICAN SHAKERS!
(Scat Session)
BOTH: [Scatting]
SWIZ: Flava Flav wears glasses!
(Chorus)
BOTH: We ain't no posers!
We was born in the hills.
We ain't no posers!
EV: Check out this plastic grille.
BOTH: We ain't no posers!
We ain't no freaks or wannabes.
You sayin' we posers?
Then your brain is outta key.
(Outro)
BOTH: So what if I'm a poser?
SIWZ: Just don't tell my mom that I'm a poser.
EV: We ain't-
SWIZ: That's right. Just- Mom? I love you if you're listening. Don't kill me, please! Mom? Moooom?!
(Fade)
JERK: You guys are total posers...
BOTH: Say what?!?
EV: You're kidding, did you hear what he said to us?
SWIZ: I think I did, Evan.
EV: Man, we gotta show him up.
SWIZ: We gotta show him up, we gotta show him down, we gotta show him left, right, we gotta show him around town if you know what I'm saying, G!
(Verse)
SWIZ: Yo, by calling us names, you just a big bunch of fools.
Can't you see my bling and my thrift store jewels?
EV: I got my Air-Force 1's, he's got his Air Force 2's.
Nelly sings about 'em, they must be good shoes.
SWIZ: Yeah, me and my chonies look tight on the town.
BOTH: And if you mess with us, we'll knock you down.
(Chorus)
BOTH: We ain't no posers!
We was born in the hills.
We ain't no posers!
EV: Check out this plastic grille.
BOTH: We ain't no posers!
We ain't no freaks or wannabes.
You sayin' we posers?
Then your brain is outta key.
(Interlude)
SWIZ: Yeah dawg, that was totally tight!
EV: Yo dawg, there's another verse.
SWIZ: Aww, crap.
(Verse)
EV: I got my baggy jeans and my SQ hat.
SWIZ: I've got my undies and a shirt, won't you fancy that?
Yeah, we krump all night.
BOTH: And we party all day.
EV: If you wanna step to us-
BOTH: You best back away!
(Chorus)
BOTH: We ain't no posers!
We was born in the hills.
We ain't no posers!
EV: Check out this plastic grille.
BOTH: We ain't no posers!
We ain't no freaks or wannabes.
You sayin' we posers?
Then your brain is outta key.
(Break)
BOTH: Don't be lookin' at us
SWIZ: Like we're a bunch of fakers.
EV: We stay fly like the guy
BOTH: on the box of Quakers!
EV: Straight out of L.A., home of the Clippers-
BOTH: Not Lakers!
Come get a taste of our AFRICAN SHAKERS!
(Scat Session)
BOTH: [Scatting]
SWIZ: Flava Flav wears glasses!
(Chorus)
BOTH: We ain't no posers!
We was born in the hills.
We ain't no posers!
EV: Check out this plastic grille.
BOTH: We ain't no posers!
We ain't no freaks or wannabes.
You sayin' we posers?
Then your brain is outta key.
(Outro)
BOTH: So what if I'm a poser?
SIWZ: Just don't tell my mom that I'm a poser.
EV: We ain't-
SWIZ: That's right. Just- Mom? I love you if you're listening. Don't kill me, please! Mom? Moooom?!
(Fade)
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This is hilarious! Are these lyrics original? haha, laughing my face off. I gotta show this one to my friends. Keep it up!