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Lesbo Dog [Explicit] by burlesquirrel [Email]

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SONG STATS:
Hits: 1611
Comments: 18
Votes: 9
Plays: 416
Last Played: Nov 22, 2008 - 01:14:12 PM
Downloads: 76
Fans: 10
Uploaded: Feb 23, 2007 - 10:46:16 AM
Last Updated: Feb 22, 2007 - 04:43:51 PM
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Keywords:
lesbo (1), dog (24), burle (2), squirrle (1)
Description:
Finally a song that stands up for the rights of gay animals everywhere....sing along people!!!!

VERY EXPLICIT!!!!

Lyrics:
Lesbo Dog humpin on my knee
Lesbo Dog lifts her leg when she pees
Lesbo Dog she's a son of a bitch
She don't have balls but they itch

Lesbo Dog humpin on my knee
Lesbo Dog lifts her leg when she pees
Lesbo Dog strap it on like a man
and bang your bitches can

Hardware:
voice, filth, redman chew

Software:
cigars, masculine light beer, frog droppings
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oh man .... &mdash 02/23/07 - 01:51:54 PM
... I probably should re-listen to this one after a few masculine light beers instead of my morning Juan Valdez caffeination moment .... I have 16 dogs living next door to me ... I wonder which ones are lesbians now ... I blame it on all those rawhide thingeys people give them ....

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hehe &mdash 02/23/07 - 03:27:52 PM
be afraid.....be very afraid

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http://www.myspace.com/burlesquirrel

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FUCKIN BITCH &mdash 02/23/07 - 10:50:10 PM
Pure genious! Brilliance at a genious level!

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Love it! &mdash 02/24/07 - 02:07:12 AM
I was wondering when someone was going to explore this sensitive topic.
You performed this with such care and panache, well, I not too proud to say that it brought me to tears... (that and I think I wet my trousers...)

You should probably stop by and listen to a couple of my songs.
FFFF & Aqua Velveeta
There's a few others there that I think you might like as well.

I hope you have a lot more songs of this ilk.


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lol &mdash 02/24/07 - 04:26:08 PM
hardware - redman chew??? that's hilarious.

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just wrong. &mdash 02/24/07 - 04:37:16 PM
i done laughed my ass off. now how do i poo?

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hmmm &mdash 02/24/07 - 05:02:18 PM
this song explains several things that have been bothering me over the years. thanks for clearing it up. i feel like a hazy film has been removed from my eyes.

oh. and i'm glad i'm not in Alannah's position right now.

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amazing &mdash 02/24/07 - 05:42:48 PM
there's no lack of humor and talent here... somewhere... maybe behind the couch there, with all the beer cans? I just went to the dictionary to look up the word "EXPLICIT", and the second entry said: 2. "Lesbo Dog". Now I understand what Webster meant by that. Reading Dr. Bizarre's comment to your work, I am reminded of that famous line in Ghostbusters regarding the gatekeeper and keymaster... "We have got to get these two together!"
ttfn,
Drakonis

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not a clue there &mdash 02/24/07 - 05:58:35 PM
what a cute little doggy pic

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Catchy! &mdash 02/24/07 - 07:37:12 PM
This is the kind of ditty that could spread very quickly with an animation to it.Creative! Original!

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He he...ha ha &mdash 02/25/07 - 11:25:21 AM
Very funny and with great production as well.
Bravo.

Best Regards
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Kenta

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Heh-heh &mdash 02/25/07 - 01:16:42 PM
never saw the glockenspiel comin' - lordy, that's funny!

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Sounds like... &mdash 02/25/07 - 01:39:58 PM
... jeez, I dunno, Hanna Barbera run by Ron Jeremy?
You're definately going for a select demographic here - welcome to macjams ... you'll definately fit in!

Steve

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Fecking hilarious! &mdash 02/27/07 - 09:46:43 PM
My right leg got humped by one once. No hang on a minute does that mean I've got a lesbian leg or was she a hetero-bitch having a femdom strap-on fantasy?

KK


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sick &mdash 02/28/07 - 07:13:58 PM
but I love it. Cracked me the f*ck up.

"smell my finger"....man....lol.

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MORE! &mdash 03/01/07 - 04:33:46 PM
Wonderful! I think there's room for at least 12 more verses, all identical.

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pretty funny &mdash 07/02/07 - 11:19:38 AM
for fans of this, Farm Animal Lover is a must listen.

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oh my dawg....er....gawd &mdash 05/25/08 - 06:25:13 PM
I think this is a RIOT!!!! I love it

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