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Keywords:
Johnson (17), kindly (4), kindliest (4), old man (6), guests (2), dinner (7), hand (6), hands (9), masturbate (4), masturbates (4), masturbation (4), wank (4), wanks (4), wanked (2), wanker (6), wanking (3), tosser (1), semen (3), sploogey (3), jism (4), cum (4), polishing the rocket (1), spanking the monkey (1), shaking hands with the bishop (1), ejaculation (1), ejaculate (1)
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Description:
slumby's Scariest Song EVER!!!!!
Lyrics:
Scariest Song EVER!
Mr. Johnson is a kindly old man
He wears the finest clothes in the land
And he'll never pass you by without taking your hand
Mr. Johnson is the kindliest old man
He has guests for dinner almost every night
And they have wine and dine by candlelight
Mr. Johnson is truly a generous man
He's the kindliest old man in the land
But there's something that i cannot help but say
Mr. Johnson masturbates both night and day
He wanks until it's nearly chafed away
He wanks it until both his arms turn gray
"That is no concern of ours!"
You may well say,
"How can you speak of him in such a way?!
He's the loveliest man in all the land!
Mr. Johnson is the kindliest old man!"
There is something that you must understand
Yes, there's something that you must understand:
Mr. Johnson never washes his hands!!!
Copyright © 2006
Hardware:
Computer: PowerBook G4 Ti 800MHz 1GB
Keyboard: Yamaha PSR-273
Microphone: Blue Snowball
Software:
GarageBand 2
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Ick &mdash 03/03/07 - 07:13:54 PM
:D &mdash 03/03/07 - 08:05:41 PM
Thanks for listening! :D
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Dream thou -- and from thy sleep
Then wake to weep.
P B Shelley [ Reply to This ]
Deja vu &mdash 03/05/07 - 09:04:24 AM
Didn't you post this already? (Or did I dream it?) Nice punch line. I hope you read what I commented last time before replacing the track with this update... I think you mixed in those last harmonies better? Very nice creepy cabaret performance. I'd still add a final chord that held a few beats, or a little tag piano at the end. Entertaining track, nice writing. [ Reply to This ]
Thanks :) &mdash 03/05/07 - 11:55:36 AM
Yes, i did post it before, i just got confused about the creative commons thing and realized i had to delete and resubmit in order to change it.
I haven't made any changes, although i hope to sometime in the near future. I've not been working on any songs or doing any new music, as i've been quite down, lately.
I'm sort of in limbo right now, and thought i'd see what MacJams is like, after all this time. I'm really glad i decided to do that, as i've discovered some wonderful music here, including yours.
And i did read your comment before, thank you for that and for posting again. :)
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What kind of message am i sending to your children?! [ Reply to This ]
way to &mdash 04/13/07 - 10:21:26 AM
take your time and set up the punch line...
remember the first time you had sex????
HUH! ???
yeh.... you remember how scared you were... ???
the room was all dark... and you were all by yourself!!!! [ Reply to This ]
a story &mdash 04/15/07 - 08:05:38 PM
thoughts from the bull... &mdash 06/08/07 - 08:42:05 AM
this is by far, the scariest song ever written.
i love the sparce elements at play here! it makes the piece all the more effective in it's ethereal creepiness! brilliant!
thank you, slumbering! [ Reply to This ]
... &mdash 09/08/07 - 03:11:40 PM
;-) &mdash 10/10/07 - 01:52:52 PM
I like ore this version...i dont know why?! bho!
me
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ghost [ Reply to This ]
Hehe.. &mdash 06/12/08 - 03:41:27 PM
( : I love the melody it's beautiful playing & singing (!) You soound like a true singer who sings/acts out at places ! The lyrics gave me a laugh & thats never wrong ! tx helena : ) [ Reply to This ]
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