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slumby's Scariest Song EVER!!!!!
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Scariest Song EVER!
Mr. Johnson is a kindly old man
He wears the finest clothes in the land
And he'll never pass you by without taking your hand
Mr. Johnson is the kindliest old man
He has guests for dinner almost every night
And they have wine and dine by candlelight
Mr. Johnson is truly a generous man
He's the kindliest old man in the land
But there's something that i cannot help but say
Mr. Johnson masturbates both night and day
He wanks until it's nearly chafed away
He wanks it until both his arms turn gray
"That is no concern of ours!"
You may well say,
"How can you speak of him in such a way?!
He's the loveliest man in all the land!
Mr. Johnson is the kindliest old man!"
There is something that you must understand
Yes, there's something that you must understand:
Mr. Johnson never washes his hands!!!
Copyright © 2006
Mr. Johnson is a kindly old man
He wears the finest clothes in the land
And he'll never pass you by without taking your hand
Mr. Johnson is the kindliest old man
He has guests for dinner almost every night
And they have wine and dine by candlelight
Mr. Johnson is truly a generous man
He's the kindliest old man in the land
But there's something that i cannot help but say
Mr. Johnson masturbates both night and day
He wanks until it's nearly chafed away
He wanks it until both his arms turn gray
"That is no concern of ours!"
You may well say,
"How can you speak of him in such a way?!
He's the loveliest man in all the land!
Mr. Johnson is the kindliest old man!"
There is something that you must understand
Yes, there's something that you must understand:
Mr. Johnson never washes his hands!!!
Copyright © 2006
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