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Scariest Song EVER (Original Demo Version)

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slumbering

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slumby's Scariest Song EVER!!!!!
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Scariest Song EVER!

Mr. Johnson is a kindly old man
He wears the finest clothes in the land
And he'll never pass you by without taking your hand
Mr. Johnson is the kindliest old man

He has guests for dinner almost every night
And they have wine and dine by candlelight
Mr. Johnson is truly a generous man
He's the kindliest old man in the land

But there's something that i cannot help but say
Mr. Johnson masturbates both night and day
He wanks until it's nearly chafed away
He wanks it until both his arms turn gray

"That is no concern of ours!"
You may well say,
"How can you speak of him in such a way?!
He's the loveliest man in all the land!
Mr. Johnson is the kindliest old man!"

There is something that you must understand
Yes, there's something that you must understand:
Mr. Johnson never washes his hands!!!

Copyright © 2006
Song Stats
Hits: 1640
Comments: 12
Fans: 8
Plays: 150
Downloads: 47
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Uploaded: Mar 03, 2007 - 05:51:00 PM
Last Updated: May 08, 2008 - 12:27:59 AM Last Played: Nov 09, 2009 - 10:10:29 PM
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Comments
said 994 days ago (March 3rd, 2007)
Ick
LOL
slumbering said 994 days ago (March 3rd, 2007)
:D
Thanks for listening! :D

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Then wake to weep.
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TobinMueller said 993 days ago (March 5th, 2007)
Deja vu
Didn't you post this already? (Or did I dream it?) Nice punch line. I hope you read what I commented last time before replacing the track with this update... I think you mixed in those last harmonies better? Very nice creepy cabaret performance. I'd still add a final chord that held a few beats, or a little tag piano at the end. Entertaining track, nice writing.
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slumbering said 993 days ago (March 5th, 2007)
Thanks :)
Yes, i did post it before, i just got confused about the creative commons thing and realized i had to delete and resubmit in order to change it.

I haven't made any changes, although i hope to sometime in the near future. I've not been working on any songs or doing any new music, as i've been quite down, lately.

I'm sort of in limbo right now, and thought i'd see what MacJams is like, after all this time. I'm really glad i decided to do that, as i've discovered some wonderful music here, including yours.

And i did read your comment before, thank you for that and for posting again. :)



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Scott Carmichael said 954 days ago (April 13th, 2007)
way to
take your time and set up the punch line...

remember the first time you had sex????

HUH! ???

yeh.... you remember how scared you were... ???

the room was all dark... and you were all by yourself!!!!
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HOKEY POKEY said 951 days ago (April 15th, 2007)
a story
This is very spooky

Hokey
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Boris the Bull said 898 days ago (June 8th, 2007)
thoughts from the bull...
this is by far, the scariest song ever written.

i love the sparce elements at play here! it makes the piece all the more effective in it's ethereal creepiness! brilliant!

thank you, slumbering!
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apb said 806 days ago (September 8th, 2007)
...

I'll never buy a cotton bud again .. ;o)
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Schello said 774 days ago (October 10th, 2007)
;-)
I like ore this version...i dont know why?! bho!




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saymme said 528 days ago (June 12th, 2008)
Hehe..
( : I love the melody it's beautiful playing & singing (!) You soound like a true singer who sings/acts out at places ! The lyrics gave me a laugh & thats never wrong ! tx helena : )
LunaTrick said 176 days ago (May 29th, 2009)
Liking this one a lot...
Reminds me of the old Mission UK song, Mr. Pleasant. Superbly delivered!
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I love music and i love doing creative things. I just need to express myself in some way or other, i don't know why. Sometimes i want to be heard, other times i would like to completely disappear. : ( Forgive me if i do something wrong, i can b... [see more]

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