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comedy (66), parody (24), country (107), satire (17), hunting (3)
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A couple of hunting seasons ago, I drew a "cow tag" for elk, meaning (for you non-hunters) I could shoot a cow elk, instead of just a bull. I proceeded to finally get my first elk (after 12 years of hunting). On the drive home, I wrote this (fortunately the cops didn't see me swerving).Lyrics:
When I saw you, I knew that I would have you When I looked into those big, brown eyes And gazed at those enormous thighs Well you were hairy And your ears were huge I doubt that you'd look good in tights But still, I had you in my sights There was no time for me to act like a weenie, I thought I'd order you a lead martini! Well, I filled my cow tag! Been trying for awhile She was playing hard-to-get; I knew that she had style And to meet all my friends, I didn't want to push her But I did insist she let me Introduce her to my butcher Although I shot down our romance Just a trifle, She gave me a reason To clean my rifle! When I pursued you I could see you had fallen for me I certainly don't pretend to be rich, But I'm sorry I dragged you into a ditch Well we had met Only moments before But as I cut the small talk, I could see You were already spilling your guts to me I knew that my intentions would not please her 'Cause all I wanted was her carcass in my freezer Well, I filled my cow tag! I've waited all this time, And all you tree-hugging PETA freaks Who think I've committed a crime You can go munch on your bean sprouts, You're making my head ache I'll be thinking about you As I grill another steak Like blue-haired grandmas Love Lawrence Welk I had fallen for A fallen elk! Call me a saint, Call me a sinner, But I'd really like to have you ...For dinner All the time and money I'd invested Will be worth it after you ...Are ingested Hardware:
Classical acoustic guitar w/effects, Yamaha bass, microphoneSoftware:
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You must be registered and logged-in to comment. R(Eww)FL &mdash 03/27/07 - 01:35:57 PM
Thx &mdash 03/27/07 - 01:48:20 PM
:) &mdash 09/08/07 - 03:21:33 PM
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